old kenfucky shart
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Motherfuckers out here actin like laws are real
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"Aww man, I'm so happy we cut the head off this Hydra."
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
"Aww man, I'm so happy we cut the head off this Hydra."
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Excited for Bovino and his new office.
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Excited for Bovino and his new office.
Patterson–Gimlin? I barely know him!
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Patterson–Gimlin? I barely know him!
Dick so big it has guy-wires
January 26, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Dick so big it has guy-wires
You know Ace Ventura’s apartment smell like a pet store but he still beatin it up.
January 26, 2026 at 4:38 AM
You know Ace Ventura’s apartment smell like a pet store but he still beatin it up.
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Shrimp fried rice? you're tellin me they put shrimp in this fried rice?!
January 26, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Shrimp fried rice? you're tellin me they put shrimp in this fried rice?!
I’ve been praying for this day
Very sad news out of Cincinnati. The Car Fox, after climbing into a trash can to eat some old pizza crusts, could not climb back out and froze to death in the storm.
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I’ve been praying for this day
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Millions of Americans are doing this in real time and it's a sight to behold.
January 26, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Millions of Americans are doing this in real time and it's a sight to behold.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but they’re treading on you, bro. They’re treading on you right now.
January 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but they’re treading on you, bro. They’re treading on you right now.
They’re right when they say never meet your heroes, the guy with two dicks from Reddit was very rude to me.
January 24, 2026 at 9:09 PM
They’re right when they say never meet your heroes, the guy with two dicks from Reddit was very rude to me.
I started playing Death Stranding. I have no idea what the fuck is going on but I like the part where they make me decide which way I want to walk up a hill.
January 23, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I started playing Death Stranding. I have no idea what the fuck is going on but I like the part where they make me decide which way I want to walk up a hill.
Fist Fistofferson?
Gayde? Like Blade but he’s gay?
January 22, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Fist Fistofferson?
Gayde? Like Blade but he’s gay?
January 22, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Gayde? Like Blade but he’s gay?
Oh, you got a Switch 2? I’ma switch to fucking your mom from the back so we can both play Mario Kart World
January 22, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Oh, you got a Switch 2? I’ma switch to fucking your mom from the back so we can both play Mario Kart World
Ass so round it’s distorted when projected onto a two dimensional surface
January 22, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Ass so round it’s distorted when projected onto a two dimensional surface
Ass so fat it’s on the National Register of Historic Places
January 22, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Ass so fat it’s on the National Register of Historic Places
Ass so fat it’s crowdfunded.
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Ass so fat it’s crowdfunded.
This is based on a girl I saw
Ass so fat it’s a disability
January 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This is based on a girl I saw
Fuckin stupid, bro
How much ass could a woodchuck eat if a woodchuck… wait
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Fuckin stupid, bro
How much ass could a woodchuck eat if a woodchuck… wait
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
How much ass could a woodchuck eat if a woodchuck… wait
We really doing Civil War 2, Great Depression 2, and World War 3 at the same time, huh?
January 19, 2026 at 7:43 AM
We really doing Civil War 2, Great Depression 2, and World War 3 at the same time, huh?
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americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
Ass so fat it’s a disability
January 18, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Ass so fat it’s a disability
2028 Dem primary gonna be a shit show. Twenty five motherfuckers on stage and not a damn one wants to abolish ICE.
January 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
2028 Dem primary gonna be a shit show. Twenty five motherfuckers on stage and not a damn one wants to abolish ICE.