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Ahab Apologist
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Except for the whole whale thing, Ahab did nothing wrong.

DNI: 🐳

🗣️: 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇦
And then there are us, the Browns fans with ex-girlfriends that went to OSU.
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This kinda looks like two people touching butts
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
When the world is ending after 9:30pm, and I'm like 🤫
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I don't want to offend any baseball fans, but: no chance.

A baseball player can only be the greatest athlete if they've played another sport.
October 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Моя теща 🥹
October 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
October 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Amazingly prolific. I had no idea he did this one
October 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Okay, but call me back when you find a restored 91 Geo Tracker
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Retvrn
October 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
She comfy
October 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Actual photo of my grandfather, I have to assume
October 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
October 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
And here's a photo I took of my favorite lake
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
October 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Abelism on the other hand
October 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I unironically end up making one giant mayonnaise factory every time I play
October 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Yeah, okay, you could convince me
October 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
October 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just remembered the most incredible parallel parking job I ever did

It took like a full ten minutes, then I snapped these pics, and pulled out because it was my buddy's car, and I was worried someone would key the shit out of it
October 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What the fuck
October 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Смачного
October 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
September 30 / October 1
October 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
One thing that sucks about living in a nice neighborhood is that everyone is boring
October 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is my best friend, Juicius Maximus
September 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM