Ahab Apologist
@ahabapologist.bsky.social
Except for the whole whale thing, Ahab did nothing wrong.
DNI: 🐳
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DNI: 🐳
🗣️: 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇦
And then there are us, the Browns fans with ex-girlfriends that went to OSU.
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
And then there are us, the Browns fans with ex-girlfriends that went to OSU.
This kinda looks like two people touching butts
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This kinda looks like two people touching butts
When the world is ending after 9:30pm, and I'm like 🤫
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
When the world is ending after 9:30pm, and I'm like 🤫
I don't want to offend any baseball fans, but: no chance.
A baseball player can only be the greatest athlete if they've played another sport.
A baseball player can only be the greatest athlete if they've played another sport.
October 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I don't want to offend any baseball fans, but: no chance.
A baseball player can only be the greatest athlete if they've played another sport.
A baseball player can only be the greatest athlete if they've played another sport.
![I was eventually able to watch [your] interview with normal Internet. Congratulations, I'm proud! [Wishing you] health, success, and inspiration! Also, you were not only smart, but charming on TV](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w6tejgzxylejpibcgwebdqc6/bafkreihc7bjwukfbl2izhe633fk52adjsxxxmaw4myxpjq4kol7b2zrpjq@jpeg)
Amazingly prolific. I had no idea he did this one
October 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Amazingly prolific. I had no idea he did this one
Okay, but call me back when you find a restored 91 Geo Tracker
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Okay, but call me back when you find a restored 91 Geo Tracker
Actual photo of my grandfather, I have to assume
October 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Actual photo of my grandfather, I have to assume
And here's a photo I took of my favorite lake
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
And here's a photo I took of my favorite lake
Abelism on the other hand
October 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Abelism on the other hand
I unironically end up making one giant mayonnaise factory every time I play
October 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I unironically end up making one giant mayonnaise factory every time I play
Yeah, okay, you could convince me
October 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Yeah, okay, you could convince me
Just remembered the most incredible parallel parking job I ever did
It took like a full ten minutes, then I snapped these pics, and pulled out because it was my buddy's car, and I was worried someone would key the shit out of it
It took like a full ten minutes, then I snapped these pics, and pulled out because it was my buddy's car, and I was worried someone would key the shit out of it
October 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just remembered the most incredible parallel parking job I ever did
It took like a full ten minutes, then I snapped these pics, and pulled out because it was my buddy's car, and I was worried someone would key the shit out of it
It took like a full ten minutes, then I snapped these pics, and pulled out because it was my buddy's car, and I was worried someone would key the shit out of it
September 30 / October 1
October 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
September 30 / October 1
One thing that sucks about living in a nice neighborhood is that everyone is boring
October 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One thing that sucks about living in a nice neighborhood is that everyone is boring
This is my best friend, Juicius Maximus
September 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is my best friend, Juicius Maximus