Oh noooo I missed this message 😭

Are you sticking around for a bit? Any other events I might catch ya?

"Mom, you really gave it your all on the pumpkin roll challenge"

See that's smart. I made the mistake of going big, and now I send out letters every year notifying friends and family whether they've remained on Gift Island, survivor-style

One of my favorite things Stephen King ever wrote was more or less "No, drugs do not make you a good writer. Stop being weird" when discussing exactly this phenomenon and his own struggles with drugs.

How does this paragraph relate to the substance of his dissent? I'm having a hard time imagining how this nonsense could be relevant

He's genuinely an icon at this point

Yeah

I didn't know this was a thing. I'm going to Philly tomorrow. Anything else I should know?

«with the cooperation and coordination of Countries»

*stumbling outside half-naked, jabbing a stick at the sky in the general direction of two squirrels fighting* YOU'RE BRINGING DOWN THE WHOLE COMMUNITY! NOBODY WINS!

I once saw a squirrel knock another squirrel out of the tree, and it was not fine. The squirrel-on-squirrel violence has to stop

Though I suppose it's possible they're buying time to figure out how best to sanitize the evidence