Lontar
@lontar.bsky.social
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If you ask me catholicism should lean into the weird shit
"Oh we have a special guy for not choking and when it's his special day everybody comes up and we put crossed candles on their throat and do the 'Saint Don't Choke's Day Blessing'"
Do more of that shit, it's whimsical.
"Oh we have a special guy for not choking and when it's his special day everybody comes up and we put crossed candles on their throat and do the 'Saint Don't Choke's Day Blessing'"
Do more of that shit, it's whimsical.
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
If you ask me catholicism should lean into the weird shit
"Oh we have a special guy for not choking and when it's his special day everybody comes up and we put crossed candles on their throat and do the 'Saint Don't Choke's Day Blessing'"
Do more of that shit, it's whimsical.
"Oh we have a special guy for not choking and when it's his special day everybody comes up and we put crossed candles on their throat and do the 'Saint Don't Choke's Day Blessing'"
Do more of that shit, it's whimsical.
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I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year
Kristi Noem: "I always tell people that the days you don't hear about us are the days we were successful."
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year
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bodily function issues and visible signs of aging seem to humanize him more than I care for, I do not want to empathize with him as a fellow human being
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
bodily function issues and visible signs of aging seem to humanize him more than I care for, I do not want to empathize with him as a fellow human being
Okay but shitting your pants is actually the most alpha thing you can do. Instant and complete intimidation of your enemies
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Okay but shitting your pants is actually the most alpha thing you can do. Instant and complete intimidation of your enemies
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put that basket down! cheddar bay biscuits are for closers!
February 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
put that basket down! cheddar bay biscuits are for closers!
I think if we went back to calling podcasts "talk shows", a lot of these people would cut it out
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I think if we went back to calling podcasts "talk shows", a lot of these people would cut it out
Realizing that if I stay Online long enough, I'll look as old as my profile picture
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Realizing that if I stay Online long enough, I'll look as old as my profile picture
Slaking my hunger with a thin broth @toil.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Slaking my hunger with a thin broth @toil.bsky.social
"Hanging out" on discord
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
"Hanging out" on discord
I work 12 hours a SECOND
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I work 12 hours a SECOND
(At the tech bro conference) look guys, Paul is wearing shoes with LACES in 2026! God, he's so sub-optimal
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
(At the tech bro conference) look guys, Paul is wearing shoes with LACES in 2026! God, he's so sub-optimal
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remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 PM
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
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this coffee is the first of many
January 31, 2026 at 7:05 PM
this coffee is the first of many
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i want to know your pussy inside and out.. mostly inside, considering thats where the majority of the pussy is. i think.
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 PM
i want to know your pussy inside and out.. mostly inside, considering thats where the majority of the pussy is. i think.
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Wait a second, my sweater, it's shiny... Am I in a porn cartoon?
January 31, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Wait a second, my sweater, it's shiny... Am I in a porn cartoon?
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"this is a challenging and dynamic situation"
(it's just an egg and sausage muffin)
(it's just an egg and sausage muffin)
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 PM
"this is a challenging and dynamic situation"
(it's just an egg and sausage muffin)
(it's just an egg and sausage muffin)
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the stokers in my brain handling a fresh load of coffee
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 PM
the stokers in my brain handling a fresh load of coffee
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
And by "hear consistently from customers" they mean "data we're scraping showing they're checking out linux"
scoop: Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows. The head of Windows tells me Microsoft will focus on "addressing pain points we hear consistently from customers." Full details in my Notepad newsletter this week, gift link here 👇 tinyurl.com/win11trust
Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows
2026 is all about improving Windows
tinyurl.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
And by "hear consistently from customers" they mean "data we're scraping showing they're checking out linux"
We need to show the investors that people are adopting our new AI tools.
"Ah, right. Okay, how can we get more people to use the tools"
(Repeating with more emphasis) we need to SHOW the INVESTORS th-
"Ah, right. Okay, how can we get more people to use the tools"
(Repeating with more emphasis) we need to SHOW the INVESTORS th-
January 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
We need to show the investors that people are adopting our new AI tools.
"Ah, right. Okay, how can we get more people to use the tools"
(Repeating with more emphasis) we need to SHOW the INVESTORS th-
"Ah, right. Okay, how can we get more people to use the tools"
(Repeating with more emphasis) we need to SHOW the INVESTORS th-
We're not even there yet, but a gentle reminder that when a professional Liberal talks about "affordability", they are talking about you somehow setting aside another 5 grand of your paycheck for the whole year for a modest tax savings.
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 PM
We're not even there yet, but a gentle reminder that when a professional Liberal talks about "affordability", they are talking about you somehow setting aside another 5 grand of your paycheck for the whole year for a modest tax savings.