Lontar
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
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(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
If someone is renting working poor there's this expectation of financial responsibility like oh you bought a starbucks? How dare you. But if someone has a house they're fine to buy a land cruiser and a boat and then heloc the house for a new roof. Rock on, brother
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If someone is renting working poor there's this expectation of financial responsibility like oh you bought a starbucks? How dare you. But if someone has a house they're fine to buy a land cruiser and a boat and then heloc the house for a new roof. Rock on, brother
Tech is still trying to make products it thinks people want, but the corrosive effects of vast wealth accumulation has left those at the helm incapable of experiencing normal human feelings. Which is how we get things like "chatbot that says you're very cool and loves you"
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tech is still trying to make products it thinks people want, but the corrosive effects of vast wealth accumulation has left those at the helm incapable of experiencing normal human feelings. Which is how we get things like "chatbot that says you're very cool and loves you"
God damnit is Donald Fagen in there
Well,
Okay maybe there were hints
Well,
Okay maybe there were hints
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
God damnit is Donald Fagen in there
Well,
Okay maybe there were hints
Well,
Okay maybe there were hints
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Yes. Sadly when not in use the Shriner exists in potentia within a separate and timeless domain of phase space. He puts on a brave face but experts believe that based on his rate of aging and the age of the vehicle that he’s lived in absolute solitude for the much of the last 30 years.
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Yes. Sadly when not in use the Shriner exists in potentia within a separate and timeless domain of phase space. He puts on a brave face but experts believe that based on his rate of aging and the age of the vehicle that he’s lived in absolute solitude for the much of the last 30 years.
Developing a parasocial relationship with a twitch streamer who hates all their followers
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Developing a parasocial relationship with a twitch streamer who hates all their followers
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Thinking so hard about getting McDonald's that if I were thinking about drinking that way, I would have called my sponsor by now
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Thinking so hard about getting McDonald's that if I were thinking about drinking that way, I would have called my sponsor by now
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I'm doing major kitchen remodel this week, my lawyer said I'm not legally responsible for my posts rn
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm doing major kitchen remodel this week, my lawyer said I'm not legally responsible for my posts rn
What if you knew somebody who used zelle
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What if you knew somebody who used zelle
Just had a good idea. What if we took something people need to live and hoard it. And then use that hoard to enrich ourselves beyond measure
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Just had a good idea. What if we took something people need to live and hoard it. And then use that hoard to enrich ourselves beyond measure
i recognize as i stand over the ten barrels of expired whey protein i ordered for cheap, attempting to gouge a stubborn sliver out of my hand with a kitchen knife because the tweezers are "all the way upstairs", that I'm an absurd person at times. but i like to think that i'm living "mas"
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i recognize as i stand over the ten barrels of expired whey protein i ordered for cheap, attempting to gouge a stubborn sliver out of my hand with a kitchen knife because the tweezers are "all the way upstairs", that I'm an absurd person at times. but i like to think that i'm living "mas"
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
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I am a self-employed handyman and you might be terrified to learn how often I brush up on a topic on youtube right before rolling into a house and acting like an expert. Hell of a grift, man, hell of a grift
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I am a self-employed handyman and you might be terrified to learn how often I brush up on a topic on youtube right before rolling into a house and acting like an expert. Hell of a grift, man, hell of a grift
Retailers have been testing the waters of expanding Black Friday even further. They're calling it "Black Q4". Three whole months of sales
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Retailers have been testing the waters of expanding Black Friday even further. They're calling it "Black Q4". Three whole months of sales
This has been calculated to somehow make every single person in the country upset
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This has been calculated to somehow make every single person in the country upset
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It’s not Friendsgiving two weeks early. You’re just having dinner
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s not Friendsgiving two weeks early. You’re just having dinner
(Bragging about my new washing machine) it's from 2004, and it has sooo few features
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
(Bragging about my new washing machine) it's from 2004, and it has sooo few features
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Grandparents who aren't online and who don't have cable are a blessing.
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Grandparents who aren't online and who don't have cable are a blessing.
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men