Lontar
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"this is a challenging and dynamic situation"
(it's just an egg and sausage muffin)
(it's just an egg and sausage muffin)
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 PM
"this is a challenging and dynamic situation"
(it's just an egg and sausage muffin)
(it's just an egg and sausage muffin)
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the stokers in my brain handling a fresh load of coffee
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 PM
the stokers in my brain handling a fresh load of coffee
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
And by "hear consistently from customers" they mean "data we're scraping showing they're checking out linux"
scoop: Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows. The head of Windows tells me Microsoft will focus on "addressing pain points we hear consistently from customers." Full details in my Notepad newsletter this week, gift link here 👇 tinyurl.com/win11trust
Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows
2026 is all about improving Windows
tinyurl.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
And by "hear consistently from customers" they mean "data we're scraping showing they're checking out linux"
We need to show the investors that people are adopting our new AI tools.
"Ah, right. Okay, how can we get more people to use the tools"
(Repeating with more emphasis) we need to SHOW the INVESTORS th-
"Ah, right. Okay, how can we get more people to use the tools"
(Repeating with more emphasis) we need to SHOW the INVESTORS th-
January 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
We need to show the investors that people are adopting our new AI tools.
"Ah, right. Okay, how can we get more people to use the tools"
(Repeating with more emphasis) we need to SHOW the INVESTORS th-
"Ah, right. Okay, how can we get more people to use the tools"
(Repeating with more emphasis) we need to SHOW the INVESTORS th-
We're not even there yet, but a gentle reminder that when a professional Liberal talks about "affordability", they are talking about you somehow setting aside another 5 grand of your paycheck for the whole year for a modest tax savings.
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 PM
We're not even there yet, but a gentle reminder that when a professional Liberal talks about "affordability", they are talking about you somehow setting aside another 5 grand of your paycheck for the whole year for a modest tax savings.
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Guy who loves the police: I'm a big libertarian
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Guy who loves the police: I'm a big libertarian
This is absolutely not a defense of the U.S. healthcare system because I think it should be free at point of service but I will admit that paying out the ass for physical therapy is causing me to take it very seriously
January 29, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This is absolutely not a defense of the U.S. healthcare system because I think it should be free at point of service but I will admit that paying out the ass for physical therapy is causing me to take it very seriously
About what I expected from Schumer, the professional weenie
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
About what I expected from Schumer, the professional weenie
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This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 PM
This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk
i know we hate on rich people a lot but my brother, have you ever just got some money for doing nothing? it feels incredible
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 AM
i know we hate on rich people a lot but my brother, have you ever just got some money for doing nothing? it feels incredible
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here on Bluesky "barely legal" means you're 37
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
here on Bluesky "barely legal" means you're 37
polymarket is going fucking berserk over groundhogs day. i think we're gonna get some jumpers
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 AM
polymarket is going fucking berserk over groundhogs day. i think we're gonna get some jumpers
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Ditch weed and dirt weed aren’t the same thing. A lot of you mfs don’t know shit about terroir
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Ditch weed and dirt weed aren’t the same thing. A lot of you mfs don’t know shit about terroir
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there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 AM
there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now
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Don't let me catch you hating on Chuck Schumer on here. The man has been in office since 1980. I *think* he knows a little something about politics. Do not ask me what's happened to politics since 1980 please
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Don't let me catch you hating on Chuck Schumer on here. The man has been in office since 1980. I *think* he knows a little something about politics. Do not ask me what's happened to politics since 1980 please
Trying to match up pairs of socks for my kids and none of these have a match that I can find. Incredible
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Trying to match up pairs of socks for my kids and none of these have a match that I can find. Incredible
Getting all "memento mori" and watching e-sports I shouldn't care about in the wee hours. Maybe two vitamin D's tonight
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Getting all "memento mori" and watching e-sports I shouldn't care about in the wee hours. Maybe two vitamin D's tonight
Things have shifted tectonically. They have people on NPR that are absolutely not mincing words about ICE overreach, murder, and lawlessness. And furthermore stressing the importance of organizing locally in a proactive manner. Sincerely: thank you to Minneapolis and those giving their lives
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Things have shifted tectonically. They have people on NPR that are absolutely not mincing words about ICE overreach, murder, and lawlessness. And furthermore stressing the importance of organizing locally in a proactive manner. Sincerely: thank you to Minneapolis and those giving their lives
Checking to see if the stock market finally crashed over night (I've been doing this since 2020)
January 28, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Checking to see if the stock market finally crashed over night (I've been doing this since 2020)
For our budget I need a daycare that just writes "playing nicely with his friends" instead of "sensory play, gross motor, fine motor, creative thinking"
January 28, 2026 at 12:42 AM
For our budget I need a daycare that just writes "playing nicely with his friends" instead of "sensory play, gross motor, fine motor, creative thinking"
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listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news