Lontar
@lontar.bsky.social
No i don't have an "eating disorder". Now please leave me alone I need to finish my Gains Omelette
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No i don't have an "eating disorder". Now please leave me alone I need to finish my Gains Omelette
Start releasing cartoons in 1:1 aspect ratio, our children don't need this much horizon
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Start releasing cartoons in 1:1 aspect ratio, our children don't need this much horizon
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I am forced to contend with the fact that our society has allocated a ton of resources to this guy in a bright orange jeep that cost 120k and a patina'd flag wheel cover with a "back the blue, we got your 6" bumper sticker
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I am forced to contend with the fact that our society has allocated a ton of resources to this guy in a bright orange jeep that cost 120k and a patina'd flag wheel cover with a "back the blue, we got your 6" bumper sticker
Now just hit him with bread crumbs and he's ready for the fryer
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Now just hit him with bread crumbs and he's ready for the fryer
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
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"This character will remember that" = "This character won't remember any of the other interactions"
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"This character will remember that" = "This character won't remember any of the other interactions"
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Sat in the chair the barber notices my arms mimicking his motions exactly, patiently, carefully. Concerned I may be an urban onanist he brandishes his steel at me. I invite him to remove the cape draped over me, he does, unveiling a capuchin in a miniature chair in my lap with a striking mullet.
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sat in the chair the barber notices my arms mimicking his motions exactly, patiently, carefully. Concerned I may be an urban onanist he brandishes his steel at me. I invite him to remove the cape draped over me, he does, unveiling a capuchin in a miniature chair in my lap with a striking mullet.
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it's hard to get your mind around how irredeemably broken this country has become. no one in charge at this time seems to understand even the basics of our system of government as written or our stated set of values as a secular society
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it's hard to get your mind around how irredeemably broken this country has become. no one in charge at this time seems to understand even the basics of our system of government as written or our stated set of values as a secular society
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There should be a livestream that’s just the pharmaceutical ads that play on American TV so that people in other countries can get a sense of just how broken the country is on that level.
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
There should be a livestream that’s just the pharmaceutical ads that play on American TV so that people in other countries can get a sense of just how broken the country is on that level.
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I am, as always, thankful for Gaming
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I am, as always, thankful for Gaming
A chicken bacon ranch sandiwch so delicious it procures a Michelin star
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A chicken bacon ranch sandiwch so delicious it procures a Michelin star
I think it's cool that discord added "orbs" and "quests" and seven thousand stickers and profile banners and shit, but trying to emote on something it still has the menu snap around three separate times causing you to click the wrong emote. Great work, team
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I think it's cool that discord added "orbs" and "quests" and seven thousand stickers and profile banners and shit, but trying to emote on something it still has the menu snap around three separate times causing you to click the wrong emote. Great work, team
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when you try to riff without c faving
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
when you try to riff without c faving
Yeah no shit. Isn't that the whole point of them
Strategists with Bank of America said in a note the marketing machine behind gambling products “amplify participation and translate into rising credit balances and increased loss severity for lenders.”
Sports Gambling, Prediction Markets Could Lead To New Credit Risks For Young Men And Low Earners, Bank Warns
Strategists with Bank of America said in a note the marketing machine behind gambling products “amplify participation and translate into rising credit balances and increased loss severity for lenders.”
www.forbes.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yeah no shit. Isn't that the whole point of them
I would probably be more willing to buy an EV if I weren't so convinced of their inevitable and probably quick enshittification
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I would probably be more willing to buy an EV if I weren't so convinced of their inevitable and probably quick enshittification
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
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Walking up to people in mercenary stance to discuss the current weather
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Walking up to people in mercenary stance to discuss the current weather
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One of the biggest shocks of my adult life was realizing there's a hidden division in society between people who think certain acts - cruelty, torture, murder - are inherently wrong, versus the majority of people who think there are no wrong actions, just incorrect targets.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
One of the biggest shocks of my adult life was realizing there's a hidden division in society between people who think certain acts - cruelty, torture, murder - are inherently wrong, versus the majority of people who think there are no wrong actions, just incorrect targets.
I think some of you guys that insist on the same bad food every year because it's nostalgic and traditional should check out Catholicism
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I think some of you guys that insist on the same bad food every year because it's nostalgic and traditional should check out Catholicism
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hours of proofing and using all my skill, experience and equipment to recreate...the Red Baron Supreme experience lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
hours of proofing and using all my skill, experience and equipment to recreate...the Red Baron Supreme experience lol
High end home design is funny because they'll be like "we made it so you can't see where your appliances plug into the receptacle. This feature costs nineteen thousand dollars"
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
High end home design is funny because they'll be like "we made it so you can't see where your appliances plug into the receptacle. This feature costs nineteen thousand dollars"
How about you and me desperately pursue various mental and carnal euphorias until our escalating hedonism births a horrible new god
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
How about you and me desperately pursue various mental and carnal euphorias until our escalating hedonism births a horrible new god