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I.G.Y. Azalea
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Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
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February 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
James Harden is like a boat in that the two happiest days are the ones your team signs him and the day your team trades him away
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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-Jeb Bush to George W. Bush, 2004
quick, someone help, we've got a vegetable situation
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I’M A
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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A Dukes of September reunion would heal this nation
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
oh yes it’s gumbo night
and the feelin’s right
oh yes it’s gumbo night
oh what a night (ohhhh what a night)
February 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right

KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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This is what a 38-year-old looked like in 1990.
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
backyard quail bf, backyard chicken gf
January 31, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I loathe the S’More. Just roast a marshmallow it’s the only really good part of the equation
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
is that freedom rock??
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
for every like I will watch one minute of “Melania”
January 31, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Salute 🫡
January 29, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Almost everyone on this “Traitors” show is so fucking bad at this game lol
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Comparing two works by Tom of Finland, call that meated rivalry
two sheep from opposing farms have a gay romance, call that bleated rivalry
two chess players from opposing countries have a gay romance, call that Seated Rivalry
January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Doctors Hate This One Weird Trick
January 29, 2026 at 8:31 PM
sick moon tonight
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Real talk, if Thomas Paine were alive today he'd currently be in prison for sending "The Case for Bombing Their Homes" to his 500,000 Substack readers and then minutes after hitting the publish button attempting to purchase 57 tons of fertilizer
I think that overall substack has been a net negative for the American experiment, which is very funny because Thomas Paine would have loved substack
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM