Dave Shumka
@daveshumka.bsky.social
I’m doing myself a disservice. He/Him.
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To celebrate the life of Diane Keaton I will be wearing pants for the next few months.
October 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
To celebrate the life of Diane Keaton I will be wearing pants for the next few months.
One thing I love about a 20-slide Instagram carousel is trying to guess where the fuck I am in the middle of it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
One thing I love about a 20-slide Instagram carousel is trying to guess where the fuck I am in the middle of it.
It’s so pathetic how my friends love the Sopranos cuz it’s like bro the Sopranos wouldn’t like you AT ALL.
September 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It’s so pathetic how my friends love the Sopranos cuz it’s like bro the Sopranos wouldn’t like you AT ALL.
Hot take: I don't think you should be allowed to use the self-checkout if you're a dumbshit.
August 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hot take: I don't think you should be allowed to use the self-checkout if you're a dumbshit.
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New in the bonus feed! Dave and Graham make the ultimate summer playlist.
August 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
New in the bonus feed! Dave and Graham make the ultimate summer playlist.
Me: Fellate a minion? Yes please!
Snooty waiter: It’s pronounced filet mignon.
Snooty waiter: It’s pronounced filet mignon.
July 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Me: Fellate a minion? Yes please!
Snooty waiter: It’s pronounced filet mignon.
Snooty waiter: It’s pronounced filet mignon.
Don McLean: Drove my Chevy to the levee…
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?
July 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Don McLean: Drove my Chevy to the levee…
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?
Just met my girlfriend’s dad for the first time. Considering bragging that I can milk anything with nipples. Hope he doesn’t get my ass on a technicality.
June 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just met my girlfriend’s dad for the first time. Considering bragging that I can milk anything with nipples. Hope he doesn’t get my ass on a technicality.
Whoa, big news day.
June 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Whoa, big news day.
Now that we have a Chicago pope, Christmas is gonna have a lot more Dominic the Donkey.
June 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Now that we have a Chicago pope, Christmas is gonna have a lot more Dominic the Donkey.
Reposted by Dave Shumka
Graham's 24-Hours of Stand-Up is underway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZVz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZVz...
Graham Clark's 24-Hours of Stand-Up 2025
YouTube video by Little Mountain Gallery
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May 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Graham's 24-Hours of Stand-Up is underway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZVz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZVz...
If you’re posting a video, you better write “wait for it” on it. Otherwise I might think it’s bad the whole way through instead of mostly bad but good at the end.
May 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
If you’re posting a video, you better write “wait for it” on it. Otherwise I might think it’s bad the whole way through instead of mostly bad but good at the end.
We actually do deserve dogs.
May 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
We actually do deserve dogs.
Reposted by Dave Shumka
My fellow Blue Sky members, I cannot express how much fun this 24 Hour Show is going to be. I wish very much for you to see it.
www.showpass.com/graham-clark...
www.showpass.com/graham-clark...
Graham Clark's 24-Hours of Stand-Up 2025 - Little Mountain Gallery - Vancouver - May 23, 2025
Graham Clark performs for 24 hours at Little Mountain Gallery (again)!
It's now been a full year since LMG reopened and, to celebrate, Graham Clark will punish himself one more time with a full day of...
www.showpass.com
May 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My fellow Blue Sky members, I cannot express how much fun this 24 Hour Show is going to be. I wish very much for you to see it.
www.showpass.com/graham-clark...
www.showpass.com/graham-clark...
Sometimes you hear a piece of music that makes you question whether you’re reelin in the years.
May 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Sometimes you hear a piece of music that makes you question whether you’re reelin in the years.
It soon will be May.
April 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It soon will be May.
It’s called quiche because when I take a bite it goes squiche.
April 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It’s called quiche because when I take a bite it goes squiche.
Fun fact: Tate McRae’s full name is Potato McRato.
April 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Fun fact: Tate McRae’s full name is Potato McRato.
Imagine if the pope's wife dropped this one week from now.
April 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Imagine if the pope's wife dropped this one week from now.
Reposted by Dave Shumka
I come here to share fantastic news! Retail Nightmares has returned for today!!! Thanks @aliciatobin.bsky.social @energyslime.bsky.social @jayarner.bsky.social and @grahamclark.bsky.social
April 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I come here to share fantastic news! Retail Nightmares has returned for today!!! Thanks @aliciatobin.bsky.social @energyslime.bsky.social @jayarner.bsky.social and @grahamclark.bsky.social
Happy Carob Day to all the parents whose kids are mad at them right now.
April 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Happy Carob Day to all the parents whose kids are mad at them right now.
Just keep rubbing your eyes together.
April 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just keep rubbing your eyes together.
That’s certainly troubling news but I don’t recognize that guy as Weezer’s true bassist.
April 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
That’s certainly troubling news but I don’t recognize that guy as Weezer’s true bassist.
Why do people get so stressed about doing their taxes? Just wait for the government to text you and pay them $800 in iTunes gift cards.
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why do people get so stressed about doing their taxes? Just wait for the government to text you and pay them $800 in iTunes gift cards.