Dave Shumka
@daveshumka.bsky.social
I’m doing myself a disservice. He/Him.
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Whoa, big news day.
June 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Whoa, big news day.
It soon will be May.
April 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It soon will be May.
Imagine if the pope's wife dropped this one week from now.
April 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Imagine if the pope's wife dropped this one week from now.
Just keep rubbing your eyes together.
April 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just keep rubbing your eyes together.
We don't mean to cause no fuss.
All we wanna say is they not like us.
All we wanna say is they not like us.
March 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We don't mean to cause no fuss.
All we wanna say is they not like us.
All we wanna say is they not like us.
They did NOT have to give the Urkel robot such a juicy ass.
March 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
They did NOT have to give the Urkel robot such a juicy ass.
Hope I don't get too laid.
February 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hope I don't get too laid.
Groundhogs see this and be like “I don’t know, man.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Groundhogs see this and be like “I don’t know, man.”
If this book were written today it would be called How to Rizz Friends & Also Rizz People.
January 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If this book were written today it would be called How to Rizz Friends & Also Rizz People.
I don't post a lot of selfies. Please be gentle with me.
January 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I don't post a lot of selfies. Please be gentle with me.
This car gets 5 big ZOOMs!
January 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This car gets 5 big ZOOMs!
Imagine working on this high-stress situation and you have co-workers who just run the Santa tracker.
December 30, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Imagine working on this high-stress situation and you have co-workers who just run the Santa tracker.
How much better would Ferris Bueller’s Day Off be if they had borrowed Cameron’s dad’s other vintage car instead?
December 26, 2024 at 11:31 PM
How much better would Ferris Bueller’s Day Off be if they had borrowed Cameron’s dad’s other vintage car instead?
So sad Don Cherry died before he had a chance to pronounce this.
December 24, 2024 at 4:31 AM
So sad Don Cherry died before he had a chance to pronounce this.
America has Uncle Sam. Canada has
December 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
America has Uncle Sam. Canada has
How it feels living in a walkable city.
December 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
How it feels living in a walkable city.
I demand the recipe for these so fudgy chocolate crinkles!
December 15, 2024 at 7:25 AM
I demand the recipe for these so fudgy chocolate crinkles!
Weird, I actually did have this on my 2024 bingo card.
December 10, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Weird, I actually did have this on my 2024 bingo card.
Gotta love Zoomer, the magazine for Canadian boomers, refusing to change its name even though nobody has ever called boomers zoomers and zoomers are a completely different group of people.
December 7, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Gotta love Zoomer, the magazine for Canadian boomers, refusing to change its name even though nobody has ever called boomers zoomers and zoomers are a completely different group of people.
Next time I hope Kendrick goes after an even more despised Canadian musician.
December 6, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Next time I hope Kendrick goes after an even more despised Canadian musician.
This song is about when I binged Dexter.
November 20, 2024 at 1:07 AM
This song is about when I binged Dexter.