I.G.Y. Azalea
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Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
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Holy fuckin' shit! Yacht Rock's pilot episode screened for Channel 101 over 20 years ago. I remember watching all the new episodes as they kept afloat for another month & I never would've guessed it would grow into what it is today. It definitely deserved all the fandom it's garnered over the years.
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Holy fuckin' shit! Yacht Rock's pilot episode screened for Channel 101 over 20 years ago. I remember watching all the new episodes as they kept afloat for another month & I never would've guessed it would grow into what it is today. It definitely deserved all the fandom it's garnered over the years.
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what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
literally a perfect album, no notes
literally a perfect album, no notes
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
literally a perfect album, no notes
literally a perfect album, no notes
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Honey, please, I'm not "disappointing you with premature ejaculation," I am --
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Honey, please, I'm not "disappointing you with premature ejaculation," I am --
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in the courtroom but calling the judge “mom” like I just saw someone else utter is thankfully not one of them
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in the courtroom but calling the judge “mom” like I just saw someone else utter is thankfully not one of them
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
I guess he traded one big beautiful Bill for another
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I guess he traded one big beautiful Bill for another
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Dan Flash’s looking ass stairs
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Dan Flash’s looking ass stairs
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My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.
definitely 2, maybe 4..
1 and 3 are punishments
1 and 3 are punishments
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
definitely 2, maybe 4..
1 and 3 are punishments
1 and 3 are punishments
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It was straight teeth btw
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It was straight teeth btw
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this is like something out of apocalypse now. keep it up mr president we're all with you in your descent into insanity
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
this is like something out of apocalypse now. keep it up mr president we're all with you in your descent into insanity
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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sorry i was blasting halen revving my car outside the girl's college
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
sorry i was blasting halen revving my car outside the girl's college
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🎵Suckin' on Bubba's hog outside of Little St James🎵
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
🎵Suckin' on Bubba's hog outside of Little St James🎵
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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A smart sports show that is also interviewing someone who played drums on Gaucho? Just listening to this podcast will register you for the bar exam
If you need an infusion of joy today:
We installed a drum kit in the PTFO studio.
And convinced the GOAT — Bernard “Pretty” Purdie, age 83 — to come play 🐐⤵️ youtu.be/vhdw6lWCb9Y?...
We installed a drum kit in the PTFO studio.
And convinced the GOAT — Bernard “Pretty” Purdie, age 83 — to come play 🐐⤵️ youtu.be/vhdw6lWCb9Y?...
How Drummer Bernard Purdie Made the Soundtrack of Our Lives | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A smart sports show that is also interviewing someone who played drums on Gaucho? Just listening to this podcast will register you for the bar exam
*gritting teeth* really glad to see the patriots back to their winning ways, lots of suffering for so many years. It’s hard to believe there are kindergarteners who haven’t had the opportunity to see Robert Kraft proudly holding a Lombardi trophy
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
*gritting teeth* really glad to see the patriots back to their winning ways, lots of suffering for so many years. It’s hard to believe there are kindergarteners who haven’t had the opportunity to see Robert Kraft proudly holding a Lombardi trophy
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mom influencers about their 50-year mortgages: he's 385 months old
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
mom influencers about their 50-year mortgages: he's 385 months old
DanTakes: if “West of Hollywood” was on any of the Old Testament albums it would be considered a top 5 track, it’s that good, Chris potter’s sax solo is next level shit and the lyricism is incredibly crisp
going on SubwayTakes to let the host know “FM” should have been included on Aja
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
DanTakes: if “West of Hollywood” was on any of the Old Testament albums it would be considered a top 5 track, it’s that good, Chris potter’s sax solo is next level shit and the lyricism is incredibly crisp
NFL games on Thursday night have absolutely cratered a once-proud tradition of an extremely weird and sometimes thrilling ACC matchup and we as a society are much worse off as a result. Pathetic that there is only one college game tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
NFL games on Thursday night have absolutely cratered a once-proud tradition of an extremely weird and sometimes thrilling ACC matchup and we as a society are much worse off as a result. Pathetic that there is only one college game tonight.
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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today is wallace shawn
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
today is wallace shawn