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Mister Social
@mistersocial.bsky.social
· Dec 31
I’d love for you to meet my wife, the NightBitch.
I went to a party and somebody ruined their scalloped potatoes by adding rosemary. Do NOT put rosemary in the fuckin scalloped potatoes!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I went to a party and somebody ruined their scalloped potatoes by adding rosemary. Do NOT put rosemary in the fuckin scalloped potatoes!!!!
1 like and I’ll eat an entire bag of Intense Nacho Taki’s
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
1 like and I’ll eat an entire bag of Intense Nacho Taki’s
How do you guys like my Pokemon evolution line?
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
How do you guys like my Pokemon evolution line?
K-pop Semen Hunters
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
K-pop Semen Hunters
[Me tugging on my wife’s shirt while we’re watching Mud (2012)] Honey…. That’s Mud.
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
[Me tugging on my wife’s shirt while we’re watching Mud (2012)] Honey…. That’s Mud.
Dan Flash’s looking ass stairs
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Dan Flash’s looking ass stairs
I’m hoping to get a heavy tug myself tonight 👀
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m hoping to get a heavy tug myself tonight 👀
Lessissey is Morrissey
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Lessissey is Morrissey
9/10 dentists agree that I don’t belong at their fancy schmancy dental convention 😤
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
9/10 dentists agree that I don’t belong at their fancy schmancy dental convention 😤
I’m Edging (listening to U2)
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m Edging (listening to U2)
Reposted by Mister Social
Going on the great British bake off and serving Paul Hollywood a wiener wing.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Going on the great British bake off and serving Paul Hollywood a wiener wing.
Damn, okay Santy 👀
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Damn, okay Santy 👀
My bowel movements have been smelling wild lately! Like a fancy fusion restaurant.
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My bowel movements have been smelling wild lately! Like a fancy fusion restaurant.
And don’t forget- the man with the cock
He’ll be coming down the chimney down 🙃
He’ll be coming down the chimney down 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
And don’t forget- the man with the cock
He’ll be coming down the chimney down 🙃
He’ll be coming down the chimney down 🙃
New thing bad. Old thing good.
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
New thing bad. Old thing good.
My crap smells like shit 🤢
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My crap smells like shit 🤢
Why do so many republicans have cars or trucks as their profile pictures? Is it because they’re ugly or because they’re stupid?
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Why do so many republicans have cars or trucks as their profile pictures? Is it because they’re ugly or because they’re stupid?
For 1 million dollars Erika Kirk will show up to your event and cry
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
For 1 million dollars Erika Kirk will show up to your event and cry
The right completely losing their shit over Mamdani’s victory is so wild. He’s literally just a cool and chill guy.
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The right completely losing their shit over Mamdani’s victory is so wild. He’s literally just a cool and chill guy.
So I used to work in a meat department and I helped this military guy find the pork shoulders...
Afterwards, I feel like we were both waiting for the other one to say “Thank you for your service” and it just never happened.
Afterwards, I feel like we were both waiting for the other one to say “Thank you for your service” and it just never happened.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
So I used to work in a meat department and I helped this military guy find the pork shoulders...
Afterwards, I feel like we were both waiting for the other one to say “Thank you for your service” and it just never happened.
Afterwards, I feel like we were both waiting for the other one to say “Thank you for your service” and it just never happened.
Shoving acorns into my dick to fill up my nut sack
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Shoving acorns into my dick to fill up my nut sack
I’m sorry but am I supposed to know who the fuck Lily Allen is?
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I’m sorry but am I supposed to know who the fuck Lily Allen is?
These Metroids are making me thirsty!!!
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
These Metroids are making me thirsty!!!
“Don’t call it a comeback”
-Me referring to myself posting a mid-tier post once or twice every week on a platform that people barely pay attention to
-Me referring to myself posting a mid-tier post once or twice every week on a platform that people barely pay attention to
October 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“Don’t call it a comeback”
-Me referring to myself posting a mid-tier post once or twice every week on a platform that people barely pay attention to
-Me referring to myself posting a mid-tier post once or twice every week on a platform that people barely pay attention to
Currently in my ugly era. I’ve been in this era for my entire life
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Currently in my ugly era. I’ve been in this era for my entire life