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i am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this. i love my wife @cheeseraven.bsky.social
thomas jefferson's life was basically like if you tried to play an immersive sim as simultaneously the most upright and most evil character possible on the same save file
Jefferson is the most frustrating founding father lol He was such a piece of shit, but he was also right A LOT.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i think someone put radioactive waste in the dumpster behind our office
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
playing "not like us" at the mamdani victory rally is diabolical but eminently fair
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i am being told i am no longer allowed to be a political pessimist again
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Reposted by doom boy
Admiral William Halsey, November 1942, Guadalcanal:
Yamamoto must have nerves of steel
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
so begins our halloween spooky movie marathon. nw:
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
the best part of stuff like this is how that coat is wayyy too big for him. the trumpers admire the nazis and want to look like them, but even the nazis had access to tailoring
This appears to be real (and not rubber).
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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reports from dodger stadium indicate the descendants of attendees are forming loose tribal societies and constructing primitive shelters near concessions after abandoning their nomadic lifestyle for agriculture
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
i had plans tonight. there were things i was supposed to do
biblically accurate pitch count
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
if the mlb plays the intro to "hot for teacher" one more time between pitches i might jump off the cn tower
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
mutual aid networks are necessary, but they will never be sufficient. the whole fucking point of instituting governments in the first place is to have a big machine vested with power that can do things for the people that private individuals can't.
another datapoint for the “your mutual aid network cannot replace state capacity” crowd
Food bank director: “for every meal that a food bank provides, the SNAP program provides nine. There’s no way we can meet that gap.”
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i wish this stuff worked but i don't think highlighting the food stamp crisis is going to hurt trump. a fairly significant share of american voters think this country would be better if food stamps were ended permanently
For me argentina is the easiest one because there's 40 million people on SNAP and we're giving milei 40 billion. "The president could give every hungry family a thousand dollars right now but he's giving it to argentina instead for no reason at all. He hates america"
“They’ve got money for ICE and golden ballrooms but not for hungry families” is so easy it’s almost funny
October 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the toronto blue jays' domestic broadcast unironically using "welcome to the jungle" as its intro music vs the dodgers is hilarious. one of the most LA songs of all time, shamelessly co-opted by foreigners in their quest to destroy a team from california
October 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i don't think it'll ever stop annoying me how neither cuomo or sliwa are capable of pronouncing zohran momdani's name. you think you'd take 15 minutes on a sunday to nail down the pronunciation of your chief opponent's last name.
October 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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I don't know how this flag came to exist I only know that it does and it is good
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
someone on this train car smells like straight up cat food yall
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
>grab rain jacket otw out of the house
>check weather quickly and see it isn't raining today
>switch out rain jacket for normal jacket
>it rains
>mfw
October 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
kid rock's hard-right swing has really excluded him from his proper place as an elder statesman of country rap, probably the largest non-pop musical genre in america today. "cowboy" came out 26 years ago and it's the blueprint for every song mgk, morgan wallen, jelly roll have have ever done.
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i wanna be a cowboy baby
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i regularly go back to this video of the beach boys in middle age, being led by brian wilson in an impromptu acoustic take of "be my baby." they were fighting a lot then, but these guys loved this song so much, and even 20+ years into their career, you can still see it here. youtu.be/qIhiog1ENeU?...
The Beach Boys - Be My Baby (Ronettes cover)
YouTube video by JakeEvTube
youtu.be
October 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the tigers and the mariners are taking a 14th inning stretch and breaking for granola bars and juice boxes
It is October 2028. The Seattle Mariners and Detroit Tigers are still playing the divisional round playoff game that began in 2025. The rest of the MLB decided to continue on without them and start a whole new league.
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
October 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i've only played sid meier's civilization games maybe three or four times in my life, but each of those times i become hopelessly addicted until im done
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
god i'm so glad i moved to canada and don't ever have to think about this idiotic shit again
It's open enrollment time so here's a convenient peg to hang a little tutorial about how to choose your health insurance.

Most of the advice you get is bad. Most of your instincts are bad. I however used to work for a health insurance company and I do arithmetic for a living so I can help.
Personally I think it's great that my company's HR sends out an official looking tool where they even ask you to pre-populate your healthcare providers and instead of being the actual insurance enrollment process it's just some bullshit checklist to try and convince me I actually don't want a PPO
October 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM