Credentials, Dan
@dancredentials.bsky.social
Professional librarian, armchair everything else. Birmingham apologist and cultural ambassador at large.
Co-host, co-founder, and co-creatrepreneur of @thrawnderdome.bsky.social
Co-host, co-founder, and co-creatrepreneur of @thrawnderdome.bsky.social
My family came from the Nobody part 😞
Did you know that each region of Ireland has its own figure who traditionally delivers presents on Christmas Eve??
December 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My family came from the Nobody part 😞
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Let's come together to prevent elder abuse.
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Let's come together to prevent elder abuse.
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
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Every year it's "Paul McCartney this" and "John Lennon that" which distracts from the true reason for the season: The Kinks' perfect Christmas Song about youths jumping Santa youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk?...
The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by TheKinksVEVO
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Every year it's "Paul McCartney this" and "John Lennon that" which distracts from the true reason for the season: The Kinks' perfect Christmas Song about youths jumping Santa youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk?...
Wow that's crazy how ever single person who railed against "cancel culture" is a rapist
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Wow that's crazy how ever single person who railed against "cancel culture" is a rapist
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Where we send you if we catch you inferring future events on the basis of resemblance to past occurrences. Or, at least, where we've sent people so far.
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Where we send you if we catch you inferring future events on the basis of resemblance to past occurrences. Or, at least, where we've sent people so far.
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December 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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I initially kinda thought something as stupid and obvious as the Erika Kirk primetime townhall was a "they're dabbing on us" situation, but y'know, Bari might genuinely just be that bad at this from an entire career played on easy mode
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I initially kinda thought something as stupid and obvious as the Erika Kirk primetime townhall was a "they're dabbing on us" situation, but y'know, Bari might genuinely just be that bad at this from an entire career played on easy mode
If I was a neurosurgeon I'd start every surgery by declaring "Let's tinker with this thinker!"
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If I was a neurosurgeon I'd start every surgery by declaring "Let's tinker with this thinker!"
Cannot wait to see these things sunk instantly by the PLA Navy drone carrier We Built This Yesterday
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Cannot wait to see these things sunk instantly by the PLA Navy drone carrier We Built This Yesterday
Not Roman, but I think about this blistering dis track about a washout scribe all the time.
“You are like a warped oar/that gives no help to either side!”
🔥🔥🔥
“You are like a warped oar/that gives no help to either side!”
🔥🔥🔥
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Not Roman, but I think about this blistering dis track about a washout scribe all the time.
“You are like a warped oar/that gives no help to either side!”
🔥🔥🔥
“You are like a warped oar/that gives no help to either side!”
🔥🔥🔥
👇someone who has never followed their Special Interest to where the dirt road runs out and not even Inter Library Loan can help you
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
👇someone who has never followed their Special Interest to where the dirt road runs out and not even Inter Library Loan can help you
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“The Supreme Court decided not to have a Christmas party for 12 straight years because the justices couldn’t agree on whether to invite the Court’s Black employees” is about as tidy an encapsulation of the Supreme Court’s whole deal as I can think of
The Alarmingly Racist History of the Supreme Court’s Canceled 1947 Christmas Party
The Court held its first-ever office Christmas party in 1946. The following year, the clerks suggested inviting Black employees. It did not go over well.
ballsandstrikes.substack.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“The Supreme Court decided not to have a Christmas party for 12 straight years because the justices couldn’t agree on whether to invite the Court’s Black employees” is about as tidy an encapsulation of the Supreme Court’s whole deal as I can think of
Listen. Learn.
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Listen. Learn.
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in addition it being real loser shit to know what your zillonth degree ancestors did, it is also a biological fact that you are functionally genetically unrelated to your "11th-great grandfather." you share as much DNA with them as you do with any stranger anywhere.
If immigrating from England makes you a "heritage American" then I guess I'm one too.
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
in addition it being real loser shit to know what your zillonth degree ancestors did, it is also a biological fact that you are functionally genetically unrelated to your "11th-great grandfather." you share as much DNA with them as you do with any stranger anywhere.
My kid just dipped a chicken finger in queso and declared it “the best chicken finger I’ve ever had!”
She is blowing up elementary school cuisine here
She is blowing up elementary school cuisine here
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My kid just dipped a chicken finger in queso and declared it “the best chicken finger I’ve ever had!”
She is blowing up elementary school cuisine here
She is blowing up elementary school cuisine here
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alright ain't nobody gonna top this christmas card
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
alright ain't nobody gonna top this christmas card
Watch a block of ads from 1980 and you'll realize that Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job was a documentary.
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Watch a block of ads from 1980 and you'll realize that Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job was a documentary.
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Five seconds’ reflection reveals that what this really means is “every student should have access to an education that is about nothing and changes every five seconds at the whim of rich airheads”
December 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Five seconds’ reflection reveals that what this really means is “every student should have access to an education that is about nothing and changes every five seconds at the whim of rich airheads”
Really cool in depth interview on what went into conceiving Free Planet, which I am sharing only partly because I’m given credit for turning Aubrey into a history sicko 😈
Free Planet's a big swing; an effort to create something rich & complex with literary aspirations.
That's why it's so very gratifying to receive such generous praise from Pulitzer Prize-winning author @attackerman.bsky.social.
Free Planet Vol 1 available NOW.
www.forever-wars.com/the-first-tr...
That's why it's so very gratifying to receive such generous praise from Pulitzer Prize-winning author @attackerman.bsky.social.
Free Planet Vol 1 available NOW.
www.forever-wars.com/the-first-tr...
The First Truly Free Planet: A Q&A
FREE PLANET writer Aubrey Sitterson talks to FOREVER WARS about what comes after the revolution–allegorically speaking
www.forever-wars.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Really cool in depth interview on what went into conceiving Free Planet, which I am sharing only partly because I’m given credit for turning Aubrey into a history sicko 😈
Brother, you cannot do texting and flying when you're LANDING THE PLANE. You ruined a perfectly fine Grumman Goose!
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Brother, you cannot do texting and flying when you're LANDING THE PLANE. You ruined a perfectly fine Grumman Goose!
It sucks that “Maybelline” is the only thing that rhymes with “Ghibelline.” Your only joke options are the make up brand or the Chuck Berry song
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It sucks that “Maybelline” is the only thing that rhymes with “Ghibelline.” Your only joke options are the make up brand or the Chuck Berry song
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Yeah we do Guelph on the shelf
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Yeah we do Guelph on the shelf
Yeah I'm a performative reader. I am PERticipating in sustaining the novel as a narrative FORM! Ative.
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Yeah I'm a performative reader. I am PERticipating in sustaining the novel as a narrative FORM! Ative.