florida chris 🌴
@doritosfont.bsky.social
He/him, 45, neurosomething, polyam crazy man, dad, First Class Florida Trash™. FL Panthers super fan 🏆🏆 Shitty poster
DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
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florida chris 🌴
@doritosfont.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Welcome to my bird/nature posting account!
Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
Follow my bird account
They lose me right after the bunker scene
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
They lose me right after the bunker scene
Asian-Kink fusion restaurant.
Call that "Thai Me Up"
Call that "Thai Me Up"
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Asian-Kink fusion restaurant.
Call that "Thai Me Up"
Call that "Thai Me Up"
Age Verification?
First console I ever played
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First console I ever played
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February 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Age Verification?
First console I ever played
(Read the alt text)
First console I ever played
(Read the alt text)
I just ate a really good orange. So good I have to change my shirt
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I just ate a really good orange. So good I have to change my shirt
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the tech industry
February 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the tech industry
The diabetes pill that destroys your taint
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
The diabetes pill that destroys your taint
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His stupid fat face plastered everywhere
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
His stupid fat face plastered everywhere
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(to the tune of Cat Scratch Fever* stove top stuffing
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 AM
(to the tune of Cat Scratch Fever* stove top stuffing
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back-to-back super bowls where theyve killed Drake
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
back-to-back super bowls where theyve killed Drake
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ritz crackers making a commercial about a secret island party that celebrities desperately want to attend
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
ritz crackers making a commercial about a secret island party that celebrities desperately want to attend
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when does the zamboni come out onto the field
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
when does the zamboni come out onto the field
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I think at that other halftime show Erika Kirk is supposed to shit on kid rock’s chest.
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I think at that other halftime show Erika Kirk is supposed to shit on kid rock’s chest.
oh wow new manion movie I love manion
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
oh wow new manion movie I love manion
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it’s finally time for The Big Game
February 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
it’s finally time for The Big Game
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When you hit the vape too hard
a cartoon character in overalls is standing in a room with letters on the wall .
Alt: Dire Straits - "Money for Nothing" video where the gaping-mouth guy goes into the TV.
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
When you hit the vape too hard
Huge urge to disappear into the woods for a weekend
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Huge urge to disappear into the woods for a weekend
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omw to steal your girl
February 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
omw to steal your girl
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practical Koko type message Jeffrey Epstein: kooko
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 AM
practical Koko type message Jeffrey Epstein: kooko
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Super Bowl is coming so I gotta remind everyone that the official Cheetos account on Twitter blocked me.
(Not really adult content btw)
(Not really adult content btw)
Tweeted a drawing of chester cheetah shitting Cheetos into a bag during the super bowl in response to a promoted tweet and caught a block lmao
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Super Bowl is coming so I gotta remind everyone that the official Cheetos account on Twitter blocked me.
(Not really adult content btw)
(Not really adult content btw)
omw to steal your girl
February 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
omw to steal your girl