creeeeeyussss ✅
@doritosfont.bsky.social
He/him, 45, neurosomething, polyam crazy man, dad, First Class Florida Trash™. FL Panthers super fan 🏆🏆 Shitty poster
DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
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creeeeeyussss ✅
@doritosfont.bsky.social
· Apr 23
My therapist helped me with creating some affirmations to help me embrace my authentic self so I'm gonna share one a day!
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Kids if you want some fun
Mr. Lapage is your man
Mr. Lapage is your man
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Kids if you want some fun
Mr. Lapage is your man
Mr. Lapage is your man
Heed this advice!!
Brining is usually a waste unless you get a farm fresh turkey that hasn't been processed.
Brining is usually a waste unless you get a farm fresh turkey that hasn't been processed.
The simplest way to get a moist turkey is to spatchcock it, shove a few butter pats under the skin all the way from breast to thighs (and season the outside!!!!), then baste with butter. I’ve tried wet brining, dry brining, and this, and the butter was by far the quickest and most effective method
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Heed this advice!!
Brining is usually a waste unless you get a farm fresh turkey that hasn't been processed.
Brining is usually a waste unless you get a farm fresh turkey that hasn't been processed.
God I hope the Panthers beat the brakes out of them. And play pink pony club while they do it
Thank the Canadian press for that. 💅
Maybe stop talking about a player as if he’s a god and not unstoppable.
They just proved two years in a row one player does not make a team.
Maybe stop talking about a player as if he’s a god and not unstoppable.
They just proved two years in a row one player does not make a team.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
God I hope the Panthers beat the brakes out of them. And play pink pony club while they do it
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Me: Hey can I talk to you for a sec?
My wife: Ugh I have a boyfriend.
My wife: Ugh I have a boyfriend.
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Me: Hey can I talk to you for a sec?
My wife: Ugh I have a boyfriend.
My wife: Ugh I have a boyfriend.
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FINALLY got a picture of this little snot
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
FINALLY got a picture of this little snot
Me: Hey can I talk to you for a sec?
My wife: Ugh I have a boyfriend.
My wife: Ugh I have a boyfriend.
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Me: Hey can I talk to you for a sec?
My wife: Ugh I have a boyfriend.
My wife: Ugh I have a boyfriend.
Dropped $700 yesterday to find out my cat had a stuck turd and get his butt flushed
You ever pay $550 just to watch your dog eat some chicken wings
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Dropped $700 yesterday to find out my cat had a stuck turd and get his butt flushed
Lmao my uh questionable Finnish stream was showing Randy and Steve just hanging out waiting for the intermission to end 😆
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Lmao my uh questionable Finnish stream was showing Randy and Steve just hanging out waiting for the intermission to end 😆
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6:05 outside the stadium
Spider delivery for Hoops McCann
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
6:05 outside the stadium
Spider delivery for Hoops McCann
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
6:05 outside the stadium
Spider delivery for Hoops McCann
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
6:05 outside the stadium
Spider delivery for Hoops McCann
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
*to the tune of Santa Baby*
🎵Santa Rabies🎵
🎵Santa Rabies🎵
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
*to the tune of Santa Baby*
🎵Santa Rabies🎵
🎵Santa Rabies🎵
Share a TV series you've seen from beginning to end more than once 📺
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Share a TV series you've seen from beginning to end more than once 📺
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November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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If anyone in the Panthers organization tries to deep fry a turkey for thanksgiving I am going to lose my shit.
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If anyone in the Panthers organization tries to deep fry a turkey for thanksgiving I am going to lose my shit.
God dammit they're shutting down Kroger delivery in Florida and I'm upset and also feel terrible for the employees losing their jobs.
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
God dammit they're shutting down Kroger delivery in Florida and I'm upset and also feel terrible for the employees losing their jobs.
I assume it's the system lords talking here
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I assume it's the system lords talking here
Heard a god damn ICE ad on Spotify so yeah closed that account
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Heard a god damn ICE ad on Spotify so yeah closed that account
McRibbed for her pleasure
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
McRibbed for her pleasure
My red flag is i have bad sneeze etiquette.
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My red flag is i have bad sneeze etiquette.
A polar bear fell on me
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A polar bear fell on me
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Not the usual birds I see in roadside ditches
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not the usual birds I see in roadside ditches
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE CONTINUAL TERROR OF KNOWIN…
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE CONTINUAL TERROR OF KNOWIN…
"potatoes o'brien" sounds like a slur
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"potatoes o'brien" sounds like a slur
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I guess he traded one big beautiful Bill for another
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I guess he traded one big beautiful Bill for another