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florida chris 🌴
@doritosfont.bsky.social
He/him, 45, neurosomething, polyam crazy man, dad, First Class Florida Trash™. FL Panthers super fan 🏆🏆 Shitty poster

DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
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Welcome to my bird/nature posting account!

Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
They lose me right after the bunker scene
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Asian-Kink fusion restaurant.

Call that "Thai Me Up"
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Age Verification?

First console I ever played

(Read the alt text)
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I just ate a really good orange. So good I have to change my shirt
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Toad Warrior
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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the tech industry
February 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The diabetes pill that destroys your taint
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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His stupid fat face plastered everywhere
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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(to the tune of Cat Scratch Fever* stove top stuffing
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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back-to-back super bowls where theyve killed Drake
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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ritz crackers making a commercial about a secret island party that celebrities desperately want to attend
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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when does the zamboni come out onto the field
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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I think at that other halftime show Erika Kirk is supposed to shit on kid rock’s chest.
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
oh wow new manion movie I love manion
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Jon Bon Jovi
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
super bowel
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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it’s finally time for The Big Game
February 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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When you hit the vape too hard
a cartoon character in overalls is standing in a room with letters on the wall .
Alt: Dire Straits - "Money for Nothing" video where the gaping-mouth guy goes into the TV.
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Huge urge to disappear into the woods for a weekend
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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omw to steal your girl
February 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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practical Koko type message Jeffrey Epstein: kooko
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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Super Bowl is coming so I gotta remind everyone that the official Cheetos account on Twitter blocked me.

(Not really adult content btw)
Tweeted a drawing of chester cheetah shitting Cheetos into a bag during the super bowl in response to a promoted tweet and caught a block lmao
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
omw to steal your girl
February 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM