creeeeeyussss ✅
@doritosfont.bsky.social
He/him, 45, neurosomething, polyam crazy man, dad, First Class Florida Trash™. FL Panthers super fan 🏆🏆 Shitty poster
DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
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creeeeeyussss ✅
@doritosfont.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Welcome to my bird/nature posting account!
Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
Follow my bird account
I'm watching Olympic hockey and god damn the goal horn is PATHETIC
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I'm watching Olympic hockey and god damn the goal horn is PATHETIC
No garden hose has ever invaded my privacy
“To establish how much water you should be drinking each day, LARQ asks for your birthday, sex, height, weight and activity level. You can also adjust this amount yourself.”
#LuxurySurveillance
#LuxurySurveillance
I Hate How Much I Love This Hydration-Tracking Water Bottle
I take hydration seriously, but this reusable, smart water bottle helped me realize I wasn't drinking enough water.
www.cnet.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 AM
No garden hose has ever invaded my privacy
Is the Fulmer cup still a thing?
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Is the Fulmer cup still a thing?
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-Jeb Bush to George W. Bush, 2004
quick, someone help, we've got a vegetable situation
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
-Jeb Bush to George W. Bush, 2004
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
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Musicals are my personal hell.
Knock off that singing and dancing shit and advance the plot, my ADHD is kicking in
Knock off that singing and dancing shit and advance the plot, my ADHD is kicking in
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Musicals are my personal hell.
Knock off that singing and dancing shit and advance the plot, my ADHD is kicking in
Knock off that singing and dancing shit and advance the plot, my ADHD is kicking in
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MattressFirm what the fuck
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
MattressFirm what the fuck
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*extremely exaggerated eye roll*
here comes that Santa Ana wind again
here comes that Santa Ana wind again
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
*extremely exaggerated eye roll*
here comes that Santa Ana wind again
here comes that Santa Ana wind again
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MattressFirm what the fuck
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
MattressFirm what the fuck
Notepad++ Hijacked by State-Sponsored Hackers | Notepad++
notepad-plus-plus.org
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Panthers hockey thoughts:
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February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Panthers hockey thoughts:
🧵
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Once again, we have the bad guy from Roadhouse
February 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Once again, we have the bad guy from Roadhouse
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Me, when someone wants to go to Disney
that horrid little rodent can go to hell
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Me, when someone wants to go to Disney
Super Bowl is coming so I gotta remind everyone that the official Cheetos account on Twitter blocked me.
(Not really adult content btw)
(Not really adult content btw)
Tweeted a drawing of chester cheetah shitting Cheetos into a bag during the super bowl in response to a promoted tweet and caught a block lmao
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Super Bowl is coming so I gotta remind everyone that the official Cheetos account on Twitter blocked me.
(Not really adult content btw)
(Not really adult content btw)
Who up grounding they hog?
February 2, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Who up grounding they hog?
He's about to start shit at the Double Deuce
February 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
He's about to start shit at the Double Deuce
The French Mistake
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The French Mistake
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Too many people watching the grammys and not enough people snapping beans with their grammy.
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Too many people watching the grammys and not enough people snapping beans with their grammy.
The Sunday scaries hitting early today
February 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The Sunday scaries hitting early today