creeeeeyussss ✅
@doritosfont.bsky.social
He/him, 45, neurosomething, polyam crazy man, dad, First Class Florida Trash™. FL Panthers super fan 🏆🏆 Shitty poster
DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
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creeeeeyussss ✅
@doritosfont.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Welcome to my bird/nature posting account!
Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
Follow my bird account
He wanted to see a real beast
mr beast snuck into my house and sucked my dick while i was sleeping
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
He wanted to see a real beast
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Good morning. Disembodied cat head morning
February 6, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Good morning. Disembodied cat head morning
No I don't want to hear the N word all the time, thanks.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
February 6, 2026 at 11:22 AM
No I don't want to hear the N word all the time, thanks.
Are they measuring from the top or from the taint??
Times article has an incredible illustration
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Are they measuring from the top or from the taint??
I'm watching Olympic hockey and god damn the goal horn is PATHETIC
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I'm watching Olympic hockey and god damn the goal horn is PATHETIC
No garden hose has ever invaded my privacy
“To establish how much water you should be drinking each day, LARQ asks for your birthday, sex, height, weight and activity level. You can also adjust this amount yourself.”
#LuxurySurveillance
#LuxurySurveillance
I Hate How Much I Love This Hydration-Tracking Water Bottle
I take hydration seriously, but this reusable, smart water bottle helped me realize I wasn't drinking enough water.
www.cnet.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 AM
No garden hose has ever invaded my privacy
Is the Fulmer cup still a thing?
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Is the Fulmer cup still a thing?
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-Jeb Bush to George W. Bush, 2004
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
-Jeb Bush to George W. Bush, 2004
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
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Musicals are my personal hell.
Knock off that singing and dancing shit and advance the plot, my ADHD is kicking in
Knock off that singing and dancing shit and advance the plot, my ADHD is kicking in
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Musicals are my personal hell.
Knock off that singing and dancing shit and advance the plot, my ADHD is kicking in
Knock off that singing and dancing shit and advance the plot, my ADHD is kicking in
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MattressFirm what the fuck
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
MattressFirm what the fuck
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*extremely exaggerated eye roll*
here comes that Santa Ana wind again
here comes that Santa Ana wind again
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
*extremely exaggerated eye roll*
here comes that Santa Ana wind again
here comes that Santa Ana wind again
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MattressFirm what the fuck
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
MattressFirm what the fuck
Notepad++ Hijacked by State-Sponsored Hackers | Notepad++
notepad-plus-plus.org
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Panthers hockey thoughts:
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February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Panthers hockey thoughts:
🧵
🧵
Once again, we have the bad guy from Roadhouse
February 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Once again, we have the bad guy from Roadhouse
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Me, when someone wants to go to Disney
that horrid little rodent can go to hell
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Me, when someone wants to go to Disney
Super Bowl is coming so I gotta remind everyone that the official Cheetos account on Twitter blocked me.
(Not really adult content btw)
(Not really adult content btw)
Tweeted a drawing of chester cheetah shitting Cheetos into a bag during the super bowl in response to a promoted tweet and caught a block lmao
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Super Bowl is coming so I gotta remind everyone that the official Cheetos account on Twitter blocked me.
(Not really adult content btw)
(Not really adult content btw)