Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan
@nikkiophan.bsky.social
🔞 Oh wondrous future,
Please do not be cruel to me
Please do not be cruel to me
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America will forever mourn "That Time President Donald Trump Popped A Few Bluechew Male Enhancement Tablets And Flew A Mario Kart Into The White House At Mach Fuck"
truly the 9/11 of our time... fly high donnie, love and light ❤️
truly the 9/11 of our time... fly high donnie, love and light ❤️
incremental idle clicker game about jackin off
go from a person sitting at ur desk with some albolene to a multiversity entity cooming out galaxies at the slightest touch
go from a person sitting at ur desk with some albolene to a multiversity entity cooming out galaxies at the slightest touch
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
incremental idle clicker game about jackin off
go from a person sitting at ur desk with some albolene to a multiversity entity cooming out galaxies at the slightest touch
go from a person sitting at ur desk with some albolene to a multiversity entity cooming out galaxies at the slightest touch
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So they just ride into town hollering and shooting like Pinkertons hired by the railroad baron in an old western, and then they leave
///BREAKING/// Controversial Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino and a surge of agents appear to be leaving Chicago within days as "Operation Midway Blitz" winds down after two months, sources tell the Tribune.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
Federal Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago, sources say
Cmdr. Gregory Bovino was expected to depart Chicago within days, while most Border Patrol agents under this command would soon be redeployed elsewhere, three sources told the Tribune Monday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
So they just ride into town hollering and shooting like Pinkertons hired by the railroad baron in an old western, and then they leave
it must feel good as hell to be the great robot mata nui, having a billion little dudes in a city and various lands being ur cells
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
it must feel good as hell to be the great robot mata nui, having a billion little dudes in a city and various lands being ur cells
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every republican is like "let's fuck over as many people as we can" and 30% of senate democrats are like "oh what naughty fun!"
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
every republican is like "let's fuck over as many people as we can" and 30% of senate democrats are like "oh what naughty fun!"
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genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
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"DISABLE THE CUM SAFETY LIMITERS. I'M GONNA NEED BOTH BARRELS FOR THIS ONE."
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
"DISABLE THE CUM SAFETY LIMITERS. I'M GONNA NEED BOTH BARRELS FOR THIS ONE."
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Pair of perfect little Scelionid nugget wasps (boy has the long wavy antennae, lass has the little flappy clubs). Classic wasp shape in extreme miniature, sans functional wings. I love this species, whatever it is. They're just cute.
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Pair of perfect little Scelionid nugget wasps (boy has the long wavy antennae, lass has the little flappy clubs). Classic wasp shape in extreme miniature, sans functional wings. I love this species, whatever it is. They're just cute.
my sweet little boy, he was shaking uncontrollably, panting really shallow and looking terrified, trying desperately to curl up in my lap, he had me so scared
until he burped really big and stopped shaking, completely fine
until he burped really big and stopped shaking, completely fine
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
my sweet little boy, he was shaking uncontrollably, panting really shallow and looking terrified, trying desperately to curl up in my lap, he had me so scared
until he burped really big and stopped shaking, completely fine
until he burped really big and stopped shaking, completely fine
cool comic, now draw him banging gorilla grodd
well, yeah i mean
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
cool comic, now draw him banging gorilla grodd
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It is very hard to dismiss the fact that senate democrats caving was an intentional gift to Donald Trump. He went to the Supreme Court trying to starve 42 million Americans and we all saw it. And as people fought that, they caved. They are not merely collaborators but wolves in sheep’s clothing.
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It is very hard to dismiss the fact that senate democrats caving was an intentional gift to Donald Trump. He went to the Supreme Court trying to starve 42 million Americans and we all saw it. And as people fought that, they caved. They are not merely collaborators but wolves in sheep’s clothing.
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You are not safe from Crossdressing Jimmy Olsen
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
You are not safe from Crossdressing Jimmy Olsen
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Rick Scott was CEO of a large, for-profit healthcare company called HCA. While Rick Scott was CEO, HCA stole so much money from Medicare they were fined $1.7 Billion.
Rick Scott told me his plan would be to take all of the remaining ACA subsidies and redistribute them to HSA accounts and people can then buy whatever insurance a state certifies. Basically a repeal/replace.
He denied when I asked wouldn’t that create two-tiered system where sick pay much more…
He denied when I asked wouldn’t that create two-tiered system where sick pay much more…
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Rick Scott was CEO of a large, for-profit healthcare company called HCA. While Rick Scott was CEO, HCA stole so much money from Medicare they were fined $1.7 Billion.
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We're nearly a decade deep into politics driven by "vote-against".
We The People want something to vote FOR.
"Do you want (X) to win?" is not a policy position, it's a confession that the only alternative you're offering is "anti-(x) vibes".
We The People want something to vote FOR.
"Do you want (X) to win?" is not a policy position, it's a confession that the only alternative you're offering is "anti-(x) vibes".
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We're nearly a decade deep into politics driven by "vote-against".
We The People want something to vote FOR.
"Do you want (X) to win?" is not a policy position, it's a confession that the only alternative you're offering is "anti-(x) vibes".
We The People want something to vote FOR.
"Do you want (X) to win?" is not a policy position, it's a confession that the only alternative you're offering is "anti-(x) vibes".
drove out through a snowy midwestern november night to go buy some beers while listening to wreck of the edmund fitzgerald, now im full of beer, under a heated blanket, watching videos about great lakes shipping history
something good is still allowed to happen at least
something good is still allowed to happen at least
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
drove out through a snowy midwestern november night to go buy some beers while listening to wreck of the edmund fitzgerald, now im full of beer, under a heated blanket, watching videos about great lakes shipping history
something good is still allowed to happen at least
something good is still allowed to happen at least
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(democrats on the edmund fitzgerald): hey i know there's a storm but let's go 15 miles slower
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
(democrats on the edmund fitzgerald): hey i know there's a storm but let's go 15 miles slower
no one will ever teach me how to play magic the gathering, i will die before I know how to play magic the gathering, I just like the pictures on the cards
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
no one will ever teach me how to play magic the gathering, i will die before I know how to play magic the gathering, I just like the pictures on the cards
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
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imagine this thing but unreasonably large and buff, and behind the rubber face is like, the skull, spinal column, and organs of a ruthless corporate enforcer (that sometimes does photo ops with kids to advertise for their company)
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
imagine this thing but unreasonably large and buff, and behind the rubber face is like, the skull, spinal column, and organs of a ruthless corporate enforcer (that sometimes does photo ops with kids to advertise for their company)
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when you're on LSD trying to act normal in line for the bathroom but you remember that infused preroll in your pocket
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
when you're on LSD trying to act normal in line for the bathroom but you remember that infused preroll in your pocket
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Unsolved Mysteries, well how about Unshaved Mysteries because I just blasted my ex-wife’s ultra hairy cunch so hard she forgot where she parked her car
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Unsolved Mysteries, well how about Unshaved Mysteries because I just blasted my ex-wife’s ultra hairy cunch so hard she forgot where she parked her car
cyberpunk tabletop game set entirely within a FNAF inspired world, where society, nations, all industry, the economy, religion, etc. is all controlled by a small group of family fun center megacorps with advanced robotics/biological engineering/metaphysical power
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
cyberpunk tabletop game set entirely within a FNAF inspired world, where society, nations, all industry, the economy, religion, etc. is all controlled by a small group of family fun center megacorps with advanced robotics/biological engineering/metaphysical power
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I will always treasure this visit giant ween
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I will always treasure this visit giant ween
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I saw the giant ween
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I saw the giant ween