Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball
@pandangit.com
ART IS A VERB
He/They - Pan/Ace ๐ผ
Creative-work oddjobber for hire (yes, you can hire me! https://pandangit.com/lynx).
Co-Editor of The Jimquisition. Tarot Trader. Creator of The Sesamerot.
He/They - Pan/Ace ๐ผ
Creative-work oddjobber for hire (yes, you can hire me! https://pandangit.com/lynx).
Co-Editor of The Jimquisition. Tarot Trader. Creator of The Sesamerot.
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HOTDOGS & HANDSHAKES: A Card Game About Indie Wrestling by Z. Mann Zilla
An 8-page PDF game for 2 or more players
zmannzilla.itch.io
Presenting, the most ME thing I have ever made: A TTRPG about indie wrestling that uses tarot cards.
zmannzilla.itch.io/hotdogs-and-...
zmannzilla.itch.io/hotdogs-and-...
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A funny movie about a cheerleader who's in a submissive relationship with the undead that ate her mother:
A pom-pom zom-dom mom-nom rom-com.
A pom-pom zom-dom mom-nom rom-com.
March 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A funny movie about a cheerleader who's in a submissive relationship with the undead that ate her mother:
A pom-pom zom-dom mom-nom rom-com.
A pom-pom zom-dom mom-nom rom-com.
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She calls her dog "Doc", because whenever she's feeling bad, he has a way of making her feel better.
Elixer.
Elixer.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
She calls her dog "Doc", because whenever she's feeling bad, he has a way of making her feel better.
Elixer.
Elixer.
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It's fun to think of what the wider Mortal Kombat universe is like, e.g. maybe they do Fatalities cos when MK people get Konkussions, Kancer, & Komas they can't afford their Ko-Pays cos ppl are more afraid of Kommunism than Kronik Illness.
Also, letter K is worth 3 points instead of 5 in Skrabble.
Also, letter K is worth 3 points instead of 5 in Skrabble.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It's fun to think of what the wider Mortal Kombat universe is like, e.g. maybe they do Fatalities cos when MK people get Konkussions, Kancer, & Komas they can't afford their Ko-Pays cos ppl are more afraid of Kommunism than Kronik Illness.
Also, letter K is worth 3 points instead of 5 in Skrabble.
Also, letter K is worth 3 points instead of 5 in Skrabble.
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A CLERIHEW ABOUT A LIMERICK:
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Nantucket man
Is not longest in the land
Don't believe me? It's true though!
Wait til you hear about the man from Puckfluto
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Nantucket man
Is not longest in the land
Don't believe me? It's true though!
Wait til you hear about the man from Puckfluto
January 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
A CLERIHEW ABOUT A LIMERICK:
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Nantucket man
Is not longest in the land
Don't believe me? It's true though!
Wait til you hear about the man from Puckfluto
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Nantucket man
Is not longest in the land
Don't believe me? It's true though!
Wait til you hear about the man from Puckfluto
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Everything makes more sense after a healthy bowl of high-fiber cereal, a phenomenon known as "Post Grape-Nuts Clarity".
January 25, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Everything makes more sense after a healthy bowl of high-fiber cereal, a phenomenon known as "Post Grape-Nuts Clarity".
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Me: oh no
Some other guy: oh no
Kool-aid Man: *bursts through wall* OH YEAH
Other guy: *hands Kool-aid Man divorce papers* you've been served.
Some other guy: oh no
Kool-aid Man: *bursts through wall* OH YEAH
Other guy: *hands Kool-aid Man divorce papers* you've been served.
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Me: oh no
Some other guy: oh no
Kool-aid Man: *bursts through wall* OH YEAH
Other guy: *hands Kool-aid Man divorce papers* you've been served.
Some other guy: oh no
Kool-aid Man: *bursts through wall* OH YEAH
Other guy: *hands Kool-aid Man divorce papers* you've been served.
I'm sure the article makes some good points, but fundamentally it's because (a) good art interprets reality while MAGA types stubbornly deny reality, & (b) MAGA types observe the letter of society but not the spirit; the only art value they acknowledge is its quantifiable ones (money & engagement).
From Melania to Kid Rockโs halftime show: why is Maga art so dreadful?
From Melania to Kid Rockโs halftime show: why is Maga art so dreadful?
As the right stokes culture wars, their alternatives to โwokeโ Hollywood prove to be shoddily made and uninspired
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I'm sure the article makes some good points, but fundamentally it's because (a) good art interprets reality while MAGA types stubbornly deny reality, & (b) MAGA types observe the letter of society but not the spirit; the only art value they acknowledge is its quantifiable ones (money & engagement).
Dear Crabby Doink:
I suggest giving her a kiss & seeing if she makes the same voice but now it sounds all muffled. Funny & well-spoken is great, but if you find someone that knows how to commit to a bit, you log off Reddit and spend the rest of your life rediscovering joy with them.
Sincerely, Z
I suggest giving her a kiss & seeing if she makes the same voice but now it sounds all muffled. Funny & well-spoken is great, but if you find someone that knows how to commit to a bit, you log off Reddit and spend the rest of your life rediscovering joy with them.
Sincerely, Z
![r/relationship_advice u/ElvisAaron โข 2h
My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina โtalkโ to me and will not stop.
Relationships
Sheโs amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything Iโve ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating โbad bitchesโ I will now forever endorse dating dorks) โexcept this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it.
I will be just minding my own business, playing vidya or working on my laptop or whatever and then boom. โHEY HANDSOME HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ARE YOU HUNGRY?! I BOUGHT CHEEZ-ITS!!โ
There she is, dress hiked up, no panties, both hands gripping her vulva a foot from my head and making her lips talk to me in this horrible high-pitched Grover-esque muppet voice.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreib36trbgxs2ks5uhehvsnrw7rurbjn2potvhgs6fvrb3r36ymrl6u@jpeg)
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Dear Crabby Doink:
I suggest giving her a kiss & seeing if she makes the same voice but now it sounds all muffled. Funny & well-spoken is great, but if you find someone that knows how to commit to a bit, you log off Reddit and spend the rest of your life rediscovering joy with them.
Sincerely, Z
I suggest giving her a kiss & seeing if she makes the same voice but now it sounds all muffled. Funny & well-spoken is great, but if you find someone that knows how to commit to a bit, you log off Reddit and spend the rest of your life rediscovering joy with them.
Sincerely, Z
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About to stream some more #MorkBorg #HeresySupreme if y'all wanna watch me die to skeletons & hubris for a while
www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla
www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla
ZMannZilla - Twitch
HERESY! SKELETONS! THE APOCALYPSE!
www.twitch.tv
February 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
About to stream some more #MorkBorg #HeresySupreme if y'all wanna watch me die to skeletons & hubris for a while
www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla
www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla
The gold medal winner has an opportunity to do the funniest thing.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
The gold medal winner has an opportunity to do the funniest thing.
A mercy my schedule doesn't provide, unfortunately
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
A mercy my schedule doesn't provide, unfortunately
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Ew, I edited all night and now I have unwanted knowledge about Bobby Kotick all over me.
I made a video about Bobby Kotick, his friend Jeffrey Epstein, and a conspiracy of mediocre billionaire sickos: youtu.be/ZlrWz0JWfn8
Bobby Kotick, His Friend Jeffrey Epstein, And A Conspiracy Of Mediocre Billionaire Sickos
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Ew, I edited all night and now I have unwanted knowledge about Bobby Kotick all over me.
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Why's it called "losing money on tech-grift" and not "taking a bubble bath"
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Why's it called "losing money on tech-grift" and not "taking a bubble bath"
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If a day goes by that I haven't mentally heckled something with an MST3K Pumaman line, please check and make sure I'm breathing.
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
If a day goes by that I haven't mentally heckled something with an MST3K Pumaman line, please check and make sure I'm breathing.
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Discord assures us they won't fall for any more fake wallet inspectors.
Discord Data Breach - 1.5 TB of Data and 2 Million Government ID Photos Extorted
Discord has confirmed a significant data breach that exposed sensitive user information after an attacker compromised a third-party customer service provider.
cybersecuritynews.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Discord assures us they won't fall for any more fake wallet inspectors.
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If you're multilingual, you talk to ghosts with a Yes-Yes Board.
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
If you're multilingual, you talk to ghosts with a Yes-Yes Board.
Calm down, Bevery Crusher.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Calm down, Bevery Crusher.
A Charcuterie Board, ideally.
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
A Charcuterie Board, ideally.
Just say hi, he's friendly.
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Just say hi, he's friendly.
You can also talk to King Boo with a Luigi Board.
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
You can also talk to King Boo with a Luigi Board.
If you're multilingual, you talk to ghosts with a Yes-Yes Board.
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
If you're multilingual, you talk to ghosts with a Yes-Yes Board.
Oh is that right "jow-ahn"
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Oh is that right "jow-ahn"
Actually, if you discover I'm not breathing, check that I'm not just entering a false death state to fool some goons into leaving me alone.
Listen for a bass-heavy "tee-hee" coming from any nearby abandoned buildings.
Listen for a bass-heavy "tee-hee" coming from any nearby abandoned buildings.
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Actually, if you discover I'm not breathing, check that I'm not just entering a false death state to fool some goons into leaving me alone.
Listen for a bass-heavy "tee-hee" coming from any nearby abandoned buildings.
Listen for a bass-heavy "tee-hee" coming from any nearby abandoned buildings.