Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey
@seemoreevil.bsky.social
“Local prankster.” -NBC. Author of How to Dodge a Cannonball & Everything Abridged. Chaos vendor at 1-900-HOTDOG. Constant satire at https://www.extra-evil.com/
Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
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Extra Evil - Titanic Dance Party
Today's Fortune: Tip your fortune teller.
www.extra-evil.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Extra Evil - Titanic Dance Party
Today's Fortune: Tip your fortune teller.
www.extra-evil.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Today's strip recounts scenes from Alex Raymond's very first FLASH GORDON strip from January 7th, 1934. There's some slight tweaks to make the time period a little more ambiguous, but whatever I could keep from the original story, I kept.
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Today's strip recounts scenes from Alex Raymond's very first FLASH GORDON strip from January 7th, 1934. There's some slight tweaks to make the time period a little more ambiguous, but whatever I could keep from the original story, I kept.
OMEN:
Eliminating rest has improved all lifts and flip tricks. I assume this lasts forever.
Eliminating rest has improved all lifts and flip tricks. I assume this lasts forever.
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
OMEN:
Eliminating rest has improved all lifts and flip tricks. I assume this lasts forever.
Eliminating rest has improved all lifts and flip tricks. I assume this lasts forever.
My Jan. 6 gift to you:
@seemoreevil.bsky.social promises to be kind to you, next year. This year, he's kicking things off with a Civil War quiz book written by a man with some very specific ideas about the Civil War. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/lear...
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
My Jan. 6 gift to you:
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@seemoreevil.bsky.social promises to be kind to you, next year. This year, he's kicking things off with a Civil War quiz book written by a man with some very specific ideas about the Civil War. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/lear...
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
@seemoreevil.bsky.social promises to be kind to you, next year. This year, he's kicking things off with a Civil War quiz book written by a man with some very specific ideas about the Civil War. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/lear...
This may keep you from going mad.
We’ve got just what you want, more Christmas content from @youknowlydia.bsky.social. It’s The Grinch That Stole Bitches. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/fuck...
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This may keep you from going mad.
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"so it's a wrestling game"
"yes"
"but you don't wrestle"
"that's right, you only put the shows together to build your company"
"Ok, I see...
Now here they have the guys wrestling in the ring, are you making them wrestle? so this a wrestling game?"
me:
"yes"
"but you don't wrestle"
"that's right, you only put the shows together to build your company"
"Ok, I see...
Now here they have the guys wrestling in the ring, are you making them wrestle? so this a wrestling game?"
me:
January 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
"so it's a wrestling game"
"yes"
"but you don't wrestle"
"that's right, you only put the shows together to build your company"
"Ok, I see...
Now here they have the guys wrestling in the ring, are you making them wrestle? so this a wrestling game?"
me:
"yes"
"but you don't wrestle"
"that's right, you only put the shows together to build your company"
"Ok, I see...
Now here they have the guys wrestling in the ring, are you making them wrestle? so this a wrestling game?"
me:
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Me trying to read an article about the collapse of democracy between sixteen flash ads.
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Me trying to read an article about the collapse of democracy between sixteen flash ads.
It was a ride.
You guys are gonna like No Other Choice.
January 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
It was a ride.
The violence is wanton. The difficulty causes tortion. The titillation is juvenile. I'm home.
Trying Ninja Gaiden 4. My heart has finally healed enough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
The violence is wanton. The difficulty causes tortion. The titillation is juvenile. I'm home.
Trying Ninja Gaiden 4. My heart has finally healed enough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Trying Ninja Gaiden 4. My heart has finally healed enough.
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my novella Vampirocene is back on itch. a podcast producer tries to unravel the truth behind a pop star who claims to be an immortal creature after her cult of personality throws his life into chaos
merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
Vampirocene by merritt k
A climate horror novella
merrittk.itch.io
January 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
my novella Vampirocene is back on itch. a podcast producer tries to unravel the truth behind a pop star who claims to be an immortal creature after her cult of personality throws his life into chaos
merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
At least I get to sing The Imperial March at baseball games.
January 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
At least I get to sing The Imperial March at baseball games.
This yellow cake is stale.
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
This yellow cake is stale.
In his shoes, I wouldn’t encourage dramatic action against heads of state.
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
In his shoes, I wouldn’t encourage dramatic action against heads of state.
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Today, it's Simple Magic’s 5th annual year-end sports and culture gambling column, where you’ll find the world's most trusted skateboarding-related futures predictions and betting odds.
Brought to you by SimpleMagic Sportsbook.
www.simplemagic.ca/ive-got-5-ca...
Brought to you by SimpleMagic Sportsbook.
www.simplemagic.ca/ive-got-5-ca...
I’ve got $5 (CAD) on it: betting on the future of skateboarding in 2026
💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸
www.simplemagic.ca
January 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Today, it's Simple Magic’s 5th annual year-end sports and culture gambling column, where you’ll find the world's most trusted skateboarding-related futures predictions and betting odds.
Brought to you by SimpleMagic Sportsbook.
www.simplemagic.ca/ive-got-5-ca...
Brought to you by SimpleMagic Sportsbook.
www.simplemagic.ca/ive-got-5-ca...
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If I send this to you, it means I am jubilant and all of my weird enemies have been defeated.
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
If I send this to you, it means I am jubilant and all of my weird enemies have been defeated.
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We wanted that little fucking egg to hatch so fucking bad.
January 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
We wanted that little fucking egg to hatch so fucking bad.
A lone warrior kneels by 2020’s grave.
2026: “Father…”
2026: “Father…”
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
A lone warrior kneels by 2020’s grave.
2026: “Father…”
2026: “Father…”
2026 is a dual boss with no pillars.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
2026 is a dual boss with no pillars.
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3 people I know (virtually)
@youknowlydia.bsky.social , @amrangowani.com , @seemoreevil.bsky.social 👀
@youknowlydia.bsky.social , @amrangowani.com , @seemoreevil.bsky.social 👀
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
3 people I know (virtually)
@youknowlydia.bsky.social , @amrangowani.com , @seemoreevil.bsky.social 👀
@youknowlydia.bsky.social , @amrangowani.com , @seemoreevil.bsky.social 👀