Amber Marshall ☃️🌲❄️
@amarshallwriting.bsky.social
She/her. Author of Negatives and Apertures, paranormal horror romances. Co-author of The Trident of Merrow with Kristopher Lewis. Food enthusiast.
Buy Negatives: https://books2read.com/u/mgnvGK
Read Apertures: Ambermarshallwrites.substack.com
Buy Negatives: https://books2read.com/u/mgnvGK
Read Apertures: Ambermarshallwrites.substack.com
My last few lunchbox doodles weren't that good but here they are anyway:
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
My last few lunchbox doodles weren't that good but here they are anyway:
February 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I gotta say this whole "sleep through the illness" strategy is working a treat. Can't recommend it highly enough.
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I gotta say this whole "sleep through the illness" strategy is working a treat. Can't recommend it highly enough.
The worst part of being sick, besides being sick, is watching all my carefully spinning plates crash to the ground one by one, and no one even gets a broom out. Nope, that'll be for me to do when I recover.
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
The worst part of being sick, besides being sick, is watching all my carefully spinning plates crash to the ground one by one, and no one even gets a broom out. Nope, that'll be for me to do when I recover.
I swear that if I died, my husband would throw out everything in the kitchen that has to be washed by hand. Anything not dishwashable, in the trash (which he wouldn't take out until it's overflowing).
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I swear that if I died, my husband would throw out everything in the kitchen that has to be washed by hand. Anything not dishwashable, in the trash (which he wouldn't take out until it's overflowing).
This is who runs this account:
February 2, 2026 at 12:23 PM
This is who runs this account:
Today's lunchbox doodle
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Today's lunchbox doodle
It's nearly impossible to make a saltbox roof in Sims 4 which proves the people who made it didn't grow up in New England for certain.
February 2, 2026 at 1:16 AM
It's nearly impossible to make a saltbox roof in Sims 4 which proves the people who made it didn't grow up in New England for certain.
I kind of envy people who only have a handful of hobbies to keep up with. Oh, so you play one particular video game, hike, and knit? You mean you don't also crochet, paint, draw, garden, cross stitch, bake, cook, do puzzles, assemble models and LEGO, kayak, bike, write, read, sculpt, sew, collage-
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I kind of envy people who only have a handful of hobbies to keep up with. Oh, so you play one particular video game, hike, and knit? You mean you don't also crochet, paint, draw, garden, cross stitch, bake, cook, do puzzles, assemble models and LEGO, kayak, bike, write, read, sculpt, sew, collage-
It's probably best to just build a house from scratch in The Sims 4 because trying to replicate my real house is driving me insane.
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
It's probably best to just build a house from scratch in The Sims 4 because trying to replicate my real house is driving me insane.
This is the sort of Tumblr-liberal purity testing that gives me hives. And makes me not want to publish anything ever.
i’ve been thinking about this tweet all day
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
This is the sort of Tumblr-liberal purity testing that gives me hives. And makes me not want to publish anything ever.
Linzer cookies because I didn't get to bake them before or after Christmas and honestly, I feel like we deserve Christmas cookies even if it's January.
January 31, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Linzer cookies because I didn't get to bake them before or after Christmas and honestly, I feel like we deserve Christmas cookies even if it's January.
Chocolate chip nanner muffins
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Chocolate chip nanner muffins
Describe your bluesky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Describe your bluesky account in a single image
Anyone who fits these requirements wouldn't do this job even on pain of death.
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Anyone who fits these requirements wouldn't do this job even on pain of death.
Tired: influencers
Inspired: parasocialites
Inspired: parasocialites
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Tired: influencers
Inspired: parasocialites
Inspired: parasocialites
Parenthood be like:
7 Minutes in Heaven but it's just me in the closet alone
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Parenthood be like:
Today's lunchbox doodle:
January 30, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Today's lunchbox doodle:
Some people seem to enjoy living vicariously through their kids, but I think the secondhand embarrassment and emotional rollercoasters are going to do me in.
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Some people seem to enjoy living vicariously through their kids, but I think the secondhand embarrassment and emotional rollercoasters are going to do me in.
Currently pissed off for a dumb reason: I keep somehow ending up with filthy slush on my purse. I fucking hate this godforsaken season. It's filthy, it's gloomy, it's cold, it's inconvenient. The only positive is it kills off the bugs for a while.
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Currently pissed off for a dumb reason: I keep somehow ending up with filthy slush on my purse. I fucking hate this godforsaken season. It's filthy, it's gloomy, it's cold, it's inconvenient. The only positive is it kills off the bugs for a while.
Today's lunchbox doodle
January 29, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Today's lunchbox doodle
Reposted by Amber Marshall ☃️🌲❄️
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I want it
First look at Henry Cavill in Chad Stahelski’s ‘Highlander’ remake
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I want it
The kind of people who say "move fast and break stuff" 1. Are never breaking their own stuff, 2. Are never the ones who have to fix the stuff they break.
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The kind of people who say "move fast and break stuff" 1. Are never breaking their own stuff, 2. Are never the ones who have to fix the stuff they break.
Today's lunchbox doodle:
January 28, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Today's lunchbox doodle: