Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball
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ART IS A VERB
He/They - Pan/Ace 🐼
Creative-work oddjobber for hire (yes, you can hire me! https://pandangit.com/lynx).
Co-Editor of The Jimquisition. Tarot Trader. Creator of The Sesamerot.
He/They - Pan/Ace 🐼
Creative-work oddjobber for hire (yes, you can hire me! https://pandangit.com/lynx).
Co-Editor of The Jimquisition. Tarot Trader. Creator of The Sesamerot.
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HOTDOGS & HANDSHAKES: A Card Game About Indie Wrestling by Z. Mann Zilla
An 8-page PDF game for 2 or more players
zmannzilla.itch.io
Presenting, the most ME thing I have ever made: A TTRPG about indie wrestling that uses tarot cards.
zmannzilla.itch.io/hotdogs-and-...
zmannzilla.itch.io/hotdogs-and-...
We're nearly a decade deep into politics driven by "vote-against".
We The People want something to vote FOR.
"Do you want (X) to win?" is not a policy position, it's a confession that the only alternative you're offering is "anti-(x) vibes".
We The People want something to vote FOR.
"Do you want (X) to win?" is not a policy position, it's a confession that the only alternative you're offering is "anti-(x) vibes".
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We're nearly a decade deep into politics driven by "vote-against".
We The People want something to vote FOR.
"Do you want (X) to win?" is not a policy position, it's a confession that the only alternative you're offering is "anti-(x) vibes".
We The People want something to vote FOR.
"Do you want (X) to win?" is not a policy position, it's a confession that the only alternative you're offering is "anti-(x) vibes".
...to include button re-mapping and a deadzone slider before they claim "controller support".
Stick drift has only gotten worse. Be a pal, devs!
Stick drift has only gotten worse. Be a pal, devs!
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
...to include button re-mapping and a deadzone slider before they claim "controller support".
Stick drift has only gotten worse. Be a pal, devs!
Stick drift has only gotten worse. Be a pal, devs!
I will never fully grok why there's a persistent clutch of grouches forever complaining that people do things "performatively" or to "make themselves feel special" or whatever, but never even once get around to explaining why, even if it were true, it's a problem.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I will never fully grok why there's a persistent clutch of grouches forever complaining that people do things "performatively" or to "make themselves feel special" or whatever, but never even once get around to explaining why, even if it were true, it's a problem.
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P.T. is a game where you repeatedly turn right slowly. This makes it the precise opposite of NASCAR, which is a game where you repeatedly turn left quickly.
October 2, 2024 at 10:20 PM
P.T. is a game where you repeatedly turn right slowly. This makes it the precise opposite of NASCAR, which is a game where you repeatedly turn left quickly.
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Clickbait in 2021: "You think modern porn is bad? Here's 36 things written by 15th Century monks so mind-blowingly horny that it would BLOW YOUR MIND!"
15th Century monk: "I wouldft be bothyer-ed naught; were I perchance to gayze upon a peeniz."
15th Century monk: "I wouldft be bothyer-ed naught; were I perchance to gayze upon a peeniz."
November 12, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Clickbait in 2021: "You think modern porn is bad? Here's 36 things written by 15th Century monks so mind-blowingly horny that it would BLOW YOUR MIND!"
15th Century monk: "I wouldft be bothyer-ed naught; were I perchance to gayze upon a peeniz."
15th Century monk: "I wouldft be bothyer-ed naught; were I perchance to gayze upon a peeniz."
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Parkour, only everyone eats a lot of beans beforehand so they can do fart-assisted double jumps
November 12, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Parkour, only everyone eats a lot of beans beforehand so they can do fart-assisted double jumps
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The envelope reads DATED MATERIAL - OPEN IMMEDIATELY.
I tear it open. It's a copy of Police Academy 3.
My jury duty summons is written on it.
I tear it open. It's a copy of Police Academy 3.
My jury duty summons is written on it.
November 16, 2024 at 4:26 AM
The envelope reads DATED MATERIAL - OPEN IMMEDIATELY.
I tear it open. It's a copy of Police Academy 3.
My jury duty summons is written on it.
I tear it open. It's a copy of Police Academy 3.
My jury duty summons is written on it.
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To everyone claiming polyamory is "just an excuse to sleep around":
Polyamory was invented by an asexual person, to distract their partner so they could finish their book in peace.
Polyamory was invented by an asexual person, to distract their partner so they could finish their book in peace.
November 19, 2024 at 3:22 PM
To everyone claiming polyamory is "just an excuse to sleep around":
Polyamory was invented by an asexual person, to distract their partner so they could finish their book in peace.
Polyamory was invented by an asexual person, to distract their partner so they could finish their book in peace.
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Fun fact: since the word "verb" is a noun, the expression "verbing a noun" is itself an example of verbing a noun.
November 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Fun fact: since the word "verb" is a noun, the expression "verbing a noun" is itself an example of verbing a noun.
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"SPEND YOUR MEGABUX TO GET POWERFUL UPGRADES WITH MIGHTY EPIC-" Jaysus, you're a Match-3 game, not the Infinity Gauntlet, take it down a notch or several.
December 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
"SPEND YOUR MEGABUX TO GET POWERFUL UPGRADES WITH MIGHTY EPIC-" Jaysus, you're a Match-3 game, not the Infinity Gauntlet, take it down a notch or several.
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Me, upon seeing a black plume of smoke rise from a garbage fire: "A social media company has selected their new CEO."
January 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Me, upon seeing a black plume of smoke rise from a garbage fire: "A social media company has selected their new CEO."
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Never forget what they took from us.
February 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Never forget what they took from us.
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Roses are red
Stockings are nylon
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT
ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Stockings are nylon
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT
ADDITIONAL PYLONS
February 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Roses are red
Stockings are nylon
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT
ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Stockings are nylon
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT
ADDITIONAL PYLONS
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"If you've been poisoned by a big butt and a smile, you may be entitled to compensation. Call the law offices of Bell, Biv, & Devoe for more information today."
February 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"If you've been poisoned by a big butt and a smile, you may be entitled to compensation. Call the law offices of Bell, Biv, & Devoe for more information today."
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Oh, you're a theoretical physicist? OK, explain why you hold a crowbar like you're scared of it and you never shut up.
March 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Oh, you're a theoretical physicist? OK, explain why you hold a crowbar like you're scared of it and you never shut up.
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Got delivered a prepper-coded ad for a 3 month "Survival Food Kit" offering its buyers a money-back satisfaction guarantee.
Imagine, if you will, a post-nuke patriot wandering an irradiated wasteland like the F:NV Courier, only he's looking for a refund on this-a-here gloopy unsatisfying alfredo.
Imagine, if you will, a post-nuke patriot wandering an irradiated wasteland like the F:NV Courier, only he's looking for a refund on this-a-here gloopy unsatisfying alfredo.
March 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Got delivered a prepper-coded ad for a 3 month "Survival Food Kit" offering its buyers a money-back satisfaction guarantee.
Imagine, if you will, a post-nuke patriot wandering an irradiated wasteland like the F:NV Courier, only he's looking for a refund on this-a-here gloopy unsatisfying alfredo.
Imagine, if you will, a post-nuke patriot wandering an irradiated wasteland like the F:NV Courier, only he's looking for a refund on this-a-here gloopy unsatisfying alfredo.
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I decided to give the joke a little more relevant context.
March 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I decided to give the joke a little more relevant context.
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KNIGHT: "Wow, you are ridiculously good at drawing Wesley Snipes, what's your secret"
ARTIST: *eyes narrow under fedora* "When you were engaged in sword fights, I studied the Blade."
ARTIST: *eyes narrow under fedora* "When you were engaged in sword fights, I studied the Blade."
March 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
KNIGHT: "Wow, you are ridiculously good at drawing Wesley Snipes, what's your secret"
ARTIST: *eyes narrow under fedora* "When you were engaged in sword fights, I studied the Blade."
ARTIST: *eyes narrow under fedora* "When you were engaged in sword fights, I studied the Blade."
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"Honey, who was at the door?"
"Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. They wanted to know if we'd let Jesus into our hearts until after his court case."
"Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. They wanted to know if we'd let Jesus into our hearts until after his court case."
March 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Honey, who was at the door?"
"Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. They wanted to know if we'd let Jesus into our hearts until after his court case."
"Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. They wanted to know if we'd let Jesus into our hearts until after his court case."
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Pete Hegseth gives the energy of someone whose "demolish the beloved arcade" plans were thwarted by a Goonie beating him at water polo.
April 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Pete Hegseth gives the energy of someone whose "demolish the beloved arcade" plans were thwarted by a Goonie beating him at water polo.
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This is one of the dorkiest things I've ever drawn. Do not take this post as a sign of pride in what I have done.
April 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This is one of the dorkiest things I've ever drawn. Do not take this post as a sign of pride in what I have done.
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I'm also rather fond of this OC drawing I did, even if my feet could be described as "reverse Liefeld, in that they're still misshapen, but bigger & shown with more confidence."
April 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm also rather fond of this OC drawing I did, even if my feet could be described as "reverse Liefeld, in that they're still misshapen, but bigger & shown with more confidence."
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Armored MMA is terrific and I hope every one of these giga-nerds is having the best time of their lives.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Armored MMA is terrific and I hope every one of these giga-nerds is having the best time of their lives.