Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan
@nikkiophan.bsky.social
🔞 Oh wondrous future,
Please do not be cruel to me
Please do not be cruel to me
Pinned
America will forever mourn "That Time President Donald Trump Popped A Few Bluechew Male Enhancement Tablets And Flew A Mario Kart Into The White House At Mach Fuck"
truly the 9/11 of our time... fly high donnie, love and light ❤️
truly the 9/11 of our time... fly high donnie, love and light ❤️
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“She has marks on her neck and wrist from where agents restrained her. Agents cut off her wedding ring and held her in leg shackles at Whipple Federal Building for about five hours.”
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
www.mprnews.org
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“She has marks on her neck and wrist from where agents restrained her. Agents cut off her wedding ring and held her in leg shackles at Whipple Federal Building for about five hours.”
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
they're backing the censorship because to them, maintaining status quo control is worth an infinite number of lives
Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
they're backing the censorship because to them, maintaining status quo control is worth an infinite number of lives
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The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
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I need $300 for my phone bill due to overseas charges. Payment links are below!
> linktr.ee/dominalaveau
> linktr.ee/dominalaveau
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I need $300 for my phone bill due to overseas charges. Payment links are below!
> linktr.ee/dominalaveau
> linktr.ee/dominalaveau
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Dawg they got the Europa being Double Penetrated by Africa and the Middle East map, they're cooked
oh my god it's actually two arrows at once rarely has a map been so psychosexually fraught
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Dawg they got the Europa being Double Penetrated by Africa and the Middle East map, they're cooked
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Pulling out my map of Europe being penetrated by a large dark arrow from Africa and pointing at it normally to you whole explaining to you in my most normal voice how this is a national nightmare for all European countries, Islamic Sharia Law, and so on.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Pulling out my map of Europe being penetrated by a large dark arrow from Africa and pointing at it normally to you whole explaining to you in my most normal voice how this is a national nightmare for all European countries, Islamic Sharia Law, and so on.
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part of what makes airports like singapore's changi, korea's seoul-incheon, japan's tokyo (haneda) and tokyo (narita), and france's paris (cdg) regularly the "best airport experience in the world" is that the countries they're in invest heavily into infrastructure
the us... does not.
the us... does not.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
part of what makes airports like singapore's changi, korea's seoul-incheon, japan's tokyo (haneda) and tokyo (narita), and france's paris (cdg) regularly the "best airport experience in the world" is that the countries they're in invest heavily into infrastructure
the us... does not.
the us... does not.
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one thing to consider is that in the era of american decline, american dreams will become smaller, meaner, and more meager while still being portrayed as bountiful.
exhortations like this serve as a kind of propaganda to remind citizenry to want less
exhortations like this serve as a kind of propaganda to remind citizenry to want less
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
one thing to consider is that in the era of american decline, american dreams will become smaller, meaner, and more meager while still being portrayed as bountiful.
exhortations like this serve as a kind of propaganda to remind citizenry to want less
exhortations like this serve as a kind of propaganda to remind citizenry to want less
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the vigilante mode of justice practiced by the internet is intolerably indebted to the ways in which the us alphabets stalk, harass, and isolate people, because in general it was picked up both from those intelligence services directly & from others who did, most notably several big-in-cali cults
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
the vigilante mode of justice practiced by the internet is intolerably indebted to the ways in which the us alphabets stalk, harass, and isolate people, because in general it was picked up both from those intelligence services directly & from others who did, most notably several big-in-cali cults
"rape capital"
no one's even close to beating the US in the rape and capital departments tbh
no one's even close to beating the US in the rape and capital departments tbh
multiculturalism vuvuzela sweden communism migrants africa western civilization checkmate lolberals
-Average Yuropean fascist
-Average Yuropean fascist
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"rape capital"
no one's even close to beating the US in the rape and capital departments tbh
no one's even close to beating the US in the rape and capital departments tbh
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They sure do love lying.
ICE(ERO) just told me it has no body camera footage from operation midway blitz in Chicago in response to my FOIA request.
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
They sure do love lying.
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Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
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I should be able to look like this irl
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I should be able to look like this irl
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the humble nuclear fuel rod
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
the humble nuclear fuel rod
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Them: hey chatgpt, make me a fun poem about turtles
Them, 3 months later: I've got the cider ready, and we're going to meet you in the quantum realm my beloved
Them, 3 months later: I've got the cider ready, and we're going to meet you in the quantum realm my beloved
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Them: hey chatgpt, make me a fun poem about turtles
Them, 3 months later: I've got the cider ready, and we're going to meet you in the quantum realm my beloved
Them, 3 months later: I've got the cider ready, and we're going to meet you in the quantum realm my beloved
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I wonder when the first case will happen of someone in post-partum depression being encouraged by chatgpt to murder their newborn
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I wonder when the first case will happen of someone in post-partum depression being encouraged by chatgpt to murder their newborn
trump take santa :/
Founder of HireSanta.com sees decreased business due to economic conditions:
"We've had less demand on consumers saying they wanted Santa to come to their home. It's down about 20-25% from last year. I think some of it is due to economic conditions, as well as consumer debt has been going up."
"We've had less demand on consumers saying they wanted Santa to come to their home. It's down about 20-25% from last year. I think some of it is due to economic conditions, as well as consumer debt has been going up."
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
trump take santa :/
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in the near future, you, twitch streamer™️, will have one of your moderators ask if they can be your lead moderator. it is important that you do not do this (without understanding that you're essentially granting that person power of attorney over your entire operation).
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
in the near future, you, twitch streamer™️, will have one of your moderators ask if they can be your lead moderator. it is important that you do not do this (without understanding that you're essentially granting that person power of attorney over your entire operation).
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pretty wild seeing just how far right the average conservative has gotten now that they all say that a standard nazi germany era policy is “moderate” in their bubbles
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
pretty wild seeing just how far right the average conservative has gotten now that they all say that a standard nazi germany era policy is “moderate” in their bubbles
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There's a media blackout on the FBI's new enemies list and cash fund for snitching on people harboring things like "anti-Americanism."
What little coverage its gotten has been laughably bad:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-ene...
What little coverage its gotten has been laughably bad:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-ene...
Trump’s Enemies List Meets Media Blackout
Why the NSPM-7 fueled FBI blacklist isn’t considered news
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There's a media blackout on the FBI's new enemies list and cash fund for snitching on people harboring things like "anti-Americanism."
What little coverage its gotten has been laughably bad:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-ene...
What little coverage its gotten has been laughably bad:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-ene...
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anyway great job pete. every day this administration slaps lazy coat of whitewash on a made up problem and claims they have achieved another miracle. you did it. you transformed our military and brought it into the 22nd century
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
anyway great job pete. every day this administration slaps lazy coat of whitewash on a made up problem and claims they have achieved another miracle. you did it. you transformed our military and brought it into the 22nd century
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he basically spent a ton of money on enterprise-wide gemini licenses and then sent an all hands email saying to use it. incredible execution. incredible leadership
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
he basically spent a ton of money on enterprise-wide gemini licenses and then sent an all hands email saying to use it. incredible execution. incredible leadership
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haha what do you MEAN one guy betting in prediction markets on wars irl with enough bots posting shit online to affect AI data can directly drive military strategy and make money
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
haha what do you MEAN one guy betting in prediction markets on wars irl with enough bots posting shit online to affect AI data can directly drive military strategy and make money
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Whalefall Knight
Knights desperate for power will undergo a grotesque ritual, wrapping their bodies in rotting bones, hides and offal in order to bind a swarm of hungry astral parasites to themselves. Such an act requires great strength of will, or at the very least, a nonfunctional sense of smell.
Knights desperate for power will undergo a grotesque ritual, wrapping their bodies in rotting bones, hides and offal in order to bind a swarm of hungry astral parasites to themselves. Such an act requires great strength of will, or at the very least, a nonfunctional sense of smell.
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Whalefall Knight
Knights desperate for power will undergo a grotesque ritual, wrapping their bodies in rotting bones, hides and offal in order to bind a swarm of hungry astral parasites to themselves. Such an act requires great strength of will, or at the very least, a nonfunctional sense of smell.
Knights desperate for power will undergo a grotesque ritual, wrapping their bodies in rotting bones, hides and offal in order to bind a swarm of hungry astral parasites to themselves. Such an act requires great strength of will, or at the very least, a nonfunctional sense of smell.