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· Jan 18
I've been hitting a Go Live button for eight years. You gather a lot of feedback when you've done over a thousand broadcasts!
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Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
this is actually the *least* offensive reference in this episode
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
this is actually the *least* offensive reference in this episode
You're here forever, Pietro.
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You're here forever, Pietro.
mgm resorts/caesars entertainment: "so when are you coming back to vegas?"
me: lol. lmao.
me: lol. lmao.
nerds got together and decided they could find $1.1b by 2034 if they changed tax law to fuck over gamblers. fortunately, gambling has historically been a famously above-board venture with absolutely no history of action moving underground or overseas to get around overzealous government accounting
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
mgm resorts/caesars entertainment: "so when are you coming back to vegas?"
me: lol. lmao.
me: lol. lmao.
"We owe it to the city to do the best we can in this position."
*explosions*
*explosions*
QueenPiB - L.A. Noire, The Homicide Desk
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December 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"We owe it to the city to do the best we can in this position."
*explosions*
*explosions*
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
lot of people learned tonight that hotline miami is a banger synthwave album that also comes with a video game
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
lot of people learned tonight that hotline miami is a banger synthwave album that also comes with a video game
Whenever we play Die Hard, chat remarks on the striking resemblance it has to Hotline Miami. That's as good an excuse as any to me! Time for some synthwave nihilism on the QueenPiB show!
www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Whenever we play Die Hard, chat remarks on the striking resemblance it has to Hotline Miami. That's as good an excuse as any to me! Time for some synthwave nihilism on the QueenPiB show!
www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
so if CBS is doing a 60 minutes episode tonight on the dwindling american bourbon industry, does this mean the white house was able to be reached for comment or
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
so if CBS is doing a 60 minutes episode tonight on the dwindling american bourbon industry, does this mean the white house was able to be reached for comment or
how dare you all be so nasty and critical towards the president of the united states, a man who is one phone call and a bottle of jack daniels slipped to his secretary of defwar away from firing a nuke into denmark because they're too gay or something
December 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
how dare you all be so nasty and critical towards the president of the united states, a man who is one phone call and a bottle of jack daniels slipped to his secretary of defwar away from firing a nuke into denmark because they're too gay or something
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Remember:
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Remember:
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
AI: It's the future, it's gigachad, it's going to do everything. also it's uwu smol bean stop being so mean to it, plz lower your expectations, my entire net worth is tied to it, grok how do i tell people to not be racist against the ai? what do you mean they can't be racist about ai?
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
AI: It's the future, it's gigachad, it's going to do everything. also it's uwu smol bean stop being so mean to it, plz lower your expectations, my entire net worth is tied to it, grok how do i tell people to not be racist against the ai? what do you mean they can't be racist about ai?
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They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Just had to check
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Animal Crossing is back in style, so here's the vaguely Mario Party-ish one that those fatcats at Nintendo DON'T want you to play (because they haven't ported it off the WiiU yet)! It's Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival!
www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
December 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Animal Crossing is back in style, so here's the vaguely Mario Party-ish one that those fatcats at Nintendo DON'T want you to play (because they haven't ported it off the WiiU yet)! It's Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival!
www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
clover pit: *murders several runs in rapid succession, pre-5th deadline, with 666 on last or second to last spin of last round*
me:
me:
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
clover pit: *murders several runs in rapid succession, pre-5th deadline, with 666 on last or second to last spin of last round*
me:
me:
it's friday night
the liquor is flowing
that means it's time for
CHESS
the liquor is flowing
that means it's time for
CHESS
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
it's friday night
the liquor is flowing
that means it's time for
CHESS
the liquor is flowing
that means it's time for
CHESS
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Cheers! A brandy old fashioned to ring in the weekend.
December 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Cheers! A brandy old fashioned to ring in the weekend.
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"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"I don't want neutral, I want dead."
December 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"I don't want neutral, I want dead."
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Ry (and anyone that agrees with him) should be barred from working in software. That's such a poisonous mindset to have.
These people grew up idolizing the "move fast and break things" mindset of silicon valley, not realizing it was just an excuse to have no personal responsibility.
These people grew up idolizing the "move fast and break things" mindset of silicon valley, not realizing it was just an excuse to have no personal responsibility.
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Ry (and anyone that agrees with him) should be barred from working in software. That's such a poisonous mindset to have.
These people grew up idolizing the "move fast and break things" mindset of silicon valley, not realizing it was just an excuse to have no personal responsibility.
These people grew up idolizing the "move fast and break things" mindset of silicon valley, not realizing it was just an excuse to have no personal responsibility.
Every media company: "Yeah, we're using AI for everything! What are you gonna do, learn how to ignore FOMO? Wait put that thing we created before we adopted AI down, if you don't buy Professor Layton & The Eight Fingered, 64-Toothed, Dead Eyed Man, the shareholders will kill us!"
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Every media company: "Yeah, we're using AI for everything! What are you gonna do, learn how to ignore FOMO? Wait put that thing we created before we adopted AI down, if you don't buy Professor Layton & The Eight Fingered, 64-Toothed, Dead Eyed Man, the shareholders will kill us!"