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I've been hitting a Go Live button for eight years. You gather a lot of feedback when you've done over a thousand broadcasts!
Normal people: *doing things on a Friday night that have nothing to do with the 1996 film Spy Hard*

Me: I swear to fucking god the TV edit of Spy Hard they put on ABC has multiple scenes that aren't on the DVD release and this needs to be fixed
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm not saying I singlehandedly predicted the very predictable ridiculous proliferation and oversaturation of the Call of Duty franchise, but according to the file data, I made these back in 2011.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
pib: we've done 257 shows without a work stoppage and we're not stopping anytime soon!

pib's nose: yeah hi so we're stuffed up

pib:
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
me: ah, i have created the immaculate doordash order. fantastic!

doordash: what's that? i reset all your timing and tip settings when you clicked on something and now your order is coming asap. there's also no way to cancel the order because you used the web and not the app

me:
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I love "The Fugitive" but if Richard Kimble can't be assed to provide crucial testimony then he kinda deserves to get Running Man'd.
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
thinking about the time even noted sex pest james bond told a "barely legal" person to put her fucking clothes back on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV6k...
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend

2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Megyn Kelly, blink twice if you're actually running an FBI sting operation specifically designed to catch anyone who agrees with this.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
We got Crono back, so now it's time to start violating the temporal prime directive as many times as we can! More CHRONO TRIGGER on the QueenPiB show!
www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Somebody needs to tell the Dems that the problem with a kink is you can't escalate it too fast.
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"call of duty? what? no, we're Just Chatting. Chatting while some gameplay is going on. ayup."
Twitch is officially releasing age verification in the UK.

Users will need to verify their age using an in-app facial scan; otherwise, they will lose access to watching mature content based on Content Classification Labels (CCLs).
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Every once in a while I'm gonna shake the tree to see what falls out.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Crono is deader than Kevin Spacey in House of Cards with god knows how much of the game left. You know what that means? Bring your resume, an 8x10 glossy, and a nonrefundable down payment of $500 in order to try out to be the lead in CHRONO TRIGGER on the QueenPiB show!
www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Big bobs: occasionally used for profiling purposes
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
POV: you're an unknown actor in the 90s but that's not gonna stop you from wearing some based flair on your uniform
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
it'd figure that it'd ship two days after i do my double-bill n64 weekend of shows
Analogue 3D shipping Nov 18th, 2025 buff.ly/vW168yb
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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It’s important to assume I will now not buy games
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
so we started mass deportations and made h1-b's cost prohibitive and then also conceded that oh fuck turns out programmers and engineers don't grow on american trees so we need to import workers, so, i guess my question is do the dems ever feel embarrassment about constantly losing to this guy (no)
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Fixed this headline for you, CNN
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM