QueenPiB
@queenpib.com
💜 I look like your mom and I game like your dad
💜 No ad breaks, no sponsorships, no bullshit
💜 https://www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
💜 "The breasts are fake but the retro is real!"
💜 No ad breaks, no sponsorships, no bullshit
💜 https://www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
💜 "The breasts are fake but the retro is real!"
You: I am enjoying my Friday night
Me: THERE'S AN ENTIRE SCENE AT THE MIDPOINT WHERE MARCIA GAY HARDEN'S CHARACTER HEEL TURNS AND STRAPS A BOMB TO LESLIE NIELSEN AND THERE'S A WHOLE SEQUENCE WHERE HE NEEDS TO FIND A HACKSAW OR SOMETHING TO REMOVE IT AND WHY THE HECK IS THIS NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE
Me: THERE'S AN ENTIRE SCENE AT THE MIDPOINT WHERE MARCIA GAY HARDEN'S CHARACTER HEEL TURNS AND STRAPS A BOMB TO LESLIE NIELSEN AND THERE'S A WHOLE SEQUENCE WHERE HE NEEDS TO FIND A HACKSAW OR SOMETHING TO REMOVE IT AND WHY THE HECK IS THIS NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You: I am enjoying my Friday night
Me: THERE'S AN ENTIRE SCENE AT THE MIDPOINT WHERE MARCIA GAY HARDEN'S CHARACTER HEEL TURNS AND STRAPS A BOMB TO LESLIE NIELSEN AND THERE'S A WHOLE SEQUENCE WHERE HE NEEDS TO FIND A HACKSAW OR SOMETHING TO REMOVE IT AND WHY THE HECK IS THIS NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE
Me: THERE'S AN ENTIRE SCENE AT THE MIDPOINT WHERE MARCIA GAY HARDEN'S CHARACTER HEEL TURNS AND STRAPS A BOMB TO LESLIE NIELSEN AND THERE'S A WHOLE SEQUENCE WHERE HE NEEDS TO FIND A HACKSAW OR SOMETHING TO REMOVE IT AND WHY THE HECK IS THIS NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE
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2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend
2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4
2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend
2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4
2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4
i think that's paul guilfoyle :kappa:
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i think that's paul guilfoyle :kappa:
"🎶 If you're not offended, then this wasn't about you."
"If you were offended, then this was about you." 🎵
Chatter: and I took that personally
"If you were offended, then this was about you." 🎵
Chatter: and I took that personally
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
your dating age range prior to 21 is -1/+1.
22 it's -2/+2.
23 it's -3/+3
24 it's -4/+4
25 until death it's -5/+5
anything beyond that range can and will illicit thoughts ranging from "that's weird" to "you're a diddler"
22 it's -2/+2.
23 it's -3/+3
24 it's -4/+4
25 until death it's -5/+5
anything beyond that range can and will illicit thoughts ranging from "that's weird" to "you're a diddler"
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
your dating age range prior to 21 is -1/+1.
22 it's -2/+2.
23 it's -3/+3
24 it's -4/+4
25 until death it's -5/+5
anything beyond that range can and will illicit thoughts ranging from "that's weird" to "you're a diddler"
22 it's -2/+2.
23 it's -3/+3
24 it's -4/+4
25 until death it's -5/+5
anything beyond that range can and will illicit thoughts ranging from "that's weird" to "you're a diddler"
"yeah, but like what if-"
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"yeah, but like what if-"
diddlers can and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and assigned the maximum punishment allowed under the jurisdiction in which it occurred (and i have no control over what that is ☠️) and anyone defending diddlers ought to be fully ostracized from society
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
diddlers can and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and assigned the maximum punishment allowed under the jurisdiction in which it occurred (and i have no control over what that is ☠️) and anyone defending diddlers ought to be fully ostracized from society
i can only conclude based off bluesky's moderation decisions that they're also diddlers
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i can only conclude based off bluesky's moderation decisions that they're also diddlers
PROP DEPARTMENT: "What badge number do you want the transit cop who tries to bust Kimble to have?"
DIRECTOR ANDREW DAVIS: "What?"
PROP DEPT: "Well cop hats have their badge numbers on them, so what number do you want the guy to have?"
DAVIS: "Look I literally do not care."
DIRECTOR ANDREW DAVIS: "What?"
PROP DEPT: "Well cop hats have their badge numbers on them, so what number do you want the guy to have?"
DAVIS: "Look I literally do not care."
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
PROP DEPARTMENT: "What badge number do you want the transit cop who tries to bust Kimble to have?"
DIRECTOR ANDREW DAVIS: "What?"
PROP DEPT: "Well cop hats have their badge numbers on them, so what number do you want the guy to have?"
DAVIS: "Look I literally do not care."
DIRECTOR ANDREW DAVIS: "What?"
PROP DEPT: "Well cop hats have their badge numbers on them, so what number do you want the guy to have?"
DAVIS: "Look I literally do not care."
I'm waiting for the people decrying a downward shift in metrics to blame those silly streaks, the excessive notifications, and how breaking a streak might kill viewer retention, and it might actually have some merit.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm waiting for the people decrying a downward shift in metrics to blame those silly streaks, the excessive notifications, and how breaking a streak might kill viewer retention, and it might actually have some merit.
funnily enough the only CCL i run with any degree of regularity is the swearing one, which isn't affected by this if i play my cards right
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
funnily enough the only CCL i run with any degree of regularity is the swearing one, which isn't affected by this if i play my cards right