Ken Tremendous
@kentremendous.bsky.social
I am a pension fund monitor for Fremulon Insurance.
After this the Thunder went 6-6 in their next 12 and lost to the Hornets by 27 at home
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
After this the Thunder went 6-6 in their next 12 and lost to the Hornets by 27 at home
FINAL REGULAR SEASON QUANT-6 RANKINGS
2025-26 SEASON
3.78 x 10^83 sims
More sims than there are atoms in the universe
So you know it's accurate
BRONCOS: stink
PATS: stink but Maye
JAGS: stink
STEELERS: god damn it
TEXANS: stink
BILLS: stink but Josh
CHARGERS: nah
1/
2025-26 SEASON
3.78 x 10^83 sims
More sims than there are atoms in the universe
So you know it's accurate
BRONCOS: stink
PATS: stink but Maye
JAGS: stink
STEELERS: god damn it
TEXANS: stink
BILLS: stink but Josh
CHARGERS: nah
1/
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
FINAL REGULAR SEASON QUANT-6 RANKINGS
2025-26 SEASON
3.78 x 10^83 sims
More sims than there are atoms in the universe
So you know it's accurate
BRONCOS: stink
PATS: stink but Maye
JAGS: stink
STEELERS: god damn it
TEXANS: stink
BILLS: stink but Josh
CHARGERS: nah
1/
2025-26 SEASON
3.78 x 10^83 sims
More sims than there are atoms in the universe
So you know it's accurate
BRONCOS: stink
PATS: stink but Maye
JAGS: stink
STEELERS: god damn it
TEXANS: stink
BILLS: stink but Josh
CHARGERS: nah
1/
*Schumer interlaces his fingers, cracks his knuckles*
SOMEONE is about to receive a mildly scolding memo!
SOMEONE is about to receive a mildly scolding memo!
Schumer complains about DOJ not providing unredacted Epstein contacts www.politico.com/live-updates...
Schumer calls out DOJ for not providing unredacted Epstein contacts
“What are they trying to hide?” Sen. Chuck Schumer said Monday.
www.politico.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
*Schumer interlaces his fingers, cracks his knuckles*
SOMEONE is about to receive a mildly scolding memo!
SOMEONE is about to receive a mildly scolding memo!
Progressive policies are good and effective and people like them, and it would be super cool if Democrats ran on them and then enacted them. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Congestion pricing after one year: How life has changed.
How life has changed in the New York area, according to data on traffic, transit and the responses of 600 readers.
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Progressive policies are good and effective and people like them, and it would be super cool if Democrats ran on them and then enacted them. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Time to reup the real National Security Strategy:
a man and woman are sitting next to each other in a church .
ALT: a man and woman are sitting next to each other in a church .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Time to reup the real National Security Strategy:
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
Still can’t believe it. www.nytimes.com/2016/05/01/o...
Opinion | Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk (Published 2016)
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Still can’t believe it. www.nytimes.com/2016/05/01/o...
And now for some important analysis of the US-Venezuela military operation, CBS news will go to a diner in Missouri and talk to some regular folks who don’t know jack shit about jack shit
January 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
And now for some important analysis of the US-Venezuela military operation, CBS news will go to a diner in Missouri and talk to some regular folks who don’t know jack shit about jack shit
So confusing how he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize, awarded annually to the worst fucking guy who does the stupidest most destructive shit
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 AM
So confusing how he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize, awarded annually to the worst fucking guy who does the stupidest most destructive shit
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January 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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I really hope I never have to root for Luka Doncic. Just an infuriating athletic presence.
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I really hope I never have to root for Luka Doncic. Just an infuriating athletic presence.
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
Turning Jesus into an Ayn Rand libertarian lunatic is the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Turning Jesus into an Ayn Rand libertarian lunatic is the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdjE... Same vibes
January 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdjE... Same vibes
"This aircraft carrier used to require 1800 people to manage and maintain its safety protocols. We've scaled that down to just two janitors and a chef."
It's so funny to think "we had a 38-page handbook but we just replaced it with five values" inspires confidence instead of alarm. Like, if you walked into a restaurant and were told that, you'd leave immediately.
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
"This aircraft carrier used to require 1800 people to manage and maintain its safety protocols. We've scaled that down to just two janitors and a chef."
Musk predicted Tesla would sell 200K Cyber trucks in a year, and last quarter they sold 11,642 Cybertruck/Model S Sedans/Model X SUVs *combined*. The technical economics term for this is "hilarious."
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Musk predicted Tesla would sell 200K Cyber trucks in a year, and last quarter they sold 11,642 Cybertruck/Model S Sedans/Model X SUVs *combined*. The technical economics term for this is "hilarious."
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
It's great anytime a major college program loses in a bowl game. It's just sad that it often means a major college program also has to win.
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
It's great anytime a major college program loses in a bowl game. It's just sad that it often means a major college program also has to win.
Would love the Steelers to lose to the Ravens because I know we have 5-6 months of Rodgers Retiring?! discourse ahead of us and I'd just as soon get started on it now
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Would love the Steelers to lose to the Ravens because I know we have 5-6 months of Rodgers Retiring?! discourse ahead of us and I'd just as soon get started on it now
See the thing is, I'm fucking *not.* I turned it all off, or at least I turned anything I could find relating to Gemini off, and I still get emails like this once a day. Are they gaslighting me? Is there shit still happening that I don't know about?
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
See the thing is, I'm fucking *not.* I turned it all off, or at least I turned anything I could find relating to Gemini off, and I still get emails like this once a day. Are they gaslighting me? Is there shit still happening that I don't know about?
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Estimated beta test March 2026, should be ready for the new season.
Do you think QUANT-7 will be ready for the playoffs or does it need until next year?
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Estimated beta test March 2026, should be ready for the new season.