you're far from the worst i've ever seen at that task. but your rolls still don't meet my standards, as a chimichanga must necessarily be a hermetic vessel

she'll probably just tell me exactly what to do if i ask her

it was a grueling, intensive, shaw brothers-esque montage/ordeal

i only have such strict standards due to the formal burrito training i've received

you're far from the worst i've ever seen at that task. but your rolls still don't meet my standards, as a chimichanga must necessarily be a hermetic vessel

source: industry experience (was a bartender for a few years)

yes i believe so

we are in "dramatically narrow yet graceful escape" territory from the looks of it

a gentle way to go, at least. i'm very sad for the whale though

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this you?

can we get a gofundme going to purchase for the marine mammal stranding network a couple of good bullhorns and an industrial quantity of laryngitis throat spray

they are extremely impressive birds! there are probably about a dozen who frequent our place, and we are forever appreciative of their hard work taking down our dead pine trees without hurting anything. i'm still hoping ivory billed woodpeckers will reappear around here