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Julia Van Dyke, the ðude 🍉
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18+ ONLY!!! Will be NSFW!!!
A Pre-WGA Writer, Skeptic, IP Anarchist, BlueSky Elder and a proud spacesuit freak who follows way too many people. 26, pan/poly. She/They. (art by bakertoons) (rt =/= endorsement) ΘΔ
Professional Account: @dcsolarwritings.com
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If I end up dead, it will not be by my own hand.
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sometimes the stories write themselves
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Is Canada cheating at the olympics AGAIN?
February 17, 2026 at 9:05 AM
the ONE FUCKING TIME the UK sends an act that looks like it'll actually get televoting points from Europe and it's the one that millions are boycotting.

Great job, BBC. 10/10, no notes.
🇬🇧 BREAKING: LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER will be representing the United Kingdom at Eurovision 2026.

His entry will be released in the coming weeks.
February 17, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
He's just a little guy
one of the mcdonalds changeable happy meal toys is a burger grill that transforms into a burger grill with a digimon sort of halfway sticking out of it and it's name is "KURTIS THE DIVINE"
February 17, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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Is the avant garde, self-parodic deification of capital presented by Kurtis the Divine a product of coked up 80s maximalism or extreme 90s nihilism? register your votes now
one of the mcdonalds changeable happy meal toys is a burger grill that transforms into a burger grill with a digimon sort of halfway sticking out of it and it's name is "KURTIS THE DIVINE"
February 17, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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deer milk...

a wonderful Vrea done a while ago by @pazzdispenser.bsky.social !!
June 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i have the right to be offended at your stupidity
February 17, 2026 at 3:51 AM
getting amnesia but the only thing you forget is what bulgaria is
February 17, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I low-key fucking love Bobsleds
February 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Local quiet mech pilot girl doesn't understand why everyone keeps calling her a dog despite the obvious signs
February 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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CARRY ON 🎶

 Birthday surprise for @thehavanawolf.bsky.social!
✏️Drawing and animation by me
🎨Colors and background by @marrieart.bsky.social
#animation #furry #capybara
February 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
oops i shit my jeans, we must ban all jeans
February 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Without furries you wouldn't have this gem though:
February 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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why am i always so tired
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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how to stop being angry all the time
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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where do you put your lower arm when you spoon
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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how is babby formed
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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romulan numerals
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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when are these lost media video essays finally gonna cover the copy of star wars: the force unleashed that my dad confiscated and then forgot about
February 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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As called on Fox Deportes:
February 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Had a dream where the main headlining act for the Super Bowl Halftime Show was Weird Al...and that a script I made it to snl
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Catch us if you can.
Voluntarily—and vigorously—raises hand.
February 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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another triumph for tyler reddick
February 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM