Am I wrong? I definitely could be.

That soundtrack is incredible. It's in my regular rotation.

It's also incredible coming from him, the thinnest-skinned man on earth.

In addition to the modern surveillance state, the irradiation of Fallujah, and a host of other atrocities, one of W's most powerful legacies is ushering in the age of You Can Just Be Dumb And In Charge And That's Fine.

I need to know where it came from. I swear, five of them popped up in a little ring around me like mushrooms overnight.

Searches for "why are they all so weird" have gotta be up like 1200% this administration.

Like, I'm usually not in favor of dogging on people's appearances, but I've definitely googled "why does Rick Scott look like that?" before.

You know the ancient, primeval feeling of connection people get when they cook directly on fire as their ancestors did? What if we made a stupid computer grill badly so you miss out on that part and your food sucks?

Someday I will build you a solar-powered ice chalet with a dedicated curling lane so you can curl and I can skate.

If you want to make people laugh at parties, the one thing I advise never doing is taking out your phone.