Rick Something
@crystalpepsi.bsky.social
Fraternal Union of Benevolent Woodworkers Local 145 - “We’re Getting Ahead!”
California supremacist - he/him
California supremacist - he/him
Hey guys I found a catalogue where you can order drugs
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Hey guys I found a catalogue where you can order drugs
The god-tier TP for your bunghole. Forget ultra soft or ultra whatever else. This is the good stuff.
February 12, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The god-tier TP for your bunghole. Forget ultra soft or ultra whatever else. This is the good stuff.
When I was in junior high, somebody tagged all over my school with the name Taz and I was falsely accused of doing it because that was my nickname in Pop Warner football.
30+ years later one of my best friends is a junior high principal and he just caught a kid tagging the name Taz.
30+ years later one of my best friends is a junior high principal and he just caught a kid tagging the name Taz.
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
When I was in junior high, somebody tagged all over my school with the name Taz and I was falsely accused of doing it because that was my nickname in Pop Warner football.
30+ years later one of my best friends is a junior high principal and he just caught a kid tagging the name Taz.
30+ years later one of my best friends is a junior high principal and he just caught a kid tagging the name Taz.
All police settlements should come out of their pension fund. The public shouldn’t have to pay for their cruelty and callousness.
PubliCola confirmed this morning that the city settled with Jaahnavi Kandula's family for $29,011,000. The added $11,000, which the family requested in their lawsuit, is a reference to then-police guild vice president Daniel Auderer's "joke" that Kandula's life was only worth that much.
Family of Jaahnavi Kandula, Pedestrian Killed by SPD Officer in 2023, Reaches $29,011,000 Settlement with City - PubliCola
In an incident that sparked widespread outrage, police guild leader Daniel Auderer joked that the 23-year-old student was only worth…
publicola.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
All police settlements should come out of their pension fund. The public shouldn’t have to pay for their cruelty and callousness.
Four out of the five dudes who I consider my best friends have been my friends since at least high school if not earlier. We have a group chat we text on daily. They will be my pallbearers one day.
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Four out of the five dudes who I consider my best friends have been my friends since at least high school if not earlier. We have a group chat we text on daily. They will be my pallbearers one day.
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Gotta add one more classic
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Gotta add one more classic
8. Plus celery, which only exists as a ranch delivery device.
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
8. Plus celery, which only exists as a ranch delivery device.
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.
Fuentes is scum who should never feel safe leaving the house but also we don’t need to care about his latest trolling comments.
February 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Fuentes is scum who should never feel safe leaving the house but also we don’t need to care about his latest trolling comments.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social dunno if you’re using the same folks but whoever made your stickers in 2015 was an absolute pro. This thermos has been through the dishwasher literally hundreds of times and beat the champ is still going strong
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social dunno if you’re using the same folks but whoever made your stickers in 2015 was an absolute pro. This thermos has been through the dishwasher literally hundreds of times and beat the champ is still going strong
They need to make it so you can get any headline you want printed on a shirt
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February 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
They need to make it so you can get any headline you want printed on a shirt
Robocop at age 8. I even got to tell Kurtwood Smith that fact many years later. He just shook his head.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Robocop at age 8. I even got to tell Kurtwood Smith that fact many years later. He just shook his head.
Ad-Rock, Chali 2na, Aesop Rock
Who is your favorite rapper?
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Ad-Rock, Chali 2na, Aesop Rock
Don’t give a shit if data is plural. It sounds dumb when you say “the data are..,” and stuff like that
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Don’t give a shit if data is plural. It sounds dumb when you say “the data are..,” and stuff like that
Legacy media never fails to side with management against labor
S.F. teachers strike: Union abandoned negotiations Tuesday night with new offer on the table
San Francisco striking teachers abandoned contract talks Tuesday night, refusing to review SFUSD’s most recent proposal, telling district negotiators they would return to negotiations Wednesday.
www.sfchronicle.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Legacy media never fails to side with management against labor
If your spouse dies, how long do you keep wearing your ring? I gotta say at least a six months
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If your spouse dies, how long do you keep wearing your ring? I gotta say at least a six months
Song of the day
Philosophy by Ben Folds Five on Apple Music
Song · 1995 · Duration 4:36
music.apple.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Song of the day
Didn’t think I could hate this guy more, and yet!
oh no he's barely been there and the mets have already ruined craig
February 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Didn’t think I could hate this guy more, and yet!
That’s enough discourse about Chris Hayes’ poorly-worded and poorly-reasoned post
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
That’s enough discourse about Chris Hayes’ poorly-worded and poorly-reasoned post
[gritty voice]
can I say something…
can I say something…
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
[gritty voice]
can I say something…
can I say something…
Yes it’ll make the summer recruiting and prep period much harder but the heart wants what it wants. Give me a caretaker manager and then bring Poch back after the WC.
February 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Yes it’ll make the summer recruiting and prep period much harder but the heart wants what it wants. Give me a caretaker manager and then bring Poch back after the WC.
No joke will ever be funnier than a dude taking a shot to the nuts
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
No joke will ever be funnier than a dude taking a shot to the nuts
I accidentally became important at work a few years ago and I’m still amazed at how much people listen to me. It’s honestly frightening sometimes.
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I accidentally became important at work a few years ago and I’m still amazed at how much people listen to me. It’s honestly frightening sometimes.
Mostly because it seemed like Susan Sarandon forgot how to do acting. Also the pedophilia.
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Mostly because it seemed like Susan Sarandon forgot how to do acting. Also the pedophilia.
@ryanmarino.bsky.social did this kid really turn blue from some edibles
The bill would set potency limits on the amount of THC in marijuana and hemp edibles.
Toddler turns blue, passes out after eating 2 potent THC muffins. Oregon bill aims to change that
The bill would set potency limits on the amount of THC in marijuana and hemp edibles.
www.oregonlive.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
@ryanmarino.bsky.social did this kid really turn blue from some edibles