Happy New Rick (Not Actually New)
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woodworker, sci-fi & fantasy enjoyer, Tottenham/SF Giants/Niners/Warriors fan, some-nonsense guy.
he/him
woodworker, sci-fi & fantasy enjoyer, Tottenham/SF Giants/Niners/Warriors fan, some-nonsense guy.
he/him
Nobody from New York who wants to live in Dallas doesn’t already live there.
Mayor Eric Johnson is pitching Dallas as a rising alternative to New York City, arguing that some financial firms could consider relocating if policies pursued by New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani make the city less attractive to employers.
Mayor Eric Johnson predicts a ‘flood’ of finance firms leaving NYC for Dallas
Mayor Eric Johnson’s remarks to the New York Post published the day AT&T’s chief executive informed employees the company would move its headquarters from...
www.dallasnews.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Nobody from New York who wants to live in Dallas doesn’t already live there.
Sliced my lip open on the foil wrapper of a mini Reese’s cup
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
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January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Sliced my lip open on the foil wrapper of a mini Reese’s cup
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peepee poopoo
& doug
& doug
June 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
peepee poopoo
& doug
& doug
First day of my new job. Gonna find the biggest guy there and kick his ass to establish I’m not to be fucked with.
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
First day of my new job. Gonna find the biggest guy there and kick his ass to establish I’m not to be fucked with.
That Steelers kicker has never unclenched like that it in his life
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
That Steelers kicker has never unclenched like that it in his life
Football? Football
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Football? Football
Lmfao jesus
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Lmfao jesus
Niners-Eagles will be fun and normal (not, derogatory)
January 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Niners-Eagles will be fun and normal (not, derogatory)
Thinking about his kids. “Son of old man also old man.”
hellerstein got the case. he's in his 90s and a clinton appointee. i haven't been in the SDNY in ages but i suspect it's not the worst draw if you're maduro. that said this is such a clusterfuck i can't imagine any judge not deferring to the government like crazy in a case like this
January 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Thinking about his kids. “Son of old man also old man.”
LAC will always mean the Clippers, it will never mean the Chargers
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
LAC will always mean the Clippers, it will never mean the Chargers
What Hansel should have told the witch:
January 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
What Hansel should have told the witch:
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When I mute words or people I should not see posts like this on my TL
January 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
When I mute words or people I should not see posts like this on my TL
Yippee ki-yay Mr. Falcon
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Yippee ki-yay Mr. Falcon
[stoned out of my gourd] thats really deep, man
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January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
[stoned out of my gourd] thats really deep, man
also watching spurs again
January 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
also watching spurs again
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if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
He wasn’t in a crash with a truck. He got hit by a truck.
A 69-year-old bicyclist crashed with a semi-truck as it was turning into a parking lot and died on the scene in Fremont, police said.
Fremont bicyclist dies after crash with semi-truck
A 69-year-old bicyclist crashed with a semi-truck as it was turning into a parking lot and died on the scene in Fremont, police said.
bit.ly
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
He wasn’t in a crash with a truck. He got hit by a truck.
It’s probable that given available personnel, the Seahawks are just better than the Niners
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
It’s probable that given available personnel, the Seahawks are just better than the Niners
what's the last car you stopped to take a photo of
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
what's the last car you stopped to take a photo of
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oh cool forced jingoism god bless america
![time tweet by trev [at a baseball game] GOD CARESS AMERICA / WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE [crowd begins booing] uh STAND BEHIND HER / WHEN YOURE INSIDE HER [trash flies]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7yc26lzbzokiefmbfx7gtcq3/bafkreiglvd3sqanby6sjc3tplpacooxgqh4qe5v7zxls2ltuach5ge5s4m@jpeg)
January 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
oh cool forced jingoism god bless america
“hey Jack, do you like Phil Collins?”
“I have two ears and a heart don’t I?”
“I have two ears and a heart don’t I?”
January 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
“hey Jack, do you like Phil Collins?”
“I have two ears and a heart don’t I?”
“I have two ears and a heart don’t I?”
its much easier to just bribe people than to deal with democratic and bureaucratic processes
I think that if you're wondering if the US should have the World Cup stripped from them after kidnapping a head of state in an illegal military action you need to understand that it's increasingly autocratic regimes that organizations like FIFA prefer to do business
January 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
its much easier to just bribe people than to deal with democratic and bureaucratic processes