Rick Something
@crystalpepsi.bsky.social
Fraternal Union of Benevolent Woodworkers Local 145 - “We’re Getting Ahead!”
California supremacist - he/him
California supremacist - he/him
Sometimes though you really do gotta do a little dance and then you drink a little water
February 14, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Sometimes though you really do gotta do a little dance and then you drink a little water
I consider squids loud
February 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I consider squids loud
And stand outside in the snow, like some Italian?
Norway and Italy are tied after Day 7 of competition in Milan Cortina 🥇
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
And stand outside in the snow, like some Italian?
A fun thing about the Olympics is how rarely anyone from another country talks about how God made them win
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
A fun thing about the Olympics is how rarely anyone from another country talks about how God made them win
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I believe the president is now getting Xpac heat
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I believe the president is now getting Xpac heat
The United fruit company is a top three most evil company to ever exist and yet basically no one knows about it. All they know is the Chiquita banana lady.
All the Epstein shit is so crazy and then you find out that Leon Black’s dad was the president of United Fruit Company.
February 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The United fruit company is a top three most evil company to ever exist and yet basically no one knows about it. All they know is the Chiquita banana lady.
[extremely British voice] Igor Chewdor
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
[extremely British voice] Igor Chewdor
My Timbuk2 sling bag has upwards of 20 different stash pockets, which is how you know it really was designed for bike messengers
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
My Timbuk2 sling bag has upwards of 20 different stash pockets, which is how you know it really was designed for bike messengers
Gavin Newsom and I are alike in a few ways. We’re both straight white men from San Francisco, we liked a good red wine before quitting the sauce, and neither of us are ever going to be president of the United States
i think most (not all) of the "you must vote for Newsom" people are just Newsom supporters who want him to win because they like him and his policies, not because they have high minded ideas about harm reduction.
February 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Gavin Newsom and I are alike in a few ways. We’re both straight white men from San Francisco, we liked a good red wine before quitting the sauce, and neither of us are ever going to be president of the United States
Working for a German company can often make you feel left out, such as when they hold All-Hans meetings
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Working for a German company can often make you feel left out, such as when they hold All-Hans meetings
In late July, Pochettino is going to finally come back from the store with that pack of cigarettes
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
In late July, Pochettino is going to finally come back from the store with that pack of cigarettes
But I wanted Igor Fourdor
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
But I wanted Igor Fourdor
Hey guys I found a catalogue where you can order drugs
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Hey guys I found a catalogue where you can order drugs
The god-tier TP for your bunghole. Forget ultra soft or ultra whatever else. This is the good stuff.
February 12, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The god-tier TP for your bunghole. Forget ultra soft or ultra whatever else. This is the good stuff.
When I was in junior high, somebody tagged all over my school with the name Taz and I was falsely accused of doing it because that was my nickname in Pop Warner football.
30+ years later one of my best friends is a junior high principal and he just caught a kid tagging the name Taz.
30+ years later one of my best friends is a junior high principal and he just caught a kid tagging the name Taz.
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
When I was in junior high, somebody tagged all over my school with the name Taz and I was falsely accused of doing it because that was my nickname in Pop Warner football.
30+ years later one of my best friends is a junior high principal and he just caught a kid tagging the name Taz.
30+ years later one of my best friends is a junior high principal and he just caught a kid tagging the name Taz.
All police settlements should come out of their pension fund. The public shouldn’t have to pay for their cruelty and callousness.
PubliCola confirmed this morning that the city settled with Jaahnavi Kandula's family for $29,011,000. The added $11,000, which the family requested in their lawsuit, is a reference to then-police guild vice president Daniel Auderer's "joke" that Kandula's life was only worth that much.
Family of Jaahnavi Kandula, Pedestrian Killed by SPD Officer in 2023, Reaches $29,011,000 Settlement with City - PubliCola
In an incident that sparked widespread outrage, police guild leader Daniel Auderer joked that the 23-year-old student was only worth…
publicola.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
All police settlements should come out of their pension fund. The public shouldn’t have to pay for their cruelty and callousness.
Four out of the five dudes who I consider my best friends have been my friends since at least high school if not earlier. We have a group chat we text on daily. They will be my pallbearers one day.
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Four out of the five dudes who I consider my best friends have been my friends since at least high school if not earlier. We have a group chat we text on daily. They will be my pallbearers one day.
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Gotta add one more classic
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Gotta add one more classic
8. Plus celery, which only exists as a ranch delivery device.
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
8. Plus celery, which only exists as a ranch delivery device.
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.
Fuentes is scum who should never feel safe leaving the house but also we don’t need to care about his latest trolling comments.
February 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Fuentes is scum who should never feel safe leaving the house but also we don’t need to care about his latest trolling comments.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social dunno if you’re using the same folks but whoever made your stickers in 2015 was an absolute pro. This thermos has been through the dishwasher literally hundreds of times and beat the champ is still going strong
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social dunno if you’re using the same folks but whoever made your stickers in 2015 was an absolute pro. This thermos has been through the dishwasher literally hundreds of times and beat the champ is still going strong
They need to make it so you can get any headline you want printed on a shirt
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February 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
They need to make it so you can get any headline you want printed on a shirt
Robocop at age 8. I even got to tell Kurtwood Smith that fact many years later. He just shook his head.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Robocop at age 8. I even got to tell Kurtwood Smith that fact many years later. He just shook his head.
Ad-Rock, Chali 2na, Aesop Rock
Who is your favorite rapper?
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Ad-Rock, Chali 2na, Aesop Rock