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Rick
@crystalpepsi.bsky.social
For several years I’ve been in complete charge of pretty much everything in my life

woodworker, sci-fi & fantasy enjoyer, Tottenham/SF Giants/Niners/Warriors fan, some-nonsense guy. Don’t be tedious at me.

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There’s a dude on my block who sometimes stands in the covered front entryway of his building straight hitting a big glass bong. I salute you sir.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
When I was about 9 me and my friend Tommy wanted to know what was inside an aerosol can so we got a hammer and a nail and we’re starting to try to open it and thank god his dad saw us from the kitchen window and ran out to stop us. Too bad these guys didn’t know Tommy’s dad.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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the cool rich people, you dont know who they are. i tell you some names, you go whos that, that is by design. they just enjoy really good food and fund art quietly. lot less of them these days
takes an unbelievable level of failed skill checks to be a loser if you're rich. you have unrestrained time and resources to hone any skill in the world and to verifiably support your local community but instead you're a selfish spineless blight on society. no excuse for it
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There’s one and only one thing at I buy regularly at the grocery store that hasn’t gone up in price: Lactaid milk. It’s been ~$7 for eight years at least.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
He should Chatterless
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“Only god can judge me”

No. That’s not true. I’m judging the shit out of you buddy.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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move over Beavis
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What an odd thing to do and an even odder thing to say publicly.
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Go easy on yourself. Everyone else is terrified and second-guessing themselves constantly too. It’s not just you.
What is one piece of advice you would give someone in high school?
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Just saw a highlight from a Marquette basketball game, which can’t be right. That team only exists in March.
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Love to have a 10:30am service appointment and then be told they won’t even be looking at my car til late in the afternoon
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My dad would’ve been a carpenter so I, like most everyone else back then, would’ve been a nepo baby and followed in his footsteps
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Is San Francisco Bay part of the Pacific Ocean or is it just an estuary connected to the Pacific Ocean
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Is tonight when Yuta finally turns on Mox?
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Ricky “the dragon” Steamboat is a pretty cool name but then you remember his real name is Richard Blood
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A steel cage isn’t like Jesus. It’s not forgiving.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Until I saw this post I had never considered whether he really had long hair or not
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Are there enough gay men still studying art history to make sure the antiques roadshow will live on for another generation
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Maybe it’ll cause so much stress that it’ll happen today
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Seth Moulton always looks like he’s holding in a shit
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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PAUL "TRIPLE H" LEVESQUE: see this wrestling promotion? i got it by Pedophiles. my car? pedophiles. my beautiful wife? Pedophiles. My political connections? Pedophiles. now get the fuck out of my office 🤼
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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MAGA guy solemnly modifying his well-worn K*LL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to say VOTE FOR YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM