Brian Gaar
@briangaar.bsky.social
Not a fan of free speech. linktr.ee/briangaar
Austin, TX
Austin, TX
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
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2-8
Super Bowl here we come!
Super Bowl here we come!
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
2-8
Super Bowl here we come!
Super Bowl here we come!
Saints may have their quarterback of the future and this piece of shit gets booed at an NFL game (and seems to notice)??? S-tier football Sunday!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Saints may have their quarterback of the future and this piece of shit gets booed at an NFL game (and seems to notice)??? S-tier football Sunday!!
This is the best day as a Saints fan I've had in a long time. Maybe Shough is the guy, maybe not, but just to have that hope of *maybe* is such a great feeling!
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is the best day as a Saints fan I've had in a long time. Maybe Shough is the guy, maybe not, but just to have that hope of *maybe* is such a great feeling!
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j. edgar hoover is looking up from hell and screaming about this outfit. i think the guy could probably look past a nonwhite as director of the fbi. but dressing like shit? that is a bridge too far for hoover.
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
j. edgar hoover is looking up from hell and screaming about this outfit. i think the guy could probably look past a nonwhite as director of the fbi. but dressing like shit? that is a bridge too far for hoover.
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Everybody needs to take Waffle House's customer service as a model. They hate the day you were born. They'll take this outside. But they'll serve you up some smothered covered hasbrowns that make you weep for joy.
super grateful that a lot of my service industry jobs were at the kind of places where the customers kinda like it if you’re mean or grumpy at them i did the hell out of those jobs
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Everybody needs to take Waffle House's customer service as a model. They hate the day you were born. They'll take this outside. But they'll serve you up some smothered covered hasbrowns that make you weep for joy.
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This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
Hey my news outlet @thebarbedwire.com is hiring a social media manager. Looking for someone smart who lives in Tx and loves covering our messed up state www.journalismjobs.com/job-listing/...
JournalismJobs.com - Job Listing - Social Media Manager
JournalismJobs.com has journalism and media job listings with digital media, newspapers, tv stations, radio stations, magazines, nonprofits, and academia.
www.journalismjobs.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hey my news outlet @thebarbedwire.com is hiring a social media manager. Looking for someone smart who lives in Tx and loves covering our messed up state www.journalismjobs.com/job-listing/...
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I Bought This Tesla BEFORE I Was Hunted For Sport
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I Bought This Tesla BEFORE I Was Hunted For Sport
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finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."
The cool thing about having done standup so long is you pick up so many acquaintances & open micers over the years and you can see their gradual descent from "not funny but a good dude" to "oh huh they moved" to anti-vax/white nationalist/Disney adult lunatic
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The cool thing about having done standup so long is you pick up so many acquaintances & open micers over the years and you can see their gradual descent from "not funny but a good dude" to "oh huh they moved" to anti-vax/white nationalist/Disney adult lunatic
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This could be us if we weren't strangling the solar industry to help keep oil prices up
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This could be us if we weren't strangling the solar industry to help keep oil prices up
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I wrote about yesterday's Texas election, which featured the usual giveaways to the rich (natch) BUT there are a couple of reasons for Dems to be enthusiastic. thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/05/w...
‘We Gave Tax Cuts to the Rich and Made Life Sh*t for the Poor.’ Texas Just Passed 17 New Constitutional Amendments.
All told, these new breaks (along with other recent efforts to reduce property taxes), will cost Texas around $50 billion next budget cycle.
thebarbedwire.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wrote about yesterday's Texas election, which featured the usual giveaways to the rich (natch) BUT there are a couple of reasons for Dems to be enthusiastic. thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/05/w...
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We feel the same way about the Dallas Cowboys once the NFL regular season ends.
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We feel the same way about the Dallas Cowboys once the NFL regular season ends.
With the mayoral race over, I’m worried that we won’t hear much about New York anymore
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
With the mayoral race over, I’m worried that we won’t hear much about New York anymore
I wrote about yesterday's Texas election, which featured the usual giveaways to the rich (natch) BUT there are a couple of reasons for Dems to be enthusiastic. thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/05/w...
‘We Gave Tax Cuts to the Rich and Made Life Sh*t for the Poor.’ Texas Just Passed 17 New Constitutional Amendments.
All told, these new breaks (along with other recent efforts to reduce property taxes), will cost Texas around $50 billion next budget cycle.
thebarbedwire.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wrote about yesterday's Texas election, which featured the usual giveaways to the rich (natch) BUT there are a couple of reasons for Dems to be enthusiastic. thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/05/w...
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
I think I'm done logging into things
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I think I'm done logging into things
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I love that Republicans have used the words woke and tariff so much that they've just lost all meaning. Like your friend who still brings up the same inside joke from high school at every class reunion.
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I love that Republicans have used the words woke and tariff so much that they've just lost all meaning. Like your friend who still brings up the same inside joke from high school at every class reunion.
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its so awesome that the people who say you cant get upset about halloween costumes are shitting and pissing themselves over halloween costumes.
Math teachers at Cienega High School in Arizona are facing death threats and calls that they be fired after a Turning Point USA employee falsely accused them of wearing Halloween costumes mocking the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
Arizona teachers' costumes weren't about Charlie Kirk. They're facing death threats anyway
Math teachers at Cienega High School in southern Arizona are facing death threats and calls that they be fired after a Turning Point USA employee falsely accused them of wearing Halloween costumes mocking the assassination of the organization’s co-founder, Charlie Kirk.
n.pr
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
its so awesome that the people who say you cant get upset about halloween costumes are shitting and pissing themselves over halloween costumes.
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So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.
RIP Dick Cheney it was a true joy that you lived long enough for Republican Party to shoot you in the face
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
RIP Dick Cheney it was a true joy that you lived long enough for Republican Party to shoot you in the face
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Dick Cheney lived long enough to witness the horrors he had unleashed.
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Dick Cheney lived long enough to witness the horrors he had unleashed.