Brian Gaar
@briangaar.bsky.social
Not a fan of free speech. linktr.ee/briangaar
Austin, TX
Austin, TX
For a party like that likes to imagine themselves as rugged entrepreneurs, squinting into the sunlight from atop a horse or some shit, they are the biggest fucking marks
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
For a party like that likes to imagine themselves as rugged entrepreneurs, squinting into the sunlight from atop a horse or some shit, they are the biggest fucking marks
MEANWHILE ON FOX NEWS
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
MEANWHILE ON FOX NEWS
Bigger than a baseball now
September 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Bigger than a baseball now
This man has three Pulitzers
September 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This man has three Pulitzers
do you guys like weed huh huh
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
do you guys like weed huh huh
But you’re the one who should get fired
September 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
But you’re the one who should get fired
TCU showing Bill Belichick which state invented this shit put some respect on our name bitch
September 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
TCU showing Bill Belichick which state invented this shit put some respect on our name bitch
Stolen teacher valor, just be bazillionaires (oh right, that’s not relatable)
August 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Stolen teacher valor, just be bazillionaires (oh right, that’s not relatable)
Till the very end, James Dobson did what he loved (encouraged parents to beat their kids) 🙏🙏🙏
August 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Till the very end, James Dobson did what he loved (encouraged parents to beat their kids) 🙏🙏🙏
AUSTIN: Last shows tonight at the Velveeta Room 8 & 10 pm tix: the-velveeta-room-the-velveeta-room.seatengine.com/events/10960...
August 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
AUSTIN: Last shows tonight at the Velveeta Room 8 & 10 pm tix: the-velveeta-room-the-velveeta-room.seatengine.com/events/10960...
Did Trump accidentally text him a dick pic
August 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Did Trump accidentally text him a dick pic
The show was awesome. Can the club spell my name after 17 years? No. But it was still a great night (come out tomorrow, 8 & 10 pm shows!)
August 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The show was awesome. Can the club spell my name after 17 years? No. But it was still a great night (come out tomorrow, 8 & 10 pm shows!)
Watching Yogurt Shop Murders and once I saw the police station I knew they weren't solving anything
August 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Watching Yogurt Shop Murders and once I saw the police station I knew they weren't solving anything
One of the most embarrassing ESPN blowjobs I’ve ever read, and folks that is saying something
August 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
One of the most embarrassing ESPN blowjobs I’ve ever read, and folks that is saying something
Why would severe hunger do this
July 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Why would severe hunger do this
Love the weekend, time to unwind with a few books
July 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Love the weekend, time to unwind with a few books
RIP Jimmy Swaggart, of all the 80s charlatans who stole our grandmothers' money, he was the most fun. I hope the devil takes that into account (jk, hope it's hot down there, buddy).
July 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
RIP Jimmy Swaggart, of all the 80s charlatans who stole our grandmothers' money, he was the most fun. I hope the devil takes that into account (jk, hope it's hot down there, buddy).
YESSSS PLEASE LEAVE COLONIZERS
June 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
YESSSS PLEASE LEAVE COLONIZERS
I picture her whispering this to the son at the funeral
June 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I picture her whispering this to the son at the funeral
WE DID IT, HAPPY JUNETEENTH
June 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
WE DID IT, HAPPY JUNETEENTH
Incredible passive voice by the Times when of course the actual headline is “Republicans Arrest Opposition Party”
June 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Incredible passive voice by the Times when of course the actual headline is “Republicans Arrest Opposition Party”
Going for the fire cape. I am not prepared to reveal how many times I’ve died to Jad. (A lot.)
June 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Going for the fire cape. I am not prepared to reveal how many times I’ve died to Jad. (A lot.)