The C Programming Language
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Official account of the C Programming Language, invented by Immanuel Kant in 1799 at Bell Labs Königsberg
If notepad++ was written in rust none of this would have happened
February 3, 2026 at 8:45 AM
If notepad++ was written in rust none of this would have happened
9 out of 10 C developers recommend storing raw and cooked meat in the same container
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
9 out of 10 C developers recommend storing raw and cooked meat in the same container
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It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting
January 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting
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adding a tier to my patreon where you get to ssh into my computer and do whatever
July 7, 2024 at 7:27 PM
adding a tier to my patreon where you get to ssh into my computer and do whatever
*gets woken up by interrupt* eeeughg...aehhgj.......gg..
January 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
*gets woken up by interrupt* eeeughg...aehhgj.......gg..
I am literally being haunted
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I am literally being haunted
Not this guy again...
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Not this guy again...
Not many people appreciate the laconic beauty of an artisanal linker script nowadays... shame..
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Not many people appreciate the laconic beauty of an artisanal linker script nowadays... shame..
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You are welcome ⚠️ invalid handle
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
You are welcome ⚠️ invalid handle
Not now sweetie, daddy is late for his shift at the integer factory
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Not now sweetie, daddy is late for his shift at the integer factory
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Custom Haskell RTS that plays the Wilhelm scream every time a partial function is evaluated
Custom C runtime that plays the Wilhelm scream every time a standard library function is invoked
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Custom Haskell RTS that plays the Wilhelm scream every time a partial function is evaluated
Custom C runtime that plays the Wilhelm scream every time a standard library function is invoked
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Custom C runtime that plays the Wilhelm scream every time a standard library function is invoked
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Fun fact: while many other languages have syntactic sugar, C is the only language with syntactic hydrochloric acid
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fun fact: while many other languages have syntactic sugar, C is the only language with syntactic hydrochloric acid
The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
Tip: There is never a good reason to write a function with a signature different from void f(void *)
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Tip: There is never a good reason to write a function with a signature different from void f(void *)
Everyone is laughing at you in the group chat man. They're saying you don't even formally verify your code
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Everyone is laughing at you in the group chat man. They're saying you don't even formally verify your code
It is no surprise that latex was invented by famous pervert don knuth
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It is no surprise that latex was invented by famous pervert don knuth
At the most fundamental level, bloodborne is a game about maintaining legacy code
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
At the most fundamental level, bloodborne is a game about maintaining legacy code
The cat has once again deployed a devastating DDoS attack against my "lap" microservice, causing me to miss work,
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The cat has once again deployed a devastating DDoS attack against my "lap" microservice, causing me to miss work,
The scrum master smiles at nobody in particular. "Time to have a bit of fun! This week's retro will be Harry Potter themed" My eyes instinctively dart towards the exit. The padlocks are already in place
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The scrum master smiles at nobody in particular. "Time to have a bit of fun! This week's retro will be Harry Potter themed" My eyes instinctively dart towards the exit. The padlocks are already in place
The problem with words is that they are sometimes only 16 bits. Try using dwords
imagine if words could be processed in some way to extract meaning
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The problem with words is that they are sometimes only 16 bits. Try using dwords
Assessing the quality of a random number generator is luckily quite simple. Every time it gives you a value, ask yourself: did I expect this to happen?
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Assessing the quality of a random number generator is luckily quite simple. Every time it gives you a value, ask yourself: did I expect this to happen?
shut up shut up shut up
congratz on discovering the worst part of C++: C
(pls use std::vector/std::span)
(pls use std::vector/std::span)
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
shut up shut up shut up