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Michael Henk
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Technical Reserving Actuary, Brewers Fan, Bowler.
Generally opposed to toxicity.
Usually.
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
From here on out, dinners will be determined by FATE.

🎲🎲
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Based on those released emails, man, some people suck at writing. Sentences are a thing. Punctuation is a thing. I get you're all busy doing crimes, but take some pride in your writing.

If I got any of those messages, my first instinct would be to reply "rewrite this like a grown-up."
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's at least a little bit funny that these "government agents" just wear whatever they want. You'd think if they wanted to really cosplay call of duty all day they'd insist on some form of a uniform.

"Debra did you iron my blue shirt. I've got some racism to do and I need my lucky shirt"
Masked ICE goons are scanning people's faces this morning in northwest DC. Outside the @wmata.com Georgia Ave station
#bigballsgoonshow
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My savings account rate got adjusted downward. Still above my mortgage rate, but not sure how long that'll be the case.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Accidentally got the good beer first, damn.
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
MLB c'mon.
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Yes, by all means, let's swap the deck chairs of the Titanic. Couldn't hurt.
Let us be incredibly, abundantly clear:

We are demanding that Chuck Schumer resign for his continued betrayal of the American people.

If he does not willingly step aside, we are calling on the Senators in the Dem caucus to remove him and Dick Durbin from Senate leadership.
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If you arbitrarily adjust the Brewers 2025 payroll up because you count all the buyouts, then before we draw conclusions don't we have to do that to all previous payroll figures?
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why would they believe they're illegal, because they're illegal?
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
There's a MONDAY night football now?

#oblogatoey
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Yeah but without LLMs I can't code on my phone at the pool so suck it earth, I have expensive hobbies.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Eventually we need to shift this weird belief that they "represent" us, that hasn't been true for generations.

The representation based government is an utter failure.
MSNBC reported Schumer's office felt that the longer that shutdown went on, the more likely it was that people would start to blame the Dems.

My kingdom for Democrats that don't govern out of fear. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The American people are far braver than their reps.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
All senators suck. All of them. Wipe them out and disband the body.
Reminder that your senator probably still sucks even if they voted no because Senate Dems rotate around unpopular votes to protect whoever they think is vulnerable. That’s why they always magically have exactly enough to pass.
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
And also tell them to resign while you're on the line.
you could call your democratic senators and ask them to replace schumer as minority leader
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
No candidate should ever run unopposed in a primary. Ever. In either party. It's the dumbest dumbest thing ever to not even give the false impression that you care enough to make sure someone hasn't been completely corrupted by the system.

Primary everyone. Always.
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week

Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I wish I could count on this being the plan, because it sucks but at least I get it.
maybe this is a bad take but feed people, get through Christmas, have the fact that Mike Johnson won’t hold the vote for subsidies be made crystal clear, name the Senators who vote against subsidies, fix the Ag Bill so SNAP stays funded, and shut it down again in January.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The two "we love money" parties agreeing on taking more of it for themselves is not necessarily breaking news.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
GOP lite worked okay in the late 90s, I guess. 😒
People need to understand that the best government we're ever getting in this country without a massive overhaul or revolution is GOP-lite. Anything to the left of that and the Dems and GOP will burn the country to the ground. It's been a class war since America's founding.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is also why there isn't constant coverage of the atrocities this administration is pulling off.

Money ruins everything.
Just 5 years ago there would be wall to wall coverage of these betting scandals but now those same channels are in bed with betting apps so it’s quiet as a mouse on these networks
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Mine is approaching: no Democrats.
My rule for Democrats is: fighters only
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
There should be constant autodialers hitting every senator's mailbox admonishing them for one thing or another. No one should ever be able to get through.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I wish I could believe they a) worked for me and b) could be fired.

Zero senators should be able to go out in public without being constantly bothered and harassed. The fact that some do is fascinating.
Please remember that your Senator is neither your friend, nor your enemy. They work for you. Call them and give them clear input. And don’t be afraid to tell them you’ll be supporting their next primary challenger if they don’t show a spine. They work for you. Threaten to fire them if you have to.
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM