geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him
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made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social
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flawless pike position
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
flawless pike position
truly how i am trying to be
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
truly how i am trying to be
to be clear i am talking to the cat here
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
to be clear i am talking to the cat here
i have experienced all three of these moments today buddy i feel you
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i have experienced all three of these moments today buddy i feel you
i mean if i were being a stickler i'd say i asked for pets and not old gods in the middle of phasing between planes but it is a cute one so i'll let it go
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i mean if i were being a stickler i'd say i asked for pets and not old gods in the middle of phasing between planes but it is a cute one so i'll let it go
that's right and don't you dare suggest otherwise
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
that's right and don't you dare suggest otherwise
crucial to match your pet's fashions
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
crucial to match your pet's fashions
lmao i feel like you reappear with a new identity completely at random. i am, well, self-soothing with pictures of strangers' pets, so you can make what inferences you like from that lol
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
lmao i feel like you reappear with a new identity completely at random. i am, well, self-soothing with pictures of strangers' pets, so you can make what inferences you like from that lol
ANGEL and also wait are you fka geoff goatman lol
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
ANGEL and also wait are you fka geoff goatman lol
i too. have a goblin that lives in my home
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
i too. have a goblin that lives in my home
i feel like i can hear the third one lol
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
i feel like i can hear the third one lol
profoundly compact, 11/10
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
profoundly compact, 11/10
i love u too marlowe please teach me the souls-looking thing
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i love u too marlowe please teach me the souls-looking thing
that's little a salami i have been reliably informed that small creatures can have little a salami as a treat. you would not ground her for this
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
that's little a salami i have been reliably informed that small creatures can have little a salami as a treat. you would not ground her for this
thank god i was extremely worried that lando did not love little peppers but lo and behold
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
thank god i was extremely worried that lando did not love little peppers but lo and behold
made me think of the werner herzog pokemon go quote but with pokemon crossed out for CHAIR but i am too lazy to make it
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
made me think of the werner herzog pokemon go quote but with pokemon crossed out for CHAIR but i am too lazy to make it
gasp. a sleeping beauty
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
gasp. a sleeping beauty
a stancemaster. a stance for every occasion
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
a stancemaster. a stance for every occasion
going to need to gauge the veracity of this moral judgment by petting their little heads
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
going to need to gauge the veracity of this moral judgment by petting their little heads
i am there right now too luci i needed those french fries for my mental health
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i am there right now too luci i needed those french fries for my mental health
an embarrassment of riches
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
an embarrassment of riches
and i know you complied. i know!!!
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
and i know you complied. i know!!!