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small duck energy
Pinned
Rear View Mirrors Smashed, Memories Erased, Past Infestations Dealt with Discreetly
inside you are blue wolves
Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
inside you are blue wolves
Eric is someone whose life story in its full arc and particularly how and when it ends, I'm somehow unable to learn, so that every time, it slaps me in the chops just as hard as if I never knew it at all
finally realised what picture yesterday's darning had been reminding me of when it turned up by chance later in the evening on screen in the S. Arts programme about Ravillious
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Eric is someone whose life story in its full arc and particularly how and when it ends, I'm somehow unable to learn, so that every time, it slaps me in the chops just as hard as if I never knew it at all
we're all only human eh
As you can see from pic on left - dicks are revered in Japanese culture
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
we're all only human eh
some rare pictures have leaked
@wildobliquities.bsky.social saw these & thought of you
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
some rare pictures have leaked
ummm I don't mean to panic anyone but it looks like it's going to start raining some time tonight, have a little break from it on Tuesday, start again, and then basically not stop until the 22nd of November
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
ummm I don't mean to panic anyone but it looks like it's going to start raining some time tonight, have a little break from it on Tuesday, start again, and then basically not stop until the 22nd of November
quests, jousting, having to put a tapestry tent round the bed because is SO FUCKING COLD IN HERE, proper winters that lasted from mid-september to april, no forks yet
Out this evening at the theatre. Intrigued to know what the middle-aged themes are.
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
quests, jousting, having to put a tapestry tent round the bed because is SO FUCKING COLD IN HERE, proper winters that lasted from mid-september to april, no forks yet
80/10 this world has legs
lots of 'em
lots of 'em
But as the months, years, eons pass, I begin to tire of the megacity politics: the Eye Council vs. the Dept. of the Egg, the Gossamer Guild sparring with the Halo of Flies. The young so beautiful, while my old carapace of prosoma becomes so weak.
But the megacity still has its delights.
But the megacity still has its delights.
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
80/10 this world has legs
lots of 'em
lots of 'em
Just reading page 123 of Tender, because I like to keep up with the latest releases. This is the most pretentious thing I have ever read about the kitchen, and god knows 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 a strong field. Nigel, I'd die for you
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just reading page 123 of Tender, because I like to keep up with the latest releases. This is the most pretentious thing I have ever read about the kitchen, and god knows 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 a strong field. Nigel, I'd die for you
Recently considered: squirrel or shark?
Squirrel, of course.
A squirrel could swim a bit.
But a shark would be absolutely 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 up a tree
The squirrel wins \o/
Squirrel, of course.
A squirrel could swim a bit.
But a shark would be absolutely 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 up a tree
The squirrel wins \o/
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Recently considered: squirrel or shark?
Squirrel, of course.
A squirrel could swim a bit.
But a shark would be absolutely 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 up a tree
The squirrel wins \o/
Squirrel, of course.
A squirrel could swim a bit.
But a shark would be absolutely 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 up a tree
The squirrel wins \o/
I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous
Oh, wonderful, we have to get these two together.
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous
Reposted by Grise l’Indécis
Here's part 2! (1/3)
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Here's part 2! (1/3)
150,000/10, no notes, get stuffed
just imagine. so very much of you is screaming NO, but enough of you is curious enough to tip your caving hat back, adjust the light, reach forwards, and breach the fine, yet somehow still resistant gossamer of the city's outer walls. at first, nothing happens. then,
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
150,000/10, no notes, get stuffed
what absolute nonsense.
everyone knows where they live. lamp posts (half way up)
everyone knows where they live. lamp posts (half way up)
According to some Flemish folktales, ghosts live in trees. In one story, nobody dared to go near a pile of rotten tree trunks because it was said to bite and chew. In another, you could only pass a particular tree if you made the sign of the cross first.
#PhantomsFriday
#PhantomsFriday
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
what absolute nonsense.
everyone knows where they live. lamp posts (half way up)
everyone knows where they live. lamp posts (half way up)
yesyes I know but keep your logic to yourself and just pretend ok
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
yesyes I know but keep your logic to yourself and just pretend ok
tried to do some research on this because I like to be helpful and anyway long story short, now I'm banned from the library AND the woods :(
#CandleSky
Dear Bluesky people who like candles,
At this time of year I like to burn a candle that smells of log fires, burning leaves and old libraries.
Can you recommend a candle that's cheaper than Dyptique Feu De Bois (below) but better than those shitty Etsy soy candles that smell of soap.
Dear Bluesky people who like candles,
At this time of year I like to burn a candle that smells of log fires, burning leaves and old libraries.
Can you recommend a candle that's cheaper than Dyptique Feu De Bois (below) but better than those shitty Etsy soy candles that smell of soap.
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
tried to do some research on this because I like to be helpful and anyway long story short, now I'm banned from the library AND the woods :(
just like a border collie in a lift, beautiful on a number of levels
For my 8th Birthday my parents took me to Pizza Hut. Going home, I found a fork in my coat pocket. I thought I'd be in trouble so I hid it with the forks at home. I'm now 35 and live a way away, but I recently ate my Dinner with it while back visiting. Parents still don't know.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
just like a border collie in a lift, beautiful on a number of levels
oh no whoops
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
oh no whoops
how gordon's skydiving instructor got him through his first-go nerves
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
how gordon's skydiving instructor got him through his first-go nerves
absurdly pleasing likes escalation hahahahaha
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
absurdly pleasing likes escalation hahahahaha
THE most delicious crab clickbait, better than slightly off chicken tied to a string and dangled in the water by some rocks on an incoming tide. because it allowed just enough misreading for me to think it was an island RUN by crabs. and now obviously I'm going to be very happy thinking about that
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
THE most delicious crab clickbait, better than slightly off chicken tied to a string and dangled in the water by some rocks on an incoming tide. because it allowed just enough misreading for me to think it was an island RUN by crabs. and now obviously I'm going to be very happy thinking about that
the sky's on fire THE SKY'S ON FIRE
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the sky's on fire THE SKY'S ON FIRE
HU無MENT
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Hey buddy that sounds pretty tough, have you tried dipping some tortilla chips into leftover onion gravy about it
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hey buddy that sounds pretty tough, have you tried dipping some tortilla chips into leftover onion gravy about it
Oh christ, just had that awful realisation, you know the one. All that weird shit that's always happening in space is happening right now, isn't it.
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Oh christ, just had that awful realisation, you know the one. All that weird shit that's always happening in space is happening right now, isn't it.