Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
@maxbrockbank.com
Happily-married dad & Santa lookalike. Cat lackey. ½ US, ½ UK, 💯% EU. Liberal & a Democrat (LibDem). Ex-Tabloid hack, now dabbles in SEO (See @BigInSEO.Bsky.social)
I do sarcasm. A lot.
I block MAGA + all other zealots + bots.
Don't be a dick!
I do sarcasm. A lot.
I block MAGA + all other zealots + bots.
Don't be a dick!
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Boo hoo. Dyson bought a Norfolk County Council School residential visits site - gave it to his old “private” school. His ilk care little for others.
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Boo hoo. Dyson bought a Norfolk County Council School residential visits site - gave it to his old “private” school. His ilk care little for others.
Not that I was listening but I hear James Dyson told the Today programme he may not be able to pass his business down to his children because of Rachel Reeves’s inheritance tax changes.
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December 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Not that I was listening but I hear James Dyson told the Today programme he may not be able to pass his business down to his children because of Rachel Reeves’s inheritance tax changes.
Uber turning up? A Xmas miracle.
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Uber turning up? A Xmas miracle.
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I have not eaten
the chocolates
that were
under the tree
and which
you were probably
saving
for the guests
Forgive me
I haven't the faintest
Idea where
They are
the chocolates
that were
under the tree
and which
you were probably
saving
for the guests
Forgive me
I haven't the faintest
Idea where
They are
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I have not eaten
the chocolates
that were
under the tree
and which
you were probably
saving
for the guests
Forgive me
I haven't the faintest
Idea where
They are
the chocolates
that were
under the tree
and which
you were probably
saving
for the guests
Forgive me
I haven't the faintest
Idea where
They are
Social Media "influencers".
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Social Media "influencers".
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All that testing that the adds pushed year ago, is to make sure they break down just out of guarantee. Every Dyson product that I bought, in the past, broke down within months of the guarantee running out. They’re overpriced crap. Lesson learned the hard way, never will buy another.
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
All that testing that the adds pushed year ago, is to make sure they break down just out of guarantee. Every Dyson product that I bought, in the past, broke down within months of the guarantee running out. They’re overpriced crap. Lesson learned the hard way, never will buy another.
How are things so bad if we’re out performing Japan and France?
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
How are things so bad if we’re out performing Japan and France?
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Today is the anniversary of the collapse of the Soviet Union. Let’s hope history repeats itself with its successor.
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Today is the anniversary of the collapse of the Soviet Union. Let’s hope history repeats itself with its successor.
Xmas cheer from King Donald the Mad!
"Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump" December 25, 2025
"Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump" December 25, 2025
December 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Xmas cheer from King Donald the Mad!
"Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump" December 25, 2025
"Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump" December 25, 2025
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I can't believe anyone buys Dyson.
I've used them at clients houses in the past after building work and usually give up. They are utterly utterly hopeless. Awful design, awful plastics, horrid ergonomics, low performance.
I've used them at clients houses in the past after building work and usually give up. They are utterly utterly hopeless. Awful design, awful plastics, horrid ergonomics, low performance.
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I can't believe anyone buys Dyson.
I've used them at clients houses in the past after building work and usually give up. They are utterly utterly hopeless. Awful design, awful plastics, horrid ergonomics, low performance.
I've used them at clients houses in the past after building work and usually give up. They are utterly utterly hopeless. Awful design, awful plastics, horrid ergonomics, low performance.
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Why don't they just let the hounds chase Jeremy Clarkson? Pretty sure he must have a fairly pungent live scent.
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Why don't they just let the hounds chase Jeremy Clarkson? Pretty sure he must have a fairly pungent live scent.
Deform UK Ltd may be fading in the polls overall, but the latest YouGov polling shows them favoured by C2-Es - skilled to unskilled manual workers.
In recent years - the Brexit referendum excepted - this group has been less likely to vote.
No-one should rely on that trend.
In recent years - the Brexit referendum excepted - this group has been less likely to vote.
No-one should rely on that trend.
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Deform UK Ltd may be fading in the polls overall, but the latest YouGov polling shows them favoured by C2-Es - skilled to unskilled manual workers.
In recent years - the Brexit referendum excepted - this group has been less likely to vote.
No-one should rely on that trend.
In recent years - the Brexit referendum excepted - this group has been less likely to vote.
No-one should rely on that trend.
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😜
I wonder what his hourly rate is now?
I wonder what his hourly rate is now?
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
😜
I wonder what his hourly rate is now?
I wonder what his hourly rate is now?
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Freedom of movement for me but not for thee.
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Freedom of movement for me but not for thee.
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I caught some of it. Sickening narcissist.
"wants to do what's right" - far right though of course he didn't say that or mention taking his factories abroad for cheaper labour but keeping prices for his crap high.
"wants to do what's right" - far right though of course he didn't say that or mention taking his factories abroad for cheaper labour but keeping prices for his crap high.
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I caught some of it. Sickening narcissist.
"wants to do what's right" - far right though of course he didn't say that or mention taking his factories abroad for cheaper labour but keeping prices for his crap high.
"wants to do what's right" - far right though of course he didn't say that or mention taking his factories abroad for cheaper labour but keeping prices for his crap high.
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Her one sentence and he was moaning about a planning application.
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Her one sentence and he was moaning about a planning application.
First with the news. Not even 10 past seven in the morning and GeeBeebies have already declared Boxing Day Sales a washout. It's all Angela Reeves's fault!
Wankers.
Wankers.
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
First with the news. Not even 10 past seven in the morning and GeeBeebies have already declared Boxing Day Sales a washout. It's all Angela Reeves's fault!
Wankers.
Wankers.
Want some salve for that 🔥🔥🔥
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Want some salve for that 🔥🔥🔥
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They also blow
up - at least the two I had before o knew any better did 🔥
up - at least the two I had before o knew any better did 🔥
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
They also blow
up - at least the two I had before o knew any better did 🔥
up - at least the two I had before o knew any better did 🔥
This is 💯 correct. The only thing that will feature his name in the future is a massive anti-corruption act.
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
This is 💯 correct. The only thing that will feature his name in the future is a massive anti-corruption act.
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Ended 8 wars (?!?) but started WW3
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Ended 8 wars (?!?) but started WW3
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Fuck Dyson and his shitty vacuum cleaners and his Brexit and his offshoring, wanker.
December 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Fuck Dyson and his shitty vacuum cleaners and his Brexit and his offshoring, wanker.