The Original Cry Wanker
@andyking.bsky.social
"Fucking wanker, fucking bastard, fucking cunt", Dr Michael Woodley 2003.
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Stalked attacked fought.
Patrick King
Paul Ibottson
Cunts
Thief's steal lick
Privilege
Stalked attacked fought.
Patrick King
Paul Ibottson
Cunts
Thief's steal lick
Privilege
Sometimes the enemy of your enemy isn't your friend, just an opportunistic sack of shit.
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sometimes the enemy of your enemy isn't your friend, just an opportunistic sack of shit.
California:
A) they're full of shit
B) you don't need them
I'd pay, if we're a resident of California, to get rid of these fucking ghouls
A) they're full of shit
B) you don't need them
I'd pay, if we're a resident of California, to get rid of these fucking ghouls
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
California:
A) they're full of shit
B) you don't need them
I'd pay, if we're a resident of California, to get rid of these fucking ghouls
A) they're full of shit
B) you don't need them
I'd pay, if we're a resident of California, to get rid of these fucking ghouls
Unfortunately lots of EV manufacturers are moving towards (in some cases already have implemented a subscription business model) this ripoff, even after you've bought the car outright.
This will hold back getting rid of fossil fuel vehicles.
We need way more, & far better, public transport in the UK
This will hold back getting rid of fossil fuel vehicles.
We need way more, & far better, public transport in the UK
the fact that you can avoid the licence fee doesn't make the bbc a subscription service.
im surprised to see ppl claiming that it does.
it's like if you had to pay ford £250 a year to drive on the roads and ppl saying 'well you dont have to pay ford anything if you just dont drive'.
im surprised to see ppl claiming that it does.
it's like if you had to pay ford £250 a year to drive on the roads and ppl saying 'well you dont have to pay ford anything if you just dont drive'.
December 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Unfortunately lots of EV manufacturers are moving towards (in some cases already have implemented a subscription business model) this ripoff, even after you've bought the car outright.
This will hold back getting rid of fossil fuel vehicles.
We need way more, & far better, public transport in the UK
This will hold back getting rid of fossil fuel vehicles.
We need way more, & far better, public transport in the UK
At the risk of sounding unreasonable: all barristers, lawyers and solicitors are cunts.
Lucky for me they're also professionals who I know won't hold this remark against me when I'm next caught and in need of their services.
Lucky for me they're also professionals who I know won't hold this remark against me when I'm next caught and in need of their services.
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
At the risk of sounding unreasonable: all barristers, lawyers and solicitors are cunts.
Lucky for me they're also professionals who I know won't hold this remark against me when I'm next caught and in need of their services.
Lucky for me they're also professionals who I know won't hold this remark against me when I'm next caught and in need of their services.
Best thing about Derek Trump right now? His hand necrosis has spread to leftie as well as rightie.
Added bonus: As someone who has had serious illness long term & required IV in my hand it's painful after a week. His has been going on for months.☺️
Yea yea I'm a right cunt.
Added bonus: As someone who has had serious illness long term & required IV in my hand it's painful after a week. His has been going on for months.☺️
Yea yea I'm a right cunt.
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Best thing about Derek Trump right now? His hand necrosis has spread to leftie as well as rightie.
Added bonus: As someone who has had serious illness long term & required IV in my hand it's painful after a week. His has been going on for months.☺️
Yea yea I'm a right cunt.
Added bonus: As someone who has had serious illness long term & required IV in my hand it's painful after a week. His has been going on for months.☺️
Yea yea I'm a right cunt.
Reposted by The Original Cry Wanker
At this time of the year, I'm simply trying to give my family a small sense of safety.
We're not asking for much—just for hearts that still believe that giving, even in small ways can make a real difference.
A simple donation, even £25 can mean:
🧒a child’s smile
❤️the feeling that we are not alone.
We're not asking for much—just for hearts that still believe that giving, even in small ways can make a real difference.
A simple donation, even £25 can mean:
🧒a child’s smile
❤️the feeling that we are not alone.
December 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
At this time of the year, I'm simply trying to give my family a small sense of safety.
We're not asking for much—just for hearts that still believe that giving, even in small ways can make a real difference.
A simple donation, even £25 can mean:
🧒a child’s smile
❤️the feeling that we are not alone.
We're not asking for much—just for hearts that still believe that giving, even in small ways can make a real difference.
A simple donation, even £25 can mean:
🧒a child’s smile
❤️the feeling that we are not alone.
I'll be very surprised if Zelensky believes President fraudster paedophile rapist Trump's word is worth anything
December 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I'll be very surprised if Zelensky believes President fraudster paedophile rapist Trump's word is worth anything
I've even heard tell the majority of US citizens despise President fraudster paedophile rapist Trump too...
Donald Trump is unpopular in Europe, according to the new POLITICO Poll.
Even among the supporters of right-wing populist parties he sees as allies.
Even among the supporters of right-wing populist parties he sees as allies.
Trump is unpopular in Europe — even among right-wing populist supporters, POLITICO Poll shows
The US president gets favorable views from only about a third of people who support the parties Trump wants to see win power in France and Germany.
www.politico.eu
December 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I've even heard tell the majority of US citizens despise President fraudster paedophile rapist Trump too...
The BBC had a brief period when it wasn't a ruling class mouthpiece but David Cameron reinstated far right Tory tossers at the top.
Fuck Aunty dead.
Fuck Aunty dead.
The BBC tells the story of Britain in a way Netflix simply cannot. In the year to come, please remember that | Tony Hall
The BBC tells the story of Britain in a way Netflix simply cannot. In the year to come, please remember that | Tony Hall
I love many shows on the streaming channels, but the BBC is our storyteller. It defines a nation and its culture – and we must defend it, says former BBC director general Tony Hall
www.theguardian.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The BBC had a brief period when it wasn't a ruling class mouthpiece but David Cameron reinstated far right Tory tossers at the top.
Fuck Aunty dead.
Fuck Aunty dead.
MPs opposing Reform UK and that absolute turd Nigel Farage should be highlighting his friendship with President rapist fraudster paedophile Trump continually. It's such an obvious line of attack, buck your ideas up.
European opinions of King Donald the Mad (YouGov)
UK: 72% unfavorable
Denmark: 91% unfavorable
France: 77% unfavorable
Germany: 79% unfavorable
Italy: 68% unfavorable
Spain: 80% unfavorable
"America was once the laughing stock of the world but now I'm President, it's never been more respected".
UK: 72% unfavorable
Denmark: 91% unfavorable
France: 77% unfavorable
Germany: 79% unfavorable
Italy: 68% unfavorable
Spain: 80% unfavorable
"America was once the laughing stock of the world but now I'm President, it's never been more respected".
December 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
MPs opposing Reform UK and that absolute turd Nigel Farage should be highlighting his friendship with President rapist fraudster paedophile Trump continually. It's such an obvious line of attack, buck your ideas up.
Checked emails, far less sort, answer and/or bin than I expected. Seems most people are happy to write off today & tomorrow and make a lazy week of it. Yay for British half-arsedness!
December 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Checked emails, far less sort, answer and/or bin than I expected. Seems most people are happy to write off today & tomorrow and make a lazy week of it. Yay for British half-arsedness!
Mark is talking out of his arse.
The level of care you get in the UK far outstrips that of the US, specialists inc.
I'm not saying this to gloat. It just shocks me the costs US citizens accept and being ripped off. Healthcare IS a right.
UK citizens don't gi bankrupt getting healthcare.
#FreeLuigi
The level of care you get in the UK far outstrips that of the US, specialists inc.
I'm not saying this to gloat. It just shocks me the costs US citizens accept and being ripped off. Healthcare IS a right.
UK citizens don't gi bankrupt getting healthcare.
#FreeLuigi
December 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Mark is talking out of his arse.
The level of care you get in the UK far outstrips that of the US, specialists inc.
I'm not saying this to gloat. It just shocks me the costs US citizens accept and being ripped off. Healthcare IS a right.
UK citizens don't gi bankrupt getting healthcare.
#FreeLuigi
The level of care you get in the UK far outstrips that of the US, specialists inc.
I'm not saying this to gloat. It just shocks me the costs US citizens accept and being ripped off. Healthcare IS a right.
UK citizens don't gi bankrupt getting healthcare.
#FreeLuigi
I fell asleep on the sofa, just woke up. Now I get to go to bed. Two sleep Sunday!
a cartoon of homer simpson licking a meat grinder with the words gobbling written below him
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson licking a meat grinder with the words gobbling written below him
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I fell asleep on the sofa, just woke up. Now I get to go to bed. Two sleep Sunday!
Me. In the morning. Inner dialogue. In repeat.
youtu.be/Yfl39TqdI28?...
youtu.be/Yfl39TqdI28?...
Samurai Jack Talks With His Past Self(Season 5)
YouTube video by Open Project
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me. In the morning. Inner dialogue. In repeat.
youtu.be/Yfl39TqdI28?...
youtu.be/Yfl39TqdI28?...
Trump, were the US to be invaded, would have decamped his administration to a safe country from which to "run" the country while others died. Fraudster rapist paedophiles aren't renowned for bravery.
The filth is coward writ large.
The filth is coward writ large.
Zelenskyy has become one of the world’s greatest heroes. — That’s eating Trump alive.
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Trump, were the US to be invaded, would have decamped his administration to a safe country from which to "run" the country while others died. Fraudster rapist paedophiles aren't renowned for bravery.
The filth is coward writ large.
The filth is coward writ large.
Zelensky is fighting for the survival of his country.
What was said between him and President rapist fraudster peadophile Trump today won't change that.
European leaders hang your heads in shame for the milquetoast committment you show to Ukraine.
#FuckTrump
#FuckMAGA
#FuckPutin
What was said between him and President rapist fraudster peadophile Trump today won't change that.
European leaders hang your heads in shame for the milquetoast committment you show to Ukraine.
#FuckTrump
#FuckMAGA
#FuckPutin
December 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Zelensky is fighting for the survival of his country.
What was said between him and President rapist fraudster peadophile Trump today won't change that.
European leaders hang your heads in shame for the milquetoast committment you show to Ukraine.
#FuckTrump
#FuckMAGA
#FuckPutin
What was said between him and President rapist fraudster peadophile Trump today won't change that.
European leaders hang your heads in shame for the milquetoast committment you show to Ukraine.
#FuckTrump
#FuckMAGA
#FuckPutin
Without wishing to sound unpleasant whichever four year old cunt at Google AI decided to inflict my TL with watermelon elephants needs kicking in the crotch til.they spit blood.
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Without wishing to sound unpleasant whichever four year old cunt at Google AI decided to inflict my TL with watermelon elephants needs kicking in the crotch til.they spit blood.
Just re-watched. 23/10 must see. Tim Roth is brilliant
youtu.be/xyNVTkemjgQ?...
youtu.be/xyNVTkemjgQ?...
The Hit [1984] Official Trailer
YouTube video by HanWay Films
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just re-watched. 23/10 must see. Tim Roth is brilliant
youtu.be/xyNVTkemjgQ?...
youtu.be/xyNVTkemjgQ?...
Tbh the really sad thing was the Pelosi' of this world being willing party to a corrupt system they thought they could keep in check.
Pelosi: "January 6 was really sad in itself. But the sorrow of it also springs from the fact that this president is trying to rewrite history."
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Tbh the really sad thing was the Pelosi' of this world being willing party to a corrupt system they thought they could keep in check.
Any artist that performed at any venue with a paedophiles name on it isn't worthy of being called an artist
"Any artist cancelling their show at the Trump Kennedy Center over political differences isn't courageous or principled—they are selfish, intolerant, and have failed to meet the basic duty of a public artist: to perform for all people"- Kennedy Center spokesperson Roma Daravi
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
www.npr.org
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Any artist that performed at any venue with a paedophiles name on it isn't worthy of being called an artist
It's great that new players are joining a 8+ year old game, Star Wars Battlefront II, but good Christ would it kill you to go and watch some tutorials on YT first? Find out what objectives are, how to defend and take them?
Andy, they're like 8 years old fresh from Roblox.
Yea, I hate the cunts too
Andy, they're like 8 years old fresh from Roblox.
Yea, I hate the cunts too
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It's great that new players are joining a 8+ year old game, Star Wars Battlefront II, but good Christ would it kill you to go and watch some tutorials on YT first? Find out what objectives are, how to defend and take them?
Andy, they're like 8 years old fresh from Roblox.
Yea, I hate the cunts too
Andy, they're like 8 years old fresh from Roblox.
Yea, I hate the cunts too
Oooooh this seems like a fun game!
From Fred and Rose West to Richard Tice and Isabelle Oakeshott.
From Harold Shipman to Nigel Farage.
From Fred and Rose West to Richard Tice and Isabelle Oakeshott.
From Harold Shipman to Nigel Farage.
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Oooooh this seems like a fun game!
From Fred and Rose West to Richard Tice and Isabelle Oakeshott.
From Harold Shipman to Nigel Farage.
From Fred and Rose West to Richard Tice and Isabelle Oakeshott.
From Harold Shipman to Nigel Farage.
Overpriced service, with ads, where even when you buy a show it can, and often does, disappear?
December 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Overpriced service, with ads, where even when you buy a show it can, and often does, disappear?
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This made me chuckle. The board of the Kennedy Center didn't register the domain names.
I'm sure The Epstein Dancers will be popular.
I'm sure The Epstein Dancers will be popular.
December 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
This made me chuckle. The board of the Kennedy Center didn't register the domain names.
I'm sure The Epstein Dancers will be popular.
I'm sure The Epstein Dancers will be popular.
Churches unsure on how to respond to hate grifter Tommy Robinson claiming to have found Jesus in prison: crucify him.
December 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Churches unsure on how to respond to hate grifter Tommy Robinson claiming to have found Jesus in prison: crucify him.