The Original Cry-Wanker™
@andyking.bsky.social
"Fucking wanker, fucking bastard, fucking cunt", Dr Michael Woodley 2003.
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I'm really unimpressed with oval office Trump supporters lack of commitment and will.
Opening their wrists at his feet on live TV is the bar fallen short of. You're in the presence of a, barely, living god.
Jump to.
Ululating.
Opening their wrists at his feet on live TV is the bar fallen short of. You're in the presence of a, barely, living god.
Jump to.
Ululating.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm really unimpressed with oval office Trump supporters lack of commitment and will.
Opening their wrists at his feet on live TV is the bar fallen short of. You're in the presence of a, barely, living god.
Jump to.
Ululating.
Opening their wrists at his feet on live TV is the bar fallen short of. You're in the presence of a, barely, living god.
Jump to.
Ululating.
Did Charlie's spirit from beyond enter Donald to grab a slice of poor tortured grieving widow Erika?
Ectoplasm all over the shop. $2000 worth of warm oozing Christian goo all fucking over it.
MAGAgnets.
MAGAgnetism.
Ectoplasm all over the shop. $2000 worth of warm oozing Christian goo all fucking over it.
MAGAgnets.
MAGAgnetism.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Did Charlie's spirit from beyond enter Donald to grab a slice of poor tortured grieving widow Erika?
Ectoplasm all over the shop. $2000 worth of warm oozing Christian goo all fucking over it.
MAGAgnets.
MAGAgnetism.
Ectoplasm all over the shop. $2000 worth of warm oozing Christian goo all fucking over it.
MAGAgnets.
MAGAgnetism.
When the BBC directly attacks LGBTQ+ don't come looking for my sympathy.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
When the BBC directly attacks LGBTQ+ don't come looking for my sympathy.
The odds are it will work.
Our Gov is already in thrall, beholden and toothless in the face of billionaire owned media.
I hope I'm wrong but don't believe our judges will come to the rescue.
Our Gov is already in thrall, beholden and toothless in the face of billionaire owned media.
I hope I'm wrong but don't believe our judges will come to the rescue.
Trump is threatening to sue the BBC for $1 billion over the documentary about him.
Trying to control a media outlet by bullying. Worked in the US where all the craven media capitulated. Will it work in the UK?
Trying to control a media outlet by bullying. Worked in the US where all the craven media capitulated. Will it work in the UK?
BBC Trump scandal - latest: US president threatens to sue for $1 billion over misleading speech edit - Yahoo News UK
The BBC has apologised for an "error of judgement" that led to the resignation of two senior executives.
uk.news.yahoo.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The odds are it will work.
Our Gov is already in thrall, beholden and toothless in the face of billionaire owned media.
I hope I'm wrong but don't believe our judges will come to the rescue.
Our Gov is already in thrall, beholden and toothless in the face of billionaire owned media.
I hope I'm wrong but don't believe our judges will come to the rescue.
The whole idea a court can rule on who you can partner with is ridiculous
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The whole idea a court can rule on who you can partner with is ridiculous
Got so much love and respect for those turning out and giving ICE shit. They're fascists who deserve it all.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Got so much love and respect for those turning out and giving ICE shit. They're fascists who deserve it all.
When you're one the richest twats in existence but wear Hitler youth haircuts, badly.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
When you're one the richest twats in existence but wear Hitler youth haircuts, badly.
When the living fuck is the land of litigation and lawyers gonna take that rancid, whigged up, morbidly obese, serial rapist and fraudster, tiny handed, mushroom cocked cunt Trump to the fucking cleaners for attacking US citizens?
You fucks are supposedly good at this law for money shit.
You fucks are supposedly good at this law for money shit.
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When the living fuck is the land of litigation and lawyers gonna take that rancid, whigged up, morbidly obese, serial rapist and fraudster, tiny handed, mushroom cocked cunt Trump to the fucking cleaners for attacking US citizens?
You fucks are supposedly good at this law for money shit.
You fucks are supposedly good at this law for money shit.
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Our entire political conversation - under a labour government - has taken a huge shift to the right.
We can't let this be normalised.
leftfootforward.org/2025/11/excl...
We can't let this be normalised.
leftfootforward.org/2025/11/excl...
EXCLUSIVE: Zack Polanski and Jeremy Corbyn slam Rupert Lowe’s ‘utterly repulsive’, and ‘deeply un-British’ social media comments
'Beyond disgusting'
leftfootforward.org
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Our entire political conversation - under a labour government - has taken a huge shift to the right.
We can't let this be normalised.
leftfootforward.org/2025/11/excl...
We can't let this be normalised.
leftfootforward.org/2025/11/excl...
Nah
Fuck the BBC
Aunty can get in the sea
Fuck the BBC
Aunty can get in the sea
If you've ever needed a reason to rally behind the BBC then this is it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Nah
Fuck the BBC
Aunty can get in the sea
Fuck the BBC
Aunty can get in the sea
Everyday that the world's leaders refuse to call out the Trump fascist regime is one that shames them and us all.
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Everyday that the world's leaders refuse to call out the Trump fascist regime is one that shames them and us all.
The state funeral attendees of that Derek Trump will be a proper who's who of cunts.
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The state funeral attendees of that Derek Trump will be a proper who's who of cunts.
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Reposted by The Original Cry-Wanker™
When science is understandable, we all win. I've started a national petition calling on all institutions of higher education, and their accreditors, to require science communication and public engagement training for all STEM degrees. Share and sign today, it only takes a few seconds: bit.ly/3LbnfHB
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When science is understandable, we all win. I've started a national petition calling on all institutions of higher education, and their accreditors, to require science communication and public engagement training for all STEM degrees. Share and sign today, it only takes a few seconds: bit.ly/3LbnfHB
Cold
Roll oats
Boke
Roll oats
Boke
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Cold
Roll oats
Boke
Roll oats
Boke
Monday dancing
Badly surly
Badly surly
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Monday dancing
Badly surly
Badly surly
Hannibal Lecter
Disdainful boss
Disdainful boss
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hannibal Lecter
Disdainful boss
Disdainful boss
Lead me through tutorial
Burning field of wheat
Fleet of foot
Ya fucks
Youz shit
Burning field of wheat
Fleet of foot
Ya fucks
Youz shit
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lead me through tutorial
Burning field of wheat
Fleet of foot
Ya fucks
Youz shit
Burning field of wheat
Fleet of foot
Ya fucks
Youz shit
Current status: breaking into a data center and pissing on the cables.
That's right techie, your hands my waste products
That's right techie, your hands my waste products
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Current status: breaking into a data center and pissing on the cables.
That's right techie, your hands my waste products
That's right techie, your hands my waste products
This. Is. Sparta.
Sparta was a state that existed, to a pretty large extent, via slavery AND had little problem with homosexuals. The far-right surface level lionisation of the state is historically devoid of meaningful interpretation.
Sparta was a state that existed, to a pretty large extent, via slavery AND had little problem with homosexuals. The far-right surface level lionisation of the state is historically devoid of meaningful interpretation.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This. Is. Sparta.
Sparta was a state that existed, to a pretty large extent, via slavery AND had little problem with homosexuals. The far-right surface level lionisation of the state is historically devoid of meaningful interpretation.
Sparta was a state that existed, to a pretty large extent, via slavery AND had little problem with homosexuals. The far-right surface level lionisation of the state is historically devoid of meaningful interpretation.
Best oblivious
Jumped tupp
Facebook enhanced
Civic engagement
Ssshhh
Kick monkey
Guiltless
Old yet live
Death denied slightly
Jumped tupp
Facebook enhanced
Civic engagement
Ssshhh
Kick monkey
Guiltless
Old yet live
Death denied slightly
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Best oblivious
Jumped tupp
Facebook enhanced
Civic engagement
Ssshhh
Kick monkey
Guiltless
Old yet live
Death denied slightly
Jumped tupp
Facebook enhanced
Civic engagement
Ssshhh
Kick monkey
Guiltless
Old yet live
Death denied slightly
Pontificating about which utterly compromised arse wipe will be the next Director General of the BBC is like wondering which holes in a biscuit would soak up the most jizz.
Kill the BBC.
Rewrite laws so that OFCOM can fight billionaire owned media.
Pull your pants up to your nipples and dance.
Kill the BBC.
Rewrite laws so that OFCOM can fight billionaire owned media.
Pull your pants up to your nipples and dance.
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Pontificating about which utterly compromised arse wipe will be the next Director General of the BBC is like wondering which holes in a biscuit would soak up the most jizz.
Kill the BBC.
Rewrite laws so that OFCOM can fight billionaire owned media.
Pull your pants up to your nipples and dance.
Kill the BBC.
Rewrite laws so that OFCOM can fight billionaire owned media.
Pull your pants up to your nipples and dance.
The BBC, Aunty, has been since the beginning a propaganda tool.
Populated by public school cunts, most of them talentless smug twats.
It should Dodo.
Take that fee, freed from plumb voiced mediocrity, and rework OFCOM to regulate the fascism being injected by Tech Bruhs into the vein of my inhumane.
Populated by public school cunts, most of them talentless smug twats.
It should Dodo.
Take that fee, freed from plumb voiced mediocrity, and rework OFCOM to regulate the fascism being injected by Tech Bruhs into the vein of my inhumane.
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The BBC, Aunty, has been since the beginning a propaganda tool.
Populated by public school cunts, most of them talentless smug twats.
It should Dodo.
Take that fee, freed from plumb voiced mediocrity, and rework OFCOM to regulate the fascism being injected by Tech Bruhs into the vein of my inhumane.
Populated by public school cunts, most of them talentless smug twats.
It should Dodo.
Take that fee, freed from plumb voiced mediocrity, and rework OFCOM to regulate the fascism being injected by Tech Bruhs into the vein of my inhumane.
I don't need to be more welcoming, forgiving or understanding.
If you voted Brexitwat you're a literal monkey.
Die.
Pissface.
If you voted Brexitwat you're a literal monkey.
Die.
Pissface.
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don't need to be more welcoming, forgiving or understanding.
If you voted Brexitwat you're a literal monkey.
Die.
Pissface.
If you voted Brexitwat you're a literal monkey.
Die.
Pissface.