The Original Cry-Wanker™
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"Fucking wanker, fucking bastard, fucking cunt", Dr Michael Woodley 2003.
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You'll notice this is the reasoning of abusers. That's not a coincidence.
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
It's a joke.
It's a game.
Nobody has done anything.
You're mad and imagining it.
You must have done something to deserve this.
You're no good.
It's normal behaviour.
It's over now.
You have to move on.
You've only yourself to blame.
We love you.
Come back to us.
The abusers song, on rinse & repeat.
It's a game.
Nobody has done anything.
You're mad and imagining it.
You must have done something to deserve this.
You're no good.
It's normal behaviour.
It's over now.
You have to move on.
You've only yourself to blame.
We love you.
Come back to us.
The abusers song, on rinse & repeat.
Netflix are said to be making The Epstein Files show & are in talks with Ant Middleton to play Jeffrey.
A St Bernard dogshit, after a month long diet of carrot, covered in mould will play paedophile President Trump.
Nick Minaji will play Ghislaine Maxwell.
A live MAGA audience will provide laughter.
A St Bernard dogshit, after a month long diet of carrot, covered in mould will play paedophile President Trump.
Nick Minaji will play Ghislaine Maxwell.
A live MAGA audience will provide laughter.
February 18, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Netflix are said to be making The Epstein Files show & are in talks with Ant Middleton to play Jeffrey.
A St Bernard dogshit, after a month long diet of carrot, covered in mould will play paedophile President Trump.
Nick Minaji will play Ghislaine Maxwell.
A live MAGA audience will provide laughter.
A St Bernard dogshit, after a month long diet of carrot, covered in mould will play paedophile President Trump.
Nick Minaji will play Ghislaine Maxwell.
A live MAGA audience will provide laughter.
Reform UK voters: Nigel Farage, found in the Epstein files, wants private health care for the UK.
Get cancer: lose your home.
Having a baby: £100k.
Insulin: £ hundreds per month. Haven't got the money? Fuck you, die.
Don't let the sick U.S. system of corporate profit before people come here.
Get cancer: lose your home.
Having a baby: £100k.
Insulin: £ hundreds per month. Haven't got the money? Fuck you, die.
Don't let the sick U.S. system of corporate profit before people come here.
Today, I'm proud to announce that we've erased over $1.1 billion in medical debt for more than half a million Illinoisans.
No one should be forced to choose between life-saving care and feeding their families.
Stay tuned for more news on affordability in Illinois tomorrow.
No one should be forced to choose between life-saving care and feeding their families.
Stay tuned for more news on affordability in Illinois tomorrow.
February 18, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Reform UK voters: Nigel Farage, found in the Epstein files, wants private health care for the UK.
Get cancer: lose your home.
Having a baby: £100k.
Insulin: £ hundreds per month. Haven't got the money? Fuck you, die.
Don't let the sick U.S. system of corporate profit before people come here.
Get cancer: lose your home.
Having a baby: £100k.
Insulin: £ hundreds per month. Haven't got the money? Fuck you, die.
Don't let the sick U.S. system of corporate profit before people come here.
Seeing a lot of "How to talk to Reform voters".
Get. Fucked.
It is not liberal coded to say if you vote without looking at who you are voting for and what they intend to do in power then you're a Brexitwat.
Get. Fucked.
It is not liberal coded to say if you vote without looking at who you are voting for and what they intend to do in power then you're a Brexitwat.
a man is holding a baseball bat on his shoulder and walking towards a.
Alt: a man is holding a baseball bat on his shoulder and walking towards a kneeling Nazi.
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Seeing a lot of "How to talk to Reform voters".
Get. Fucked.
It is not liberal coded to say if you vote without looking at who you are voting for and what they intend to do in power then you're a Brexitwat.
Get. Fucked.
It is not liberal coded to say if you vote without looking at who you are voting for and what they intend to do in power then you're a Brexitwat.
Back into weather warning territory. Blanket out legs wrapped, wooly hat on & double fleeced with hoodie up.
Toasty.
If you were one of them weirdos like, and buttered me, it'd be like molten rivers of dairy products rushing over this Niagara Falls of an old man.
Pretty messy.
Ya filthy freak.
Toasty.
If you were one of them weirdos like, and buttered me, it'd be like molten rivers of dairy products rushing over this Niagara Falls of an old man.
Pretty messy.
Ya filthy freak.
February 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Back into weather warning territory. Blanket out legs wrapped, wooly hat on & double fleeced with hoodie up.
Toasty.
If you were one of them weirdos like, and buttered me, it'd be like molten rivers of dairy products rushing over this Niagara Falls of an old man.
Pretty messy.
Ya filthy freak.
Toasty.
If you were one of them weirdos like, and buttered me, it'd be like molten rivers of dairy products rushing over this Niagara Falls of an old man.
Pretty messy.
Ya filthy freak.
An AI film maker pacing around a small room with increasing desperation for an idea that they can "make" by typing prompts into AI. The harder they think the further any idea is. Tragically their heart gives out from stress, they're buried & as the camera lingers on the grave a flower sprouts.
FIN.
FIN.
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
An AI film maker pacing around a small room with increasing desperation for an idea that they can "make" by typing prompts into AI. The harder they think the further any idea is. Tragically their heart gives out from stress, they're buried & as the camera lingers on the grave a flower sprouts.
FIN.
FIN.
Reposted by The Original Cry-Wanker™
"We look after each other and we work hard."
Hannah Spencer providing the antidote to Reform's hate and division in the BBC Gorton and Denton by-election debate 💪
Hannah Spencer providing the antidote to Reform's hate and division in the BBC Gorton and Denton by-election debate 💪
February 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
"We look after each other and we work hard."
Hannah Spencer providing the antidote to Reform's hate and division in the BBC Gorton and Denton by-election debate 💪
Hannah Spencer providing the antidote to Reform's hate and division in the BBC Gorton and Denton by-election debate 💪
I rode a Fire Horse, in Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare.
February 17, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I rode a Fire Horse, in Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare.
My Reform UK Insider say all is not well at HQ between Jenrick & Goodwin who vie for the attention & affections of Farage.
Nigel punches Robert in the groin saying "Alright cock nobber."
Matt & Nigel regularly share a bag of KP dry roasted.
If Goodwin gets elected this shit will heat up even more
Nigel punches Robert in the groin saying "Alright cock nobber."
Matt & Nigel regularly share a bag of KP dry roasted.
If Goodwin gets elected this shit will heat up even more
February 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
My Reform UK Insider say all is not well at HQ between Jenrick & Goodwin who vie for the attention & affections of Farage.
Nigel punches Robert in the groin saying "Alright cock nobber."
Matt & Nigel regularly share a bag of KP dry roasted.
If Goodwin gets elected this shit will heat up even more
Nigel punches Robert in the groin saying "Alright cock nobber."
Matt & Nigel regularly share a bag of KP dry roasted.
If Goodwin gets elected this shit will heat up even more
My insider at Twitter tells me it is down because some insecure little hamfaced fascist asked Grok to generate a video of a million naked 10 year old girls telling him they'll love him forever.
So the Ket binge is going well, I guess.
So the Ket binge is going well, I guess.
February 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
My insider at Twitter tells me it is down because some insecure little hamfaced fascist asked Grok to generate a video of a million naked 10 year old girls telling him they'll love him forever.
So the Ket binge is going well, I guess.
So the Ket binge is going well, I guess.
Nigel Farage, Reform UK, is proud to present The Conservative Party reject Shadow Cabinet. Brought to you by global fascist money and the good peadophiles splattered all across the Epstein files.
Reform UK welcomes all the credulous cunts who voted Brexitwat because they already know you're thick af
Reform UK welcomes all the credulous cunts who voted Brexitwat because they already know you're thick af
February 17, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Nigel Farage, Reform UK, is proud to present The Conservative Party reject Shadow Cabinet. Brought to you by global fascist money and the good peadophiles splattered all across the Epstein files.
Reform UK welcomes all the credulous cunts who voted Brexitwat because they already know you're thick af
Reform UK welcomes all the credulous cunts who voted Brexitwat because they already know you're thick af
RIP Jesse Jackson
![The Rev. Jesse Jackson speaks on a radio broadcast from the headquarters of Operation PUSH, [People United to Save Humanity] at its annual convention. Chicago, July 1973.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vhbwdyfjkesbw2z5fg4i3p6e/bafkreicb6vkdalap47zqzwycngmci2kqshye7vpdhde2at65zygwmlqbt4@jpeg)
February 17, 2026 at 10:06 AM
RIP Jesse Jackson
THE funniest thing about Bannon advising Farage and Johnson is that it makes every Brexitwat voter a supporter of paedophilia.
February 17, 2026 at 4:21 AM
THE funniest thing about Bannon advising Farage and Johnson is that it makes every Brexitwat voter a supporter of paedophilia.
Reposted by The Original Cry-Wanker™
Blimey. Looks like Matt Goodwin, who seems to think the Handmaid's Tale is an instruction manual, is in the pay of an Orban think tank, funded by Russian oil money.
Orbán’s pay cheques: Reform candidate fuelled by profits from Russian oil
The Reform candidate at this month’s byelection claims he wants to put Britain first, but is he still on the payroll of Viktor Orbán’s far-right propaganda unit?
goodlaw.social
February 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Blimey. Looks like Matt Goodwin, who seems to think the Handmaid's Tale is an instruction manual, is in the pay of an Orban think tank, funded by Russian oil money.
Told you.
Canada invades Trump's fascist regime from the North, Mexico from the South while France & Britain lob a few nukes at Disney World.
EU land forces finish Putin.
Trump taken alive & publicly hanged by his heels at a gas station.
MAGA rounded up and mulched. It'll be the shitiest mulch ever
Canada invades Trump's fascist regime from the North, Mexico from the South while France & Britain lob a few nukes at Disney World.
EU land forces finish Putin.
Trump taken alive & publicly hanged by his heels at a gas station.
MAGA rounded up and mulched. It'll be the shitiest mulch ever
Canada is now the first non-European country to be granted a membership in SAFE. This is a gamechanger program that means Canada can rearm our Canadian Armed Forces members more effectively and scale up our defence industries with more contracts overseas.
February 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Told you.
Canada invades Trump's fascist regime from the North, Mexico from the South while France & Britain lob a few nukes at Disney World.
EU land forces finish Putin.
Trump taken alive & publicly hanged by his heels at a gas station.
MAGA rounded up and mulched. It'll be the shitiest mulch ever
Canada invades Trump's fascist regime from the North, Mexico from the South while France & Britain lob a few nukes at Disney World.
EU land forces finish Putin.
Trump taken alive & publicly hanged by his heels at a gas station.
MAGA rounded up and mulched. It'll be the shitiest mulch ever
Fav Robert Duvall role. Wrong answers only
a man is screaming in the air while holding a gun in a hockey game .
Alt: a man is screaming in the air while holding a gun in a hockey game (wtf who came up with this)
The baddie bowler, Ernie Mckracken, from KingPin is screaming in celebration after getting a strike
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Fav Robert Duvall role. Wrong answers only
My skeet history speaks for itself showing that I don't chat shit, but.. I heard from a relieable sauce that Nigel Farage, Reform UK, eats a curry and then pushes skittles up his arse so went he shits the next day he can shout "...its the rainbow of fruit flavour!" with sincere legitimacy.
February 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
My skeet history speaks for itself showing that I don't chat shit, but.. I heard from a relieable sauce that Nigel Farage, Reform UK, eats a curry and then pushes skittles up his arse so went he shits the next day he can shout "...its the rainbow of fruit flavour!" with sincere legitimacy.
Reposted by The Original Cry-Wanker™
Reform are always obsessively challenging others to debates.
But my invitation to debate Nigel Farage - leader to leader - still hasn’t been taken up.
What are they running from?
The Green Party will stop Reform.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
But my invitation to debate Nigel Farage - leader to leader - still hasn’t been taken up.
What are they running from?
The Green Party will stop Reform.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Join the Green Party
Join the Green Party from just £6 a year. Become a member today - join the only party standing up for people and planet.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
February 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Reform are always obsessively challenging others to debates.
But my invitation to debate Nigel Farage - leader to leader - still hasn’t been taken up.
What are they running from?
The Green Party will stop Reform.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
But my invitation to debate Nigel Farage - leader to leader - still hasn’t been taken up.
What are they running from?
The Green Party will stop Reform.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
I just spent minutes looking for my glasses and I already had them on.
The message was brought to you by twat.
The message was brought to you by twat.
February 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I just spent minutes looking for my glasses and I already had them on.
The message was brought to you by twat.
The message was brought to you by twat.
Matt Goodwin, Reform UK, only uses Matey bubble bath and sings their jingle at the top of his lungs until his fingers go wrinkly and the water is cold.
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Matt Goodwin, Reform UK, only uses Matey bubble bath and sings their jingle at the top of his lungs until his fingers go wrinkly and the water is cold.
RIP Robert Duvall
Below in Apocalypse Now playing Lt. Col. Kilgore
Below in Apocalypse Now playing Lt. Col. Kilgore
a man in a hat is sitting in the dirt with a caption that says if i say it 's safe to surf
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat and uniform is sitting in the dirt with a caption that says if i say it 's safe to surf
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
RIP Robert Duvall
Below in Apocalypse Now playing Lt. Col. Kilgore
Below in Apocalypse Now playing Lt. Col. Kilgore
What's funny about Rubio bigging up Orbán is that he's on the way out. Just like Putin. In fact just like that bloated sack of child rapist Trump himself. Trump has isolated the US from everyone but tinpot losers.
February 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
What's funny about Rubio bigging up Orbán is that he's on the way out. Just like Putin. In fact just like that bloated sack of child rapist Trump himself. Trump has isolated the US from everyone but tinpot losers.
Scientists have proven that if you karate chop your instant ramen while singing:
"Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
When the going gets rough, he's super tough,
with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!)"
Your noodles taste 217% better than otherwise
"Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
When the going gets rough, he's super tough,
with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!)"
Your noodles taste 217% better than otherwise
a cartoon character is holding a gong with a stick attached to it
Alt: a cartoon character dog, Hong Kong Phooey, is holding a gong while driving along and karate chopping it to make it ring
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Scientists have proven that if you karate chop your instant ramen while singing:
"Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
When the going gets rough, he's super tough,
with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!)"
Your noodles taste 217% better than otherwise
"Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
When the going gets rough, he's super tough,
with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!)"
Your noodles taste 217% better than otherwise
Reposted by The Original Cry-Wanker™
It’s the Government’s duty to protect all communities - including trans people.
They’re failing to do that.
Trans people deserve safety and dignity.
www.attitude.co.uk/news/zack-po...
They’re failing to do that.
Trans people deserve safety and dignity.
www.attitude.co.uk/news/zack-po...
Zack Polanski on how Keir Starmer could have changed the April 2025 UK Supreme Court ruling to protect trans rights (EXCLUSIVE)
Zack Polanski revealed how Keir Starmer could have acted to protect trans rights after April 2025 UK Supreme Court ruling.
www.attitude.co.uk
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
It’s the Government’s duty to protect all communities - including trans people.
They’re failing to do that.
Trans people deserve safety and dignity.
www.attitude.co.uk/news/zack-po...
They’re failing to do that.
Trans people deserve safety and dignity.
www.attitude.co.uk/news/zack-po...
To fix the world we need an emperor.
I nominate me.
All hail me!
Hail me!
Hail me!
Fess up, you feel better all ready.
I nominate me.
All hail me!
Hail me!
Hail me!
Fess up, you feel better all ready.
a man with a beard is wearing a red and gold costume and a red hat .
Alt: a man with a beard is wearing a red and gold costume and a red hat.
This gif library with its auto alt sucks.
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
To fix the world we need an emperor.
I nominate me.
All hail me!
Hail me!
Hail me!
Fess up, you feel better all ready.
I nominate me.
All hail me!
Hail me!
Hail me!
Fess up, you feel better all ready.