The Original Cry-Wanker™
@andyking.bsky.social
"Fucking wanker, fucking bastard, fucking cunt", Dr Michael Woodley 2003.
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Has Farage and Reform UK said owt about the grooming gang case in that America yet?
No.
I wonder why not?
No.
I wonder why not?
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Has Farage and Reform UK said owt about the grooming gang case in that America yet?
No.
I wonder why not?
No.
I wonder why not?
Saddam's art director is sooo mad rn
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Saddam's art director is sooo mad rn
Why?
Why would Peter Doozy choose, unless he's being held hostage, to shape his hair like a 99?
Why would Peter Doozy choose, unless he's being held hostage, to shape his hair like a 99?
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Why?
Why would Peter Doozy choose, unless he's being held hostage, to shape his hair like a 99?
Why would Peter Doozy choose, unless he's being held hostage, to shape his hair like a 99?
Dirty Donald's crime admin & family still setting free for a fee the fuck off dodgy
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Dirty Donald's crime admin & family still setting free for a fee the fuck off dodgy
"To me, he's just a normal grandpa. He's not coming this weekend. He's running the world right now, so a little busy."
Nepo baby Kai Trump ignores rapist & fraudster grandpa Trump's history, SHOCKER
Nepo baby Kai Trump ignores rapist & fraudster grandpa Trump's history, SHOCKER
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"To me, he's just a normal grandpa. He's not coming this weekend. He's running the world right now, so a little busy."
Nepo baby Kai Trump ignores rapist & fraudster grandpa Trump's history, SHOCKER
Nepo baby Kai Trump ignores rapist & fraudster grandpa Trump's history, SHOCKER
Whoah there.
We also, if we want, get to make videos of ourselves as pilots bombing crowds with shit.
Choices in life are important & empowering. Like an interesting RPG.
If anyone knows how to raise a help desk ticket about my VATS not working please drop me a line.
Thanks.
#VampireNoobKiller88
We also, if we want, get to make videos of ourselves as pilots bombing crowds with shit.
Choices in life are important & empowering. Like an interesting RPG.
If anyone knows how to raise a help desk ticket about my VATS not working please drop me a line.
Thanks.
#VampireNoobKiller88
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Whoah there.
We also, if we want, get to make videos of ourselves as pilots bombing crowds with shit.
Choices in life are important & empowering. Like an interesting RPG.
If anyone knows how to raise a help desk ticket about my VATS not working please drop me a line.
Thanks.
#VampireNoobKiller88
We also, if we want, get to make videos of ourselves as pilots bombing crowds with shit.
Choices in life are important & empowering. Like an interesting RPG.
If anyone knows how to raise a help desk ticket about my VATS not working please drop me a line.
Thanks.
#VampireNoobKiller88
You just know any place with an interior this tacky has concealed cameras in the toilets.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You just know any place with an interior this tacky has concealed cameras in the toilets.
When you're one the richest twats in existence but wear Hitler youth haircuts, badly.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
When you're one the richest twats in existence but wear Hitler youth haircuts, badly.
Labour "phoooaaar give us some data centres"
Fuckwhits
Fuckwhits
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Labour "phoooaaar give us some data centres"
Fuckwhits
Fuckwhits
Where's your Messiah now Flanders?
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Where's your Messiah now Flanders?
Non existent sci-fi fluff?
Coincidental PR alongside $1 trillion 'pay deal news"?
Paid for attempt at rehabilitation of an utterly twat fascist called Elon?
Musk's Robots are not real, not happening & not (just like any reasonable human) about to spank it for you.
Try connecting you sad Incel twat
Coincidental PR alongside $1 trillion 'pay deal news"?
Paid for attempt at rehabilitation of an utterly twat fascist called Elon?
Musk's Robots are not real, not happening & not (just like any reasonable human) about to spank it for you.
Try connecting you sad Incel twat
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Non existent sci-fi fluff?
Coincidental PR alongside $1 trillion 'pay deal news"?
Paid for attempt at rehabilitation of an utterly twat fascist called Elon?
Musk's Robots are not real, not happening & not (just like any reasonable human) about to spank it for you.
Try connecting you sad Incel twat
Coincidental PR alongside $1 trillion 'pay deal news"?
Paid for attempt at rehabilitation of an utterly twat fascist called Elon?
Musk's Robots are not real, not happening & not (just like any reasonable human) about to spank it for you.
Try connecting you sad Incel twat
Who wore it best?
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Who wore it best?
"As part of the agreement, Musk will need to deliver 20 million Tesla vehicles over the next decade - more than double the number churned out over the past 12 years."
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
"As part of the agreement, Musk will need to deliver 20 million Tesla vehicles over the next decade - more than double the number churned out over the past 12 years."
Breaking! AI comes to the rescue and shows us President Donald Jowless Trump after a course of Ozempic
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking! AI comes to the rescue and shows us President Donald Jowless Trump after a course of Ozempic
Exclusive! A makeup artist is photographed rushing backstage to affix Trump's bags under his eyes
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Exclusive! A makeup artist is photographed rushing backstage to affix Trump's bags under his eyes
Yeah, nah. "Soft" left isn't going to cut it Labour
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Yeah, nah. "Soft" left isn't going to cut it Labour
Reform UK's laughable shit show continues...
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Reform UK's laughable shit show continues...
"The highest proportion of reports were made for extreme right-wing concerns."
Gee, I wonder which cunt called Musk on Twitter is responsible?
Gee, I wonder which cunt called Musk on Twitter is responsible?
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"The highest proportion of reports were made for extreme right-wing concerns."
Gee, I wonder which cunt called Musk on Twitter is responsible?
Gee, I wonder which cunt called Musk on Twitter is responsible?
Saved from AI destroying humanity by AI eating itself?
Yay!
Yay!
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Saved from AI destroying humanity by AI eating itself?
Yay!
Yay!
Colour me shocked.
COVID cunts are even more cunty than just being COVID cunts.
COVID cunts are even more cunty than just being COVID cunts.
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Colour me shocked.
COVID cunts are even more cunty than just being COVID cunts.
COVID cunts are even more cunty than just being COVID cunts.
"Shareholders at Tesla are voting on a pay deal for their chief executive that is unlike anything corporate America has ever seen."
If they don't give Musk $1 trillion he'll not oversee an army of self-driving robots that can wank you off as you fly to Mars.
If they don't give Musk $1 trillion he'll not oversee an army of self-driving robots that can wank you off as you fly to Mars.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
"Shareholders at Tesla are voting on a pay deal for their chief executive that is unlike anything corporate America has ever seen."
If they don't give Musk $1 trillion he'll not oversee an army of self-driving robots that can wank you off as you fly to Mars.
If they don't give Musk $1 trillion he'll not oversee an army of self-driving robots that can wank you off as you fly to Mars.
Regulation needs to go far further. It'd be great to have MPs who see a need to act before it directly impacts them.
The reason social media sites, owned by billionaires, want to flood people with misinformation is because they've seen how well Putin's bot & troll farms work and want to do the same.
The reason social media sites, owned by billionaires, want to flood people with misinformation is because they've seen how well Putin's bot & troll farms work and want to do the same.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Regulation needs to go far further. It'd be great to have MPs who see a need to act before it directly impacts them.
The reason social media sites, owned by billionaires, want to flood people with misinformation is because they've seen how well Putin's bot & troll farms work and want to do the same.
The reason social media sites, owned by billionaires, want to flood people with misinformation is because they've seen how well Putin's bot & troll farms work and want to do the same.
Reports of squirrels gathering to point, laugh, take photos and post them on TikTok with disparaging captions are being investigated by Lincolnshire police.
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reports of squirrels gathering to point, laugh, take photos and post them on TikTok with disparaging captions are being investigated by Lincolnshire police.
The measurement has been dubbed a "Farage".
The UK, although not currently a candidate , ranks about minus 28,395,443 Cunty Farages
The UK, although not currently a candidate , ranks about minus 28,395,443 Cunty Farages
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The measurement has been dubbed a "Farage".
The UK, although not currently a candidate , ranks about minus 28,395,443 Cunty Farages
The UK, although not currently a candidate , ranks about minus 28,395,443 Cunty Farages
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM