The Original Cry-Wanker™
@andyking.bsky.social
"Fucking wanker, fucking bastard, fucking cunt", Dr Michael Woodley 2003.
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Pinned
She got her noughts out tho
If we're balancing the boked
If we're balancing the boked
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
She got her noughts out tho
If we're balancing the boked
If we're balancing the boked
Maxing toxicity
Dropped vody empty
Engage with twats
Please
Weep me
Dropped vody empty
Engage with twats
Please
Weep me
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Maxing toxicity
Dropped vody empty
Engage with twats
Please
Weep me
Dropped vody empty
Engage with twats
Please
Weep me
Prawn crackers.
By this cracker.
Where's the fucking prawns?
By this cracker.
Where's the fucking prawns?
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Prawn crackers.
By this cracker.
Where's the fucking prawns?
By this cracker.
Where's the fucking prawns?
No word of a lie, from this clear water font of honesty, some geez stood outside a bar whilst I was on my way to the corner shop for four cans of smokes and a packet of booze just said I look Sith Lord.
A. It's called a hoodie.
B. I'm totally not knocking one out of the back of that.
A. It's called a hoodie.
B. I'm totally not knocking one out of the back of that.
a close up of a person 's face with red eyes and gray hair .
Alt: Emperor Palpatine looking good.
An old evil man, grey faced and wizened
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
No word of a lie, from this clear water font of honesty, some geez stood outside a bar whilst I was on my way to the corner shop for four cans of smokes and a packet of booze just said I look Sith Lord.
A. It's called a hoodie.
B. I'm totally not knocking one out of the back of that.
A. It's called a hoodie.
B. I'm totally not knocking one out of the back of that.
Always worth a repost, for the uninitiated
youtu.be/9mTx6PoK2Gk?...
youtu.be/9mTx6PoK2Gk?...
Dirty Den - Sleaford Mods
YouTube video by Ginger Ninja
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Always worth a repost, for the uninitiated
youtu.be/9mTx6PoK2Gk?...
youtu.be/9mTx6PoK2Gk?...
We need a leader to call the fascist Trump regime out. Publicly.
We already know UK intel ain't giving the monkeys at the top shit.
Calling it out publicly tho is different. Put the wig wearing rapist, and his successor Vance, on notice. Stand with US citizens. Tax the billionaire arse-wipes behind.
We already know UK intel ain't giving the monkeys at the top shit.
Calling it out publicly tho is different. Put the wig wearing rapist, and his successor Vance, on notice. Stand with US citizens. Tax the billionaire arse-wipes behind.
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro: “The US wants to rule the world but ignores its own millions without housing, food, education, or battling addiction.
“They want to "save" others with weapons. First save yourselves. We know what to do with Venezuela.”
“They want to "save" others with weapons. First save yourselves. We know what to do with Venezuela.”
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We need a leader to call the fascist Trump regime out. Publicly.
We already know UK intel ain't giving the monkeys at the top shit.
Calling it out publicly tho is different. Put the wig wearing rapist, and his successor Vance, on notice. Stand with US citizens. Tax the billionaire arse-wipes behind.
We already know UK intel ain't giving the monkeys at the top shit.
Calling it out publicly tho is different. Put the wig wearing rapist, and his successor Vance, on notice. Stand with US citizens. Tax the billionaire arse-wipes behind.
"it's wildly illegal..."
Fart stained wedged up corporate serving cunts let a serial fraudster, rapist pedophile become President.
After, fucking after, mobbing your seat of fucking democracy.
Suck my "wildly illegal" balls.
Fart stained wedged up corporate serving cunts let a serial fraudster, rapist pedophile become President.
After, fucking after, mobbing your seat of fucking democracy.
Suck my "wildly illegal" balls.
Chris Murphy on possible military strikes on Venezuela: "It's pretty clear it's just an effort to distract people from the rising prices and the Epstein scandal. No one wants a war with Venezuela ... and by the way, it's wildly illegal."
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"it's wildly illegal..."
Fart stained wedged up corporate serving cunts let a serial fraudster, rapist pedophile become President.
After, fucking after, mobbing your seat of fucking democracy.
Suck my "wildly illegal" balls.
Fart stained wedged up corporate serving cunts let a serial fraudster, rapist pedophile become President.
After, fucking after, mobbing your seat of fucking democracy.
Suck my "wildly illegal" balls.
Cheese Balls is a condition, not food.
Though totally eaten.
Though totally eaten.
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Cheese Balls is a condition, not food.
Though totally eaten.
Though totally eaten.
Dons ones hunting punk and toots toot.
Chippedy boop.
And that.
Chippedy boop.
And that.
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dons ones hunting punk and toots toot.
Chippedy boop.
And that.
Chippedy boop.
And that.
The prices won't go down.
It's called profiteering.
Yea it sucks. Not the pleasant kind, unfortunately.
#FreeLuigi
It's called profiteering.
Yea it sucks. Not the pleasant kind, unfortunately.
#FreeLuigi
KARL: Tariffs have been removed from some food items. How soon do we expect prices on those goods will go down?
HASSETT: The prices for those goods weren't necessarily going up just because of tariffs
KARL: So they might not go down?
HASSETT: The prices for those goods weren't necessarily going up just because of tariffs
KARL: So they might not go down?
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The prices won't go down.
It's called profiteering.
Yea it sucks. Not the pleasant kind, unfortunately.
#FreeLuigi
It's called profiteering.
Yea it sucks. Not the pleasant kind, unfortunately.
#FreeLuigi
I REALLY wish the, usual, bastsrds like Farage Johnson and Trump wouldn't put me in the position of reluctant rooting for those smug public school mini-me fascist cunty little twats at Aunty.
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I REALLY wish the, usual, bastsrds like Farage Johnson and Trump wouldn't put me in the position of reluctant rooting for those smug public school mini-me fascist cunty little twats at Aunty.
Our current toxic global political situation is divisive but I think we can all come together in Christ on the issue of hunting down and exterminating his extended family upon Dirty's demise.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Our current toxic global political situation is divisive but I think we can all come together in Christ on the issue of hunting down and exterminating his extended family upon Dirty's demise.
Reposted by The Original Cry-Wanker™
🗣 @zackpolanski.bsky.social: "Keir Starmer is handing this country on a plate to Nigel Farage".
🛑 It's time to replace Labour and stop Reform.
join.greenparty.org.uk ✅️
🛑 It's time to replace Labour and stop Reform.
join.greenparty.org.uk ✅️
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
🗣 @zackpolanski.bsky.social: "Keir Starmer is handing this country on a plate to Nigel Farage".
🛑 It's time to replace Labour and stop Reform.
join.greenparty.org.uk ✅️
🛑 It's time to replace Labour and stop Reform.
join.greenparty.org.uk ✅️
Reposted by The Original Cry-Wanker™
Wes Streeting has been urged to 'come clean' about the benefits private healthcare companies are gaining from alleged donations of more than £200,000 made to the Labour MP by individuals linked to the sector
Wes Streeting urged to 'come clean over £200k from private-health linked donors'
www.thenational.scot
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Wes Streeting has been urged to 'come clean' about the benefits private healthcare companies are gaining from alleged donations of more than £200,000 made to the Labour MP by individuals linked to the sector
Like rats in a sack.
Pretty unbelievable that the MAGA movement would fall apart like the cheap grift borne of billionaire owned media it always was🤣
Just like Brexitwat. Difference being I see the US responding far more robustly than the UK has, and predict they'll take affirmative action against.
Pretty unbelievable that the MAGA movement would fall apart like the cheap grift borne of billionaire owned media it always was🤣
Just like Brexitwat. Difference being I see the US responding far more robustly than the UK has, and predict they'll take affirmative action against.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Like rats in a sack.
Pretty unbelievable that the MAGA movement would fall apart like the cheap grift borne of billionaire owned media it always was🤣
Just like Brexitwat. Difference being I see the US responding far more robustly than the UK has, and predict they'll take affirmative action against.
Pretty unbelievable that the MAGA movement would fall apart like the cheap grift borne of billionaire owned media it always was🤣
Just like Brexitwat. Difference being I see the US responding far more robustly than the UK has, and predict they'll take affirmative action against.
Epstein - Trump - Bannon - Farage - Teddy Ruxpin...
One of these names isn't linked.
Do you know which?
One of these names isn't linked.
Do you know which?
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Epstein - Trump - Bannon - Farage - Teddy Ruxpin...
One of these names isn't linked.
Do you know which?
One of these names isn't linked.
Do you know which?
Squeaky tank has been booked for the upcoming state funeral!
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Squeaky tank has been booked for the upcoming state funeral!
We're told we need workers, that we'll have to retire later and that we're an ageing population all why telling people who want to come here and work to "fuck off".
What we really need is to stop the transfer of wealth from the country to a few greedy cunts.
Fuck free market capitalism.
#VoteGreen
What we really need is to stop the transfer of wealth from the country to a few greedy cunts.
Fuck free market capitalism.
#VoteGreen
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We're told we need workers, that we'll have to retire later and that we're an ageing population all why telling people who want to come here and work to "fuck off".
What we really need is to stop the transfer of wealth from the country to a few greedy cunts.
Fuck free market capitalism.
#VoteGreen
What we really need is to stop the transfer of wealth from the country to a few greedy cunts.
Fuck free market capitalism.
#VoteGreen
Has Farage and Reform UK said owt about the grooming gang case in that America yet?
No.
I wonder why not?
No.
I wonder why not?
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Has Farage and Reform UK said owt about the grooming gang case in that America yet?
No.
I wonder why not?
No.
I wonder why not?
Better luck next time Kai, still she has her fashion career...
Must be weird her knowing Dirty wants to fuck her, again?
Must be weird her knowing Dirty wants to fuck her, again?
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Better luck next time Kai, still she has her fashion career...
Must be weird her knowing Dirty wants to fuck her, again?
Must be weird her knowing Dirty wants to fuck her, again?
Such a shame🤣
Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
www.yahoo.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Such a shame🤣
Temp has halved with the latest storm hitting. Cold, wet, windy AF.
Had a wooly hat on in bed last night to get warmed up.
I'm that stylish.
Had a wooly hat on in bed last night to get warmed up.
I'm that stylish.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Temp has halved with the latest storm hitting. Cold, wet, windy AF.
Had a wooly hat on in bed last night to get warmed up.
I'm that stylish.
Had a wooly hat on in bed last night to get warmed up.
I'm that stylish.
Dirty is done.
MAGA has split.
Vance plots.
US citizens are bathing in free eggs.
The American economy is an unstoppable. powerhouse.
Bill was blowing himself.
Trillions coming in through tariffs.
Criminals are posing as ICE criminals to do crimes.
A "medical emergency" on its way?
Hard to keep up.
MAGA has split.
Vance plots.
US citizens are bathing in free eggs.
The American economy is an unstoppable. powerhouse.
Bill was blowing himself.
Trillions coming in through tariffs.
Criminals are posing as ICE criminals to do crimes.
A "medical emergency" on its way?
Hard to keep up.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Dirty is done.
MAGA has split.
Vance plots.
US citizens are bathing in free eggs.
The American economy is an unstoppable. powerhouse.
Bill was blowing himself.
Trillions coming in through tariffs.
Criminals are posing as ICE criminals to do crimes.
A "medical emergency" on its way?
Hard to keep up.
MAGA has split.
Vance plots.
US citizens are bathing in free eggs.
The American economy is an unstoppable. powerhouse.
Bill was blowing himself.
Trillions coming in through tariffs.
Criminals are posing as ICE criminals to do crimes.
A "medical emergency" on its way?
Hard to keep up.
The poor tortured, and sold.
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The poor tortured, and sold.
Whenever I see the words "fiscally conservative" I'm compelled to travel to the Shire, hunt down a hobbit, ring its neck and shit on its corpse.
I believe I may have been brainwashed by Sauron.
I believe I may have been brainwashed by Sauron.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Whenever I see the words "fiscally conservative" I'm compelled to travel to the Shire, hunt down a hobbit, ring its neck and shit on its corpse.
I believe I may have been brainwashed by Sauron.
I believe I may have been brainwashed by Sauron.