Andrew Nahem
@lowdudgeon.bsky.social
Sentences, both sensical and non.
The Manhattan of top hats, endless rounds of martinis, and lorgnettes ⌈⁰⁰.
The Manhattan of top hats, endless rounds of martinis, and lorgnettes ⌈⁰⁰.
I'm told that beef spleen taste like being mansplained feels.
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I'm told that beef spleen taste like being mansplained feels.
We've signed our wills at last. So now if you murder me, at least I won't die intestate. But I do hope you'll leave my intestines inside.
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
We've signed our wills at last. So now if you murder me, at least I won't die intestate. But I do hope you'll leave my intestines inside.
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Grub has been hubbed—but at what cost to dignity??
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Grub has been hubbed—but at what cost to dignity??
Likable, yet recyclable.
February 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Likable, yet recyclable.
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Overheard at the restaurant: It’s not all sunshine and rainbows—sometimes you have to DJ.
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Overheard at the restaurant: It’s not all sunshine and rainbows—sometimes you have to DJ.
I have ceased to profess to be professional.
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I have ceased to profess to be professional.
There’s no knowing.
February 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
There’s no knowing.
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Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords
yeah Bluesky is primarily a Tumblric language
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords
Overheard at the restaurant: It’s not all sunshine and rainbows—sometimes you have to DJ.
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Overheard at the restaurant: It’s not all sunshine and rainbows—sometimes you have to DJ.
Matters needing attention.
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Matters needing attention.
I'm supposed to wash my hair *again*? Like some sort of fancy gentleman?
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I'm supposed to wash my hair *again*? Like some sort of fancy gentleman?
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Some temps are definitely better perdu than retrouved
I would simply only eat jaffa cakes to avoid having to recherche my temps perdu
I would simply dream about something other than a butterfly, so as to avoid Confucian.
February 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Some temps are definitely better perdu than retrouved
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Just remember everyone. He has to have it not happen every day, we only have to have it happen once.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Just remember everyone. He has to have it not happen every day, we only have to have it happen once.
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(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous
Ah, the cosy brown snow of the east, as the fellow said.
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Ah, the cosy brown snow of the east, as the fellow said.
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The TWANG of metal cables.
February 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The TWANG of metal cables.
The TWANG of metal cables.
February 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The TWANG of metal cables.
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look this is simple people the enemy of my enemy isn’t my friend they’re my first enemy once removed
February 1, 2026 at 7:20 AM
look this is simple people the enemy of my enemy isn’t my friend they’re my first enemy once removed
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an extremely chill klaxon blares in pleasant city
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
an extremely chill klaxon blares in pleasant city
I guess I naïvely thought that my YouTube PREMIUM subscription would confer upon me the ability to stop autoplay. Look, if I wanted to look at TikTok, I would look at TikTok.
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I guess I naïvely thought that my YouTube PREMIUM subscription would confer upon me the ability to stop autoplay. Look, if I wanted to look at TikTok, I would look at TikTok.
Filling out one of those delightful questionnaires for a visit to the ear doctor. Okay, sneezing; fatigue, sure; anxiety, you bet; sad, I suppose a little. “Embarrassed”?
I mean, I'm embarrassed for *you*.
I mean, I'm embarrassed for *you*.
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Filling out one of those delightful questionnaires for a visit to the ear doctor. Okay, sneezing; fatigue, sure; anxiety, you bet; sad, I suppose a little. “Embarrassed”?
I mean, I'm embarrassed for *you*.
I mean, I'm embarrassed for *you*.
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Pop down now, trendy stores. Pop down.
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Pop down now, trendy stores. Pop down.
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