Andrew Nahem
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Andrew Nahem
@lowdudgeon.bsky.social
Sentences, both sensical and non.

The Manhattan of top hats, endless rounds of martinis, and lorgnettes ⌈⁰⁰.
Overheard at the restaurant: It’s not all sunshine and rainbows—sometimes you have to DJ.
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Matters needing attention.
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I'm supposed to wash my hair *again*? Like some sort of fancy gentleman?
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Some temps are definitely better perdu than retrouved
I would simply only eat jaffa cakes to avoid having to recherche my temps perdu
I would simply dream about something other than a butterfly, so as to avoid Confucian.
February 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Just remember everyone. He has to have it not happen every day, we only have to have it happen once.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Ah, the cosy brown snow of the east, as the fellow said.
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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The TWANG of metal cables.
February 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The TWANG of metal cables.
February 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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look this is simple people the enemy of my enemy isn’t my friend they’re my first enemy once removed
February 1, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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an extremely chill klaxon blares in pleasant city
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I guess I naïvely thought that my YouTube PREMIUM subscription would confer upon me the ability to stop autoplay. Look, if I wanted to look at TikTok, I would look at TikTok.
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Filling out one of those delightful questionnaires for a visit to the ear doctor. Okay, sneezing; fatigue, sure; anxiety, you bet; sad, I suppose a little. “Embarrassed”?

I mean, I'm embarrassed for *you*.
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Pop down now, trendy stores. Pop down.
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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I—

What?
January 29, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I—

What?
January 29, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Just showed my mum your tweets and she said "that's lovely"
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Niches and nephews.
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Pop down now, trendy stores. Pop down.
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Half awake, a voice rumbled in my mind:

“Um?”
[in that imperious “why haven't you dealt with this” tone]
January 29, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Have found tumblr user probablyday's #woosterposting series. In shock
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 AM
King Charles made a film about Melania??
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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“Can I pick your brain?”

All picked over, I’m afraid.
January 27, 2026 at 9:52 PM
“Can I pick your brain?”

All picked over, I’m afraid.
January 27, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Tip your uber driver $1.99 to give them an unnatural glow
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 PM