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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
No he’s heterosexually married to a woman, with whom he makes heterosexual love
If enough of us say that Aaron Rodgers married a chatbot do you think he'll feel forced to do a wife reveal? Of his chatbot wife, I mean.
February 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
No he’s heterosexually married to a woman, with whom he makes heterosexual love
Love seeing Gronk “Gronk” Gronkowski on the tv
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Love seeing Gronk “Gronk” Gronkowski on the tv
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70 follower account muted by 10,000 people: take a seat yall… it’s time to explain the lore of dril selling his account. it all started five years ago when my carbon monoxide detector mysteriously stopped working (1/525)
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
70 follower account muted by 10,000 people: take a seat yall… it’s time to explain the lore of dril selling his account. it all started five years ago when my carbon monoxide detector mysteriously stopped working (1/525)
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at the foot fetishist home goods store
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
at the foot fetishist home goods store
This was how the Adam Friedland Show started
YES Nick Mullen was findomming a simp. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
February 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
This was how the Adam Friedland Show started
The true test of superstardom in the NBA is whether or not you have the influence to keep yourself from getting traded to the Washington Wizards during the downslope of your career
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The true test of superstardom in the NBA is whether or not you have the influence to keep yourself from getting traded to the Washington Wizards during the downslope of your career
I’m the world’s most hideous Fenian bog ape, and I have some opinions on women’s bathrooms
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I’m the world’s most hideous Fenian bog ape, and I have some opinions on women’s bathrooms
My dog is firmly in camp 1
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
My dog is firmly in camp 1
Little known historical fact: Graham Linehan was the inspiration for Thomas Nast’s “drunk Irish ape” political cartoon
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Little known historical fact: Graham Linehan was the inspiration for Thomas Nast’s “drunk Irish ape” political cartoon
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You Think I Ain’t Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
You Think I Ain’t Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire
She smiles like Mr Beast
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
She smiles like Mr Beast
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I’m so jealous football fans get a skippable weekday fake all star game. Basketball fans get strapped into the clockwork orange machine all weekend long and are forced to stare directly at 72 uninterrupted hours of kevin hart
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I’m so jealous football fans get a skippable weekday fake all star game. Basketball fans get strapped into the clockwork orange machine all weekend long and are forced to stare directly at 72 uninterrupted hours of kevin hart
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Twin Peaks: Shelly Johnson with a gun.
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Twin Peaks: Shelly Johnson with a gun.
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"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)." Not even for gender panic reasons, though that doesn't help. Just a dogshit riff, juiceless chorus, and inescapable ubiquity a needle drop in trailers for every single comedy with a cross dressing scene made between 1988-present
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)." Not even for gender panic reasons, though that doesn't help. Just a dogshit riff, juiceless chorus, and inescapable ubiquity a needle drop in trailers for every single comedy with a cross dressing scene made between 1988-present
FAVS IMPLICATED
February 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
FAVS IMPLICATED
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Texas-based antipope 🔜
Pope Leo XIV is facing his first major crisis with traditionalist Catholics.
Pope Leo XIV faces crisis as a traditionalist group plans bishop consecrations without consent
Pope Leo XIV is facing his first major crisis with traditionalist Catholics. A breakaway group attached to the traditional Latin Mass, the Society of St.
bit.ly
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Texas-based antipope 🔜
You guys see this? You guys hear about this?
February 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
You guys see this? You guys hear about this?
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Ever since I saw this email I’ve been looking for this screenshot
February 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Ever since I saw this email I’ve been looking for this screenshot
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been muttering "i'm not gonna talk about GPT, in fact we're not gonna talk about GPT at all" all day
Me in June 2024 trying to tell everyone that OpenAI was going to run out of money
February 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
been muttering "i'm not gonna talk about GPT, in fact we're not gonna talk about GPT at all" all day