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November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Been humming this song to myself a lot lately lol youtu.be/5BM1nlXTOrs?...
Why Would You Wanna Live
YouTube video by Wilco - Topic
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November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Congressman-involved statutory rape
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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POV you're experiencing playtime in revolutionary new ways that are not just fun, they're also educational
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’d buy a villa on Lake Como and just become Italian. Tool around the lake on my vintage wooden boat, eat cured meats, and drink wine while dressing impeccably. You’d never hear from me again.
takes an unbelievable level of failed skill checks to be a loser if you're rich. you have unrestrained time and resources to hone any skill in the world and to verifiably support your local community but instead you're a selfish spineless blight on society. no excuse for it
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
RIP
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them
March 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
International pedophile Jeffrey Epstein…welcome to the resistance
honestly do not know why this is so funny to me, but when jeffrey fucking epstein says you have 'not a decent cell in your whole body' you must be an absolutely terrible person.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Asked to leave a bar in Kansas City after throwing up all over the women’s room
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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From the symphony to the hardwood—what a second act!
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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if everything is going to be this bleak and sad it's nice to see the news peppered with little slices of life like jeffrey epstein emailing himself a file called "genuiis_____ideas (3).txt" that just says stuff like "microchup. = brain ? "
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Most soviets in Minas Tirith are AnPrim and tacti-cool
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I think this could work and, furthermore, I’m convinced that the sickos in charge don’t have literal shooters. This hypothetical candidate probably wouldn’t have to worry about an Elon Musk wetwork team taking them out
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Especially sick when the transphobia has largely been laundered in the guise of “won’t someone think of the children”
Maintaining a transphobic line as an institution is indicative of other problems that institution may not be so eager to advertise.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Donald Trump’s Lil Beauties
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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From: Noam Chomsky

(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)

From: Vacation Jeff

i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .

From: Noam Chomsky

Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM