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Ok but if you maybe just came to some of the DSA Pro-Fracking Caucus meetings you’d understand this better
Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My five year old is obsessed with public transportation, so I’m thinking I might need to set him up with an account on here
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The Bears beat treats offensive competence like witchcraft and are understandably scared of and angry at the current state of the team
im waiting for ben johnson to just point at each individual bears writer and call them a dumb shithead
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Some Jay Farrar fans showed up and a West Side Story style brawl erupted
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trying out the thoroughly washed up rapist kicker to own the libs
The Saints are hosting a kicker tryout and former Pro Bowler Justin Tucker is among those invited, per me and Mike Garafolo

This is his first workout since being suspended 10 games by the NFL for violating the personal conduct policy.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s adorable when people without kids find out how much childcare costs
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It turns out, the real bipartisan issue is being a gigantic fucking crybaby loser
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:

@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Quiverfull ideology has seeped into the mainstream way too much for my liking
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When this is all said and done, we need to make the use of the word “vibe” legally punishable
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
November 30, 2024 at 12:59 PM
The smartest gift? A certain future’s president warning that his VF Oscar party was no longer considered “hot”
We asked former ‘Vanity Fair’ editor-in-chief Graydon Carter about the smartest gift he’s ever received, what he’d give for under $25, his dream White Elephant lineup, and more.
How Graydon Carter Gifts
We asked former ‘Vanity Fair’ editor-in-chief Graydon Carter about the smartest gift he’s ever received, what he’d give for under $25, his dream White Elephant lineup, and more.
nymag.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Why am I still watching the dog shit game lol
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Fun fact: Chris Tucker has flown on the Lolita Express
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Don’t Be Fatuous, Charlie Brown
What’s the Most You Ever Lost On a Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Teddy Bridgewater…that takes me back. Didn’t he die in a grease fire?
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You never know when those cables will come in handy
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Early Metallica worked because they had two cool guys (Cliff and Kirk) and two absolute buttheads (James and Lars) and they balanced each other out. Once Cliff died, the balance was thrown off and eventually you get Re-Load and St Anger
Metallica’s Cliff Burton in 1986: “There’s a band called R.E.M. that I like a lot…”
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Current* conditions near Grand Haven, MI:
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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back home for thanksgiving. excited to watch The Mentalist on my parents’ tv. the way it was meant to be viewed. parents’ tv? motion smoothing on? that’s like the 70mm of crime procedurals
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Condolences to Philadelphia Eagles fans, the only team that has ever lost a football game
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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keep pushin'
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM