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Donald Trump has been guided by the Ancient Oma Desala into ascending to a superior plane of existence, becoming a being of pure energy
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Donald Trump has been guided by the Ancient Oma Desala into ascending to a superior plane of existence, becoming a being of pure energy
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Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
Heated Rivalry but the two main characters are both replaced with Bobby Clarke
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Heated Rivalry but the two main characters are both replaced with Bobby Clarke
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Supporting the United State going to war with Denmark, not because of the greenland thing but because I just learned they call nipples breast warts
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Supporting the United State going to war with Denmark, not because of the greenland thing but because I just learned they call nipples breast warts
This core game bundle here is a crazy deal (even with shipping) - the expansions bundle is bizarre, it’s for a completely different set of games.
Humble Game Bundle: Garphill Games (tabletop physical)
Core Game buff.ly/MhvZo57
Expansions buff.ly/ghT2O1g #ad
Core Game buff.ly/MhvZo57
Expansions buff.ly/ghT2O1g #ad
January 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
This core game bundle here is a crazy deal (even with shipping) - the expansions bundle is bizarre, it’s for a completely different set of games.
i listened to the entirety of the questions section of that press conference and i am vastly stupider as a result
January 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
i listened to the entirety of the questions section of that press conference and i am vastly stupider as a result
lmao trump just compared us favorably to north korea on border security
January 20, 2026 at 8:32 PM
lmao trump just compared us favorably to north korea on border security
Reporter starts asking a question
Trump: Where are you from?
Reporter: Spain
Trump: Nice place
Reporter: uhh thank you
Trump: Where are you from?
Reporter: Spain
Trump: Nice place
Reporter: uhh thank you
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Reporter starts asking a question
Trump: Where are you from?
Reporter: Spain
Trump: Nice place
Reporter: uhh thank you
Trump: Where are you from?
Reporter: Spain
Trump: Nice place
Reporter: uhh thank you
I made this into a gif for your own posting enjoyment elsewhere: i.imgur.com/a7M7kKW.gif
January 20, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I made this into a gif for your own posting enjoyment elsewhere: i.imgur.com/a7M7kKW.gif
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January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Telling everyone I know that I just bought a milking stool and then asking them what they thought I meant after I show them this
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Telling everyone I know that I just bought a milking stool and then asking them what they thought I meant after I show them this
GREATER ALBANIA HERE WE COME
Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko has now signed the document on Belarus's accession to Trump's "Board of Peace."
Trump's "Board of Peace" currently consists of United States, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Albania, and Uzbekistan.
Trump's "Board of Peace" currently consists of United States, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Albania, and Uzbekistan.
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 PM
GREATER ALBANIA HERE WE COME
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Hey true story when the Rams moved back to LA my dad pulled an LA Rams hat he had stuck in the closet and not worn since they moved to St. louis out and started wearing it again
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Hey true story when the Rams moved back to LA my dad pulled an LA Rams hat he had stuck in the closet and not worn since they moved to St. louis out and started wearing it again
if the bears lose this game at home in the snow they should be eliminated from next season’s playoffs too
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
if the bears lose this game at home in the snow they should be eliminated from next season’s playoffs too
one of these garbage teams is going to be in the superbowl huh?
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
one of these garbage teams is going to be in the superbowl huh?
Hear me out: Extra Large Mexico
This is such a cool illustration of how the Mercator map distorts the size of Greenland, which looks as big as the whole continent of Africa on that map but is actually the size of Mexico.
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Hear me out: Extra Large Mexico
Is this anything? i guess we’ll find out
January 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Is this anything? i guess we’ll find out
Reading about trade war stuff and oh shit they mean like real war got it
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Reading about trade war stuff and oh shit they mean like real war got it
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For about as long as many people on this site have been alive the core business model of Adobe has been to look directly into the eyes of their core clientele and whisper “we fucking hate you”
From Dare Obasanjo on Mastodon. Adobe is hitting the floor. #AI
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
For about as long as many people on this site have been alive the core business model of Adobe has been to look directly into the eyes of their core clientele and whisper “we fucking hate you”
Settling down with a nice relaxing game about people overthrowing their government
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Settling down with a nice relaxing game about people overthrowing their government
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hey elected dems: they're gonna investigate you for obstruction anyway. you might as well deserve it
Here we go. www.cnn.com/2026/01/16/p...
DOJ investigating Minnesota governor, Minneapolis mayor over alleged obstruction of law enforcement, source says | CNN Politics
The Justice Department is investigating Minnesota Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey over possible obstruction of federal law enforcement, a source familiar with the matter told CNN.
www.cnn.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
hey elected dems: they're gonna investigate you for obstruction anyway. you might as well deserve it