Telling everyone I know that I just bought a milking stool and then asking them what they thought I meant after I show them this
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Telling everyone I know that I just bought a milking stool and then asking them what they thought I meant after I show them this
Was curious what Hapsburgs were still around and found one of them on IG who is a pretty normal 20-something instagram artisté that has a 800-follower black and white photography alt account called trapsburg
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Was curious what Hapsburgs were still around and found one of them on IG who is a pretty normal 20-something instagram artisté that has a 800-follower black and white photography alt account called trapsburg
succession, adolescence, severance…every show now just an abstract noun
January 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
succession, adolescence, severance…every show now just an abstract noun
me at the corner bar with Butch the old south baltimore longshoreman who is always reading a paper and mumbling incoherently
January 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
me at the corner bar with Butch the old south baltimore longshoreman who is always reading a paper and mumbling incoherently
yall we gotta raise the price of stamps, the bathroom situation at work is not sustainable
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 PM
yall we gotta raise the price of stamps, the bathroom situation at work is not sustainable
everyone inside this sheetz is only hanging on by a thread
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
everyone inside this sheetz is only hanging on by a thread
they dragged my ass to the office today because mail don’t stop baby, unrelated the gifts i mailed my family last week won’t get there in time so i guess they have a point
December 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
they dragged my ass to the office today because mail don’t stop baby, unrelated the gifts i mailed my family last week won’t get there in time so i guess they have a point
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Selling bootlegged 60 minutes VHS tapes outside of retirement homes and making a fortune
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Selling bootlegged 60 minutes VHS tapes outside of retirement homes and making a fortune
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lmao fuck man i just read that it takes ireland a minimum of 9 months to process foreign births abroad applications. pete hegseth gonna have my ass on a ship in the caribbean forcing me to storm a venezuelan beach by that time
After over a year of legwork, I finally submitted my dad’s Irish citizenship paperwork last week. The funniest thing throughout the entire process was the list of people approved by the Irish government to notarize the paperwork.
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
lmao fuck man i just read that it takes ireland a minimum of 9 months to process foreign births abroad applications. pete hegseth gonna have my ass on a ship in the caribbean forcing me to storm a venezuelan beach by that time
After over a year of legwork, I finally submitted my dad’s Irish citizenship paperwork last week. The funniest thing throughout the entire process was the list of people approved by the Irish government to notarize the paperwork.
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
After over a year of legwork, I finally submitted my dad’s Irish citizenship paperwork last week. The funniest thing throughout the entire process was the list of people approved by the Irish government to notarize the paperwork.
the american masses yearn for İmam bayıldı from Türkiye for their thanksgiving feast
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
the american masses yearn for İmam bayıldı from Türkiye for their thanksgiving feast
paul sheer why do you follow me
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
paul sheer why do you follow me
let’s remember some barbecue
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
let’s remember some barbecue
Congrats to the Crutchfield sisters on achieving their final form and simply becoming Guided by Voices
snocaps.bandcamp.com/track/coast
snocaps.bandcamp.com/track/coast
Coast, by Snocaps
from the album Snocaps
snocaps.bandcamp.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Congrats to the Crutchfield sisters on achieving their final form and simply becoming Guided by Voices
snocaps.bandcamp.com/track/coast
snocaps.bandcamp.com/track/coast
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CHOTINER: Interesting. And did you in fact share the family-sized bag of Reese’s Pumpkins?
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
September 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
CHOTINER: Interesting. And did you in fact share the family-sized bag of Reese’s Pumpkins?
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
wife said she wouldn’t see bane with me because “i don’t need to see you in that environment, it would be bad for our marriage”
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
wife said she wouldn’t see bane with me because “i don’t need to see you in that environment, it would be bad for our marriage”
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after the louvre got robbed how many people do you think said “sacré bleu!!!”
October 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
after the louvre got robbed how many people do you think said “sacré bleu!!!”
made 2 gallons of borscht and cabbage pirozhki sorry ladies i’m taken
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
made 2 gallons of borscht and cabbage pirozhki sorry ladies i’m taken
when i stand in a specific spot in my kitchen, it triggers a loud electrical hum sound, that’s fine and normal right?
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
when i stand in a specific spot in my kitchen, it triggers a loud electrical hum sound, that’s fine and normal right?
i think we all agree that making him an honorary real house wife is fine and what we need as a nation
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says he has commuted sentence of former US Rep. George Santos in federal fraud case.
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i think we all agree that making him an honorary real house wife is fine and what we need as a nation
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Welcome to Bluesky, Twitter refugees! 🙂 Methinks you have a thing or two to learn as you explore your new home 😜 We call posts skeets! 😂 There's no ads... yet! 😅 A few people can't take a joke, but that's alright 🙃 you're also allowed to threaten the mods with hammers 🔨
October 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Welcome to Bluesky, Twitter refugees! 🙂 Methinks you have a thing or two to learn as you explore your new home 😜 We call posts skeets! 😂 There's no ads... yet! 😅 A few people can't take a joke, but that's alright 🙃 you're also allowed to threaten the mods with hammers 🔨
about to see the second best band from appleton, wisconsin (dusk)
October 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
about to see the second best band from appleton, wisconsin (dusk)