paul sheer why do you follow me
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
paul sheer why do you follow me
let’s remember some barbecue
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
let’s remember some barbecue
Congrats to the Crutchfield sisters on achieving their final form and simply becoming Guided by Voices
snocaps.bandcamp.com/track/coast
snocaps.bandcamp.com/track/coast
Coast, by Snocaps
from the album Snocaps
snocaps.bandcamp.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Congrats to the Crutchfield sisters on achieving their final form and simply becoming Guided by Voices
snocaps.bandcamp.com/track/coast
snocaps.bandcamp.com/track/coast
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CHOTINER: Interesting. And did you in fact share the family-sized bag of Reese’s Pumpkins?
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
September 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
CHOTINER: Interesting. And did you in fact share the family-sized bag of Reese’s Pumpkins?
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
wife said she wouldn’t see bane with me because “i don’t need to see you in that environment, it would be bad for our marriage”
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
wife said she wouldn’t see bane with me because “i don’t need to see you in that environment, it would be bad for our marriage”
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after the louvre got robbed how many people do you think said “sacré bleu!!!”
October 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
after the louvre got robbed how many people do you think said “sacré bleu!!!”
made 2 gallons of borscht and cabbage pirozhki sorry ladies i’m taken
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
made 2 gallons of borscht and cabbage pirozhki sorry ladies i’m taken
when i stand in a specific spot in my kitchen, it triggers a loud electrical hum sound, that’s fine and normal right?
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
when i stand in a specific spot in my kitchen, it triggers a loud electrical hum sound, that’s fine and normal right?
i think we all agree that making him an honorary real house wife is fine and what we need as a nation
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says he has commuted sentence of former US Rep. George Santos in federal fraud case.
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i think we all agree that making him an honorary real house wife is fine and what we need as a nation
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Welcome to Bluesky, Twitter refugees! 🙂 Methinks you have a thing or two to learn as you explore your new home 😜 We call posts skeets! 😂 There's no ads... yet! 😅 A few people can't take a joke, but that's alright 🙃 you're also allowed to threaten the mods with hammers 🔨
October 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Welcome to Bluesky, Twitter refugees! 🙂 Methinks you have a thing or two to learn as you explore your new home 😜 We call posts skeets! 😂 There's no ads... yet! 😅 A few people can't take a joke, but that's alright 🙃 you're also allowed to threaten the mods with hammers 🔨
about to see the second best band from appleton, wisconsin (dusk)
October 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
about to see the second best band from appleton, wisconsin (dusk)
not my boss coming to my desk while i’m watching a youtube video titled “guided meditation for anxiety and obsessive thoughts”
October 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
not my boss coming to my desk while i’m watching a youtube video titled “guided meditation for anxiety and obsessive thoughts”
really disappointed that Atlanta isnt being mentioned amongst other war ravaged cities. living ITP used to mean something
October 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
really disappointed that Atlanta isnt being mentioned amongst other war ravaged cities. living ITP used to mean something
i can’t drink full strength juice anymore man, i gotta cut that shit with tap water, i just can’t party like i used to
October 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i can’t drink full strength juice anymore man, i gotta cut that shit with tap water, i just can’t party like i used to
my therapist keeps trying to get me to do ketamine. she doesn’t seem to think i’d really benefit therapeutically but she keeps insisting i’d have a lot of fun
October 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
my therapist keeps trying to get me to do ketamine. she doesn’t seem to think i’d really benefit therapeutically but she keeps insisting i’d have a lot of fun
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A lot of people I know are going the “actually I’m getting rid of all social media” route and that’s fine I love that for them but here’s the thing about me: if i stop posting i will die
October 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
A lot of people I know are going the “actually I’m getting rid of all social media” route and that’s fine I love that for them but here’s the thing about me: if i stop posting i will die
karen has instituted a rule that i am no longer to introduce any new concepts or ideas to her. she has reached her limit for new things to know.
October 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
karen has instituted a rule that i am no longer to introduce any new concepts or ideas to her. she has reached her limit for new things to know.
werner herzog within 5 minutes of being on conan o’briens podcast “have you heard of this ‘parkmobile’ telephone application? it is my hell”
September 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
werner herzog within 5 minutes of being on conan o’briens podcast “have you heard of this ‘parkmobile’ telephone application? it is my hell”
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seeing bob mould and just getting absolutely disgusted at my own guitar tone. sickening.
September 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
seeing bob mould and just getting absolutely disgusted at my own guitar tone. sickening.
Been really into this russian travel youtuber recently. His videos are almost entirely just him traveling around the world in order to hop freight trains and dodge the police. It really speaks to a certain part of my soul.
September 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Been really into this russian travel youtuber recently. His videos are almost entirely just him traveling around the world in order to hop freight trains and dodge the police. It really speaks to a certain part of my soul.
karen told me that they don’t actually call horses by those crazy ass names when they’re not racing, they have normal nicknames like “Ricky.” I think that shouldn’t be allowed, I think you should have to call them “Sir Foxhat Superior” no matter what
September 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
karen told me that they don’t actually call horses by those crazy ass names when they’re not racing, they have normal nicknames like “Ricky.” I think that shouldn’t be allowed, I think you should have to call them “Sir Foxhat Superior” no matter what
i got a new therapist and i keep forgetting if id mentioned to her all the wild shit that’s happened in my life. and i feel like every week i casually reference some insane event i thought i had previously mentioned and today she finally sighed and was like “you can’t keep doing this, ok back up”
September 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i got a new therapist and i keep forgetting if id mentioned to her all the wild shit that’s happened in my life. and i feel like every week i casually reference some insane event i thought i had previously mentioned and today she finally sighed and was like “you can’t keep doing this, ok back up”
reciting the posting prayer 🙏
September 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
reciting the posting prayer 🙏