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Bought this blind box that’s like a hedgehog that’s also a durian? He’s very spiky I could use him as a weapon
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Bought this blind box that’s like a hedgehog that’s also a durian? He’s very spiky I could use him as a weapon
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
i’m fucking crying
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i’m fucking crying
A ton of stuff in my hometown including the library and my elementary school is named after these two Quaker twin brothers whose real actual names were Albert and Alfred Smiley. They used to go to social events pretending to be the other one and then be like HAHA IT WAS ALBERT ALL ALONG DUMMY
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A ton of stuff in my hometown including the library and my elementary school is named after these two Quaker twin brothers whose real actual names were Albert and Alfred Smiley. They used to go to social events pretending to be the other one and then be like HAHA IT WAS ALBERT ALL ALONG DUMMY
I’ve never needed anything more than I need Monterrey Kirby
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’ve never needed anything more than I need Monterrey Kirby
I forgot to post this in October pretend I posted this in October
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I forgot to post this in October pretend I posted this in October
yeah i’m thinking about orb gazing
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
yeah i’m thinking about orb gazing
The mayor-elect has opened a portal.
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The mayor-elect has opened a portal.
Oh man we’re so close to an actual Bye Felicia situation here www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh man we’re so close to an actual Bye Felicia situation here www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Sometimes the writers who use subtext are cowards thing happens in real life
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sometimes the writers who use subtext are cowards thing happens in real life
Find someone that loves you as much as Wata loves Buc-ee’s
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Find someone that loves you as much as Wata loves Buc-ee’s
Saw a parking lot friend
October 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Saw a parking lot friend
I saw a picture of the french culture minister and said “yeah she is” out loud. yeah she is.
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I saw a picture of the french culture minister and said “yeah she is” out loud. yeah she is.
Trying to convince people I have an Italian boyfriend but he's actually not real: His name? Yeah it's uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jacob..... Italiano
October 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Trying to convince people I have an Italian boyfriend but he's actually not real: His name? Yeah it's uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jacob..... Italiano
crossing myself and doing a little bump every time i drive by the Maradona mural
October 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
crossing myself and doing a little bump every time i drive by the Maradona mural
Cool man yeah I definitely want my house to smell like bat shit
October 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Cool man yeah I definitely want my house to smell like bat shit
hell yeah fuck yeah
October 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
hell yeah fuck yeah
so we got like a "burrito" and a "quesadilla" but then also just throw meat and a whole red onion on top of them? also potatoes i think under everything? on a fuck off giant cutting board?
October 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
so we got like a "burrito" and a "quesadilla" but then also just throw meat and a whole red onion on top of them? also potatoes i think under everything? on a fuck off giant cutting board?