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Nazi metalheads fuck off | he/him
🫵 show yourself weirdo
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
🫵 show yourself weirdo
did you kiss him on the mouth
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
did you kiss him on the mouth
are you handcuffed to an office building right now
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
are you handcuffed to an office building right now
it was actually another battle in the great standing vs sitting at shows war
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
it was actually another battle in the great standing vs sitting at shows war
I have no idea what this means but I will trust the experts here
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have no idea what this means but I will trust the experts here
the world stands ready for the latest salvo in the standing v sitting wars
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the world stands ready for the latest salvo in the standing v sitting wars
An attendee was heard yelling “humbucker is not a slur!” before attempting to stab another concert goer with a keychain bottle opener from a local brewery (unclear which as the label wore off years ago)
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
An attendee was heard yelling “humbucker is not a slur!” before attempting to stab another concert goer with a keychain bottle opener from a local brewery (unclear which as the label wore off years ago)
well i mean *I* would
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
well i mean *I* would
it takes a certain *familiarity* with the source material to be able to make such cutting jokes
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
it takes a certain *familiarity* with the source material to be able to make such cutting jokes
There was a guy in the crowd handing out Lipitor like candy and they all lost their fucking minds
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There was a guy in the crowd handing out Lipitor like candy and they all lost their fucking minds
there was an element of like what if a mod rocker was from the american south to him
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
there was an element of like what if a mod rocker was from the american south to him