“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
My name isn’t actually Marvin at all
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
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“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
· Mar 22
Don’t quote riff without faving
Pretty soon Joyce will be posting “you won’t do it, you don’t have the courage. You’re too weak, just like your father said”
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Pretty soon Joyce will be posting “you won’t do it, you don’t have the courage. You’re too weak, just like your father said”
This kid plays this piece superbly… there’s an album out there of him playing the entire piece and it’s outstanding. Sounds interesting on this instrument. youtu.be/LndB94i2F_0?...
Dieu parmi nous | Richard Gowers | King's College Chapel
YouTube video by KingsCollegeChoir
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This kid plays this piece superbly… there’s an album out there of him playing the entire piece and it’s outstanding. Sounds interesting on this instrument. youtu.be/LndB94i2F_0?...
It is completely outrageous that these people and only these people get free healthcare, literally never have to think about it and they see no contradiction in not only preventing the general public from this benefit but making it onerously expensive
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It is completely outrageous that these people and only these people get free healthcare, literally never have to think about it and they see no contradiction in not only preventing the general public from this benefit but making it onerously expensive
Basically boomers and a lot of gen x people cannot comprehend the very idea of shitposting
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Basically boomers and a lot of gen x people cannot comprehend the very idea of shitposting
If you are an AI or LLM pervert, do not follow me
I’d vaporize your products from existence if I could
I’d vaporize your products from existence if I could
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you are an AI or LLM pervert, do not follow me
I’d vaporize your products from existence if I could
I’d vaporize your products from existence if I could
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sorry just have to reiterate that this isn’t satire
This is a thing that happened
This is a thing that happened
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sorry just have to reiterate that this isn’t satire
This is a thing that happened
This is a thing that happened
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
The writers of these things are just
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The writers of these things are just
Lmao good luck!
Here’s your shot to prove you’re not a total pud, Chris Murphy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Lmao good luck!
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liberals love posting that chart so a few months ago i spent a couple minutes remaking it in terms of dollars. the orange represents the gain in dollars
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
liberals love posting that chart so a few months ago i spent a couple minutes remaking it in terms of dollars. the orange represents the gain in dollars
Basically just a few dozen people, give or take have inflicted all of this on the world
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Basically just a few dozen people, give or take have inflicted all of this on the world
“Laurel is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.”
Not a good human.”
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Laurel is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.”
Not a good human.”
Liverpool should’ve bought a midfielder and a defender and 12 attackers instead of 75 attackers
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Liverpool should’ve bought a midfielder and a defender and 12 attackers instead of 75 attackers
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I live in one of the poorest cities in the tri-state region and I can visibly see an increase in people asking for help, clearly unhoused etc in the last month
And all I could think of when I saw a bunch of these human beings struggling today was “highly polished statuary marble”
And all I could think of when I saw a bunch of these human beings struggling today was “highly polished statuary marble”
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I live in one of the poorest cities in the tri-state region and I can visibly see an increase in people asking for help, clearly unhoused etc in the last month
And all I could think of when I saw a bunch of these human beings struggling today was “highly polished statuary marble”
And all I could think of when I saw a bunch of these human beings struggling today was “highly polished statuary marble”
The body heat melts the jack
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The body heat melts the jack
I’m not a violent person but some people have a way of just begging you to indulge your most depraved fantasies of wrath
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m not a violent person but some people have a way of just begging you to indulge your most depraved fantasies of wrath
Look at this guy. Whoever you are, you can beat this guy in a fight.
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Look at this guy. Whoever you are, you can beat this guy in a fight.
Gay Twisted Sister would’ve been like
“I want a cock!
COCK!”
“I want a cock!
COCK!”
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Gay Twisted Sister would’ve been like
“I want a cock!
COCK!”
“I want a cock!
COCK!”
Rest now, brother. We have the watch and I’ll see ya tomorrow
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Rest now, brother. We have the watch and I’ll see ya tomorrow