Daniel Spenser
@danielspenser.bsky.social
Cartoons, graphics, comedy stuff for TV. Write jokes. I also make music and I'm sorry.
https://danielspenser.com/
https://danielspenser.com/
I was hired to write the theme song for Pluribus but I got fired after I sent in a recording of me yelling the word "Pluribus" over Van Halen's "Panama."
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I was hired to write the theme song for Pluribus but I got fired after I sent in a recording of me yelling the word "Pluribus" over Van Halen's "Panama."
Taking a bite of regular corn and letting out a deep sigh as I stare longingly at the framed photo of candy corn that rests on my mantle.
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Taking a bite of regular corn and letting out a deep sigh as I stare longingly at the framed photo of candy corn that rests on my mantle.
Happy anniversary to my worm costume
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Happy anniversary to my worm costume
Here is an article I wrote about being a ghost. Read if ye dare.
danielspenser.medium.com/twelve-thing...
danielspenser.medium.com/twelve-thing...
Twelve Things They Don’t Tell You About Being A Ghostly Ghoul
Hello and boo. My name is Scary Larry and– as you can probably tell from my attire– I am a ghost.
danielspenser.medium.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Here is an article I wrote about being a ghost. Read if ye dare.
danielspenser.medium.com/twelve-thing...
danielspenser.medium.com/twelve-thing...
The real Halloween decorations were inside us the whole time (skeletons)
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The real Halloween decorations were inside us the whole time (skeletons)
Imagine going in a mansion and it is a haunted mansion. Truly a gift of the magi.
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Imagine going in a mansion and it is a haunted mansion. Truly a gift of the magi.
{"Glycerine" voice}
🎵Don't let the daaaays go byyyyy
Mr. Bean🎵
🎵Don't let the daaaays go byyyyy
Mr. Bean🎵
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
{"Glycerine" voice}
🎵Don't let the daaaays go byyyyy
Mr. Bean🎵
🎵Don't let the daaaays go byyyyy
Mr. Bean🎵
Showcase your love of shirts with these shirts I sell... AND MORE!
daniel-spenser-shop.fourthwall.com
daniel-spenser-shop.fourthwall.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Showcase your love of shirts with these shirts I sell... AND MORE!
daniel-spenser-shop.fourthwall.com
daniel-spenser-shop.fourthwall.com
Tron: Ares promises the franchise's biggest Tron yet - over ten feet!
October 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Tron: Ares promises the franchise's biggest Tron yet - over ten feet!
the Doc Ock hospital scene from Spider-Man 2 but it's just wood.
October 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
the Doc Ock hospital scene from Spider-Man 2 but it's just wood.
Kid: "One ticket to the G-rated movie, please."
Cashier: "Sure thing, kid, that'll be- Heyyy, you're not half a guy in a regular coat are you?"
Cashier: "Sure thing, kid, that'll be- Heyyy, you're not half a guy in a regular coat are you?"
October 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Kid: "One ticket to the G-rated movie, please."
Cashier: "Sure thing, kid, that'll be- Heyyy, you're not half a guy in a regular coat are you?"
Cashier: "Sure thing, kid, that'll be- Heyyy, you're not half a guy in a regular coat are you?"
I only shoot on film (the film that appears when you leave pudding out too long)
October 9, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I only shoot on film (the film that appears when you leave pudding out too long)
CANDY AND CORN TEAMING UP TOGETHER AT LAST
October 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
CANDY AND CORN TEAMING UP TOGETHER AT LAST
Come on down to Richard's Orchard where your first Richard's Orchard Order will be borchard porch dorched oh norch I cantch stornch
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Come on down to Richard's Orchard where your first Richard's Orchard Order will be borchard porch dorched oh norch I cantch stornch
I have so many files on my computer, I'm a real filephile.
October 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I have so many files on my computer, I'm a real filephile.
Aside from being AI, Tilly Norwood is a nepo-baby. Her dad was one of the computers in The Social Network.
October 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Aside from being AI, Tilly Norwood is a nepo-baby. Her dad was one of the computers in The Social Network.
Oh yeah, how about you say that to my face? Say that in my face. Say it right in my face at my nose. Say it in my nose. Come over here and say that into my nose if you're so tough. Scream it into one of my nose holes, big shot.
October 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh yeah, how about you say that to my face? Say that in my face. Say it right in my face at my nose. Say it in my nose. Come over here and say that into my nose if you're so tough. Scream it into one of my nose holes, big shot.
Buddy if you're afraid of a skeleton i've got bad news about who is driving your guts around
October 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Buddy if you're afraid of a skeleton i've got bad news about who is driving your guts around
Alright, fine, here's my PTA film ranking:
1. The Master
2. Punch-Drunk Love
3. The Muppets Take Manhattan
4. PTA's Big Movie
5. Phantom Thread 3D
6. The Muppets Take My Office
7. The Muppets Are Banging Down My Door
8. Thunder Gulch Revisited
9. Phantom 3read
10. Sports Bloopers
1. The Master
2. Punch-Drunk Love
3. The Muppets Take Manhattan
4. PTA's Big Movie
5. Phantom Thread 3D
6. The Muppets Take My Office
7. The Muppets Are Banging Down My Door
8. Thunder Gulch Revisited
9. Phantom 3read
10. Sports Bloopers
October 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Alright, fine, here's my PTA film ranking:
1. The Master
2. Punch-Drunk Love
3. The Muppets Take Manhattan
4. PTA's Big Movie
5. Phantom Thread 3D
6. The Muppets Take My Office
7. The Muppets Are Banging Down My Door
8. Thunder Gulch Revisited
9. Phantom 3read
10. Sports Bloopers
1. The Master
2. Punch-Drunk Love
3. The Muppets Take Manhattan
4. PTA's Big Movie
5. Phantom Thread 3D
6. The Muppets Take My Office
7. The Muppets Are Banging Down My Door
8. Thunder Gulch Revisited
9. Phantom 3read
10. Sports Bloopers
{skin turning to flannel} Fall?? A scoff!!! You mean 𝒶𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓂𝓃????
October 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
{skin turning to flannel} Fall?? A scoff!!! You mean 𝒶𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓂𝓃????
"What if I told you there was a cure for baldness..."
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
"What if I told you there was a cure for baldness..."
Reposted by Daniel Spenser
In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI.
Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?
Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?
October 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI.
Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?
Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?
This is exactly why I chose to become a cartoonist instead of a general.
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is exactly why I chose to become a cartoonist instead of a general.
"WEBINAR" in a heavy metal font
September 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"WEBINAR" in a heavy metal font
Duffel bags are already great, they don't even need to be filled with dirty money!
September 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Duffel bags are already great, they don't even need to be filled with dirty money!