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boomer holidayposting: going out of their way to buy the lowest rent temu dogshit possible and then getting mad it's cheap
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is not a value statement: in league of legends you have to play the game you *are* in, not the game you want to be in.
Academics literally cannot make Gen AI go away. As in it is not possible to make it happen on a political, legal, and technical level. We do not and will not command the massive violence necessary to make chatGPT or Claude disappear. Responsible pedagogy grapples with the fact!
No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.
December 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Encouraging the astrology aunt with Claude lmao
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This is ho scaring behavior
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.

Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Eight glasses of wine honesty: prime rib is gross looking
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Merry Christmas 🎄🌃 from our savior
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What if I got into fentanyl tonight instead of another five hours of this
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The execution was bad but the slurping of 90s football was genuinely worse lol
netflix is doing amazing things with the NFL. I've always wanted to listen to a hall of famer talk about his christmas decorations through an AirPods microphone over Zoom during the game
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m putting together a team of Reddit atheists. You laughed when he was euphoric due to his intelligence and look where you are now.
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Might break out the Charlie Kirk song at dinner just to liven it up.
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The department nobody likes went through an exercise of “do you need acrobat pro” this year so xoxo have fun
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“After 9/11 it lost its charm” is an all timer Christmas dinner line
December 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the fancy whiteshoe guys that rolled over should all feel like real fucking dickheads. how's that pro bono work going.
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
only fair that someone steals some money from him
Ben Simmons has purchased an ownership stake in the South Florida Sails Angling Club, a team in the Sports Fishing Championship, the league announced Tuesday.

He now serves as the team’s controlling operator.
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
[leo pointing] new kang
While I see the point they’re trying to make, bringing back dead people is basically one of the most comic book cliche acts possible so I’m gonna allow it

(Screenshot quote as this account disables QTs)
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
fun fact, you can still use tap to pay for a little after zeroes out
I kinda wonder what happens….
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
if you thought counter uas was hard before just waaaait!
My quick and dirty thoughts on Trump's short-sighted, stupid, and self-defeating ban on foreign made drones.

Banning foreign drones won't make us safer. Instead, it'll encourage people to build their own drones - which are way harder to track and to control.
The USA Bans Foreign-Made Drones, in Trump's Grand Idiot Tradition
It's December 23rd, and the USA has officially banned the import of all foreign made drones and "critical components." Here's a very quick and dirty run-down of my thoughts. Although if you'd like t...
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December 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM