@venerablebidet.bsky.social
Irreverent and irrelevant academic, whacker of the thunderbroom
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
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Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
I bet Vance jerked off to the part where he called her a fucking bitch
ah. they all got the memo
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January 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I bet Vance jerked off to the part where he called her a fucking bitch
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Republicans made welfare fraud in Minnesota the most important story in the country. Schumer turned a war for oil into a question about national security briefings.
January 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Republicans made welfare fraud in Minnesota the most important story in the country. Schumer turned a war for oil into a question about national security briefings.
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🧵Day 3 and we have a new meaning for "running Venezuela," courtesy of Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the nation's top diplomat, who is in charge of Venezuela as well as the National Archives. We're going to insist they do what's in the US national interest. Time for some principal-agent theory. 1/
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
🧵Day 3 and we have a new meaning for "running Venezuela," courtesy of Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the nation's top diplomat, who is in charge of Venezuela as well as the National Archives. We're going to insist they do what's in the US national interest. Time for some principal-agent theory. 1/
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
finally, we're living through precedented times
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idk i just feel like AI automation is going to benefit one very specific income bracket tremendously and leave everyone else in the dust but hey maybe three ghosts will intervene on christmas eve or something
August 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
idk i just feel like AI automation is going to benefit one very specific income bracket tremendously and leave everyone else in the dust but hey maybe three ghosts will intervene on christmas eve or something
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GPT-5 regularly asks you why you are not citing its work. GPT-5 always believes your estimator is biased. GPT-5 has more of a comment than a question. Sometimes GPT-5 tells you stories about grad school and expresses regret about getting a PhD. GPT-5's mom wonders when it will start making money.
“GPT-5 is the first time that it feels like talking to an expert in any topic — a Ph.D.-level expert,” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said.
OpenAI Unveils GPT-5, Its Latest and Most Powerful Model, After Two-Year Wait
CEO Sam Altman said using the chatbot will be like talking with a doctorate-level expert in any topic.
www.wsj.com
August 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
GPT-5 regularly asks you why you are not citing its work. GPT-5 always believes your estimator is biased. GPT-5 has more of a comment than a question. Sometimes GPT-5 tells you stories about grad school and expresses regret about getting a PhD. GPT-5's mom wonders when it will start making money.
I’m concerned about what these Brazilian tariffs will do the price of waxing.
July 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m concerned about what these Brazilian tariffs will do the price of waxing.
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64% of Medicaid recipients under age 65 work, per KFF. As for the rest, see below. There are not 34m potential agricultural workers on Medicaid just raring to go pick vegetables.
July 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
64% of Medicaid recipients under age 65 work, per KFF. As for the rest, see below. There are not 34m potential agricultural workers on Medicaid just raring to go pick vegetables.
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Congratulations to Riley Gaines on retroactively still not medaling in the 200 free in 2022.
July 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Congratulations to Riley Gaines on retroactively still not medaling in the 200 free in 2022.
Khameni killed the Lindbergh Baby
BREAKING: Iranian State TV has said: "Tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."
June 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Khameni killed the Lindbergh Baby
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Cutting lines or even whole departments is the frontal assault on higher ed, but another low key war of attrition is the slow accumulation of grinding, meaningless additional tasks concerning syllabus templates, learning outcomes, institutional pablum, and ever more intricate evaluation hoops.
June 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Cutting lines or even whole departments is the frontal assault on higher ed, but another low key war of attrition is the slow accumulation of grinding, meaningless additional tasks concerning syllabus templates, learning outcomes, institutional pablum, and ever more intricate evaluation hoops.
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They should also append to end of each article, “this paper is owned by a man who gave at least $1 million dollars to Donald Trump”
June 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
They should also append to end of each article, “this paper is owned by a man who gave at least $1 million dollars to Donald Trump”
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JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch
June 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch
Exactly.
The real issue is that states have largely de-funded their public universities. But yes, let's continue focusing on the Ivies (which have <70k total undergrads across 8 schools).
The reason why this article is so bad is that the only argument it marshals against international students is a fallacy. There isn’t a fixed set of slots for people to compete for, given by nature. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/01/o...
June 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Exactly.
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I do not think people are actually seriously calibrated for how rabidly anti-university the MAGA right is and how core that is to their policy goals. It is probably the #2 issue after immigration for them, and for some of them it’s higher.
May 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I do not think people are actually seriously calibrated for how rabidly anti-university the MAGA right is and how core that is to their policy goals. It is probably the #2 issue after immigration for them, and for some of them it’s higher.
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I’m concerned for the safety of Rumeysa Ozturk because of the character and personality of the people who support Donald Trump.
May 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m concerned for the safety of Rumeysa Ozturk because of the character and personality of the people who support Donald Trump.
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the median voter: the president has a big lever in his office which makes things expensive
me, an idiot: actually inflation is the result of macroeconomic forces
me, an idiot: actually inflation is the result of macroeconomic forces
May 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
the median voter: the president has a big lever in his office which makes things expensive
me, an idiot: actually inflation is the result of macroeconomic forces
me, an idiot: actually inflation is the result of macroeconomic forces
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I may have context for this! Last night WPBT in Palm Beach broadcast the 1979 Clint Eastwood film "Escape from Alcatraz."
May 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I may have context for this! Last night WPBT in Palm Beach broadcast the 1979 Clint Eastwood film "Escape from Alcatraz."