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Rip Van Cremastericle
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Fought for Rax in the roast beef wars.
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Blue Cross: We won’t approve your patient’s hysterectomy until she’s had an endometrial biopsy

Also Blue Cross: Once the biopsy is done, the hysterectomy will be approved. We don’t need to wait for the result

This is an insurance company insisting I inflict violence on a patient for no reason
OH MY GOD, so get this

BCBS was waiting on some updated/corrected info from provider. Provider finally gets back to them, insurance updates info, then ACCIDENTALLY denies my claim saying it was OON, total error on their behalf, so provider bills me AGAIN.
Anthem BC/BS came back, 10 months later, and decided that it was going to deny me and my son's rabies treatments, after already approving the claim last December.

Denying a claim where if treatment were not given, results in death 100% of the time!
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There are lots of reasons why ibuprofen shouldn't be used or isn't going to cut it for pain but it's insane to say it doesn't work.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Could one (1) democrat do a Willie Horton style ad with these guys
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This is almost as unfunny as an Elon tweet. Hard to pull off if you have four functioning brain cells.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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They shut down the government for nothing. Literally nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Pretty fucking nauseating that Fetterman voted to get back to a job he famously does not do.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is what you want me to touch? Get real.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
More implausible claims from the social democratic left.
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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If a professional did this they would be arrested and I don't really understand why the answer box gets a break
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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The two inevitable technologies that VC ends up reinventing are phrenology and the bus.
bro are you fucking kidding me
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.

I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Now I’d like to pry Henry Cuellar, Tom Suozzi, and Josh Gottheimer out of their seats.
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
centrists right now
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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This will be drastically different from their usual strategy of calling every Democrat a gay Muslim communist
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I think it's nice the white house is being fitted with mid-tier hotel lettering. next step is to sell fractional ownerships
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Polymarket can eat shit
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Thank god
If Cuomo wins the mayoral race I will never eat another meat ball.
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Do you recognize that sandwich
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.

Lairmore won't confirm.

"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.

Lairmore won't confirm.

"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM